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josh (oldfriend99)
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · Sep 1
A group of machine elves is called a "hallucination"
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 30m
"A mirror can make a room look bigger.." yeah, if you're a total dumbass
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 16h
Come on baby change my tire
Don't know how to change a tire
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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18h
thanks that helps often
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 18h
I just saw Jordan Peterson wandering around when he should be resting
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d
It's good to have a good vocabulary
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 2d
"I was working in the lab late one night"

Let me stop you right there. I am not listening to a song about work
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 21h
I've never heard of anything weird
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d
I'm not dancing around because you're shooting a gun at my feet. I was going to hop around wildly anyway
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d
It's good to have a good vocabulary
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d
Trump took a cognitive exam and was found to be cognitive
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 2d
The Butlerian Jihad must have sucked for guys who just bought a new computer
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d
Pretty good
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💤arleck from Space @zarleckazpa.bsky.social · 1d
The results must have been frightening!
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d
Stephen I really need to ask you a question before you... well, you know
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d
Got my test results back.. my hiccups are gone
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d
When someone's like "nice strawman". That's a sarcasm fallacy
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d
It's very fitting that notorious perfectionist Stanley Kubrick's final film was the last one he did before he died
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d
I hate having to clarify whether I'm talking about a music band or a rubber band. Just assume it's a rubber band
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d
Franz kafka ruined waking up as a giant bug. now if you wake up as a bug it's automatically "kafkaesque"
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Real Phil Braun @philbraun.bsky.social · 2d
Congratulations You are banned from Geddython.
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Jessie Blue @jessieblueaz.bsky.social · 3d
Rando dude with 1,800 followers cosplaying as a journalist teasing “breaking news”. 🙄

If you have something to say, just say it…without the manufactured drama.
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Real Phil Braun @philbraun.bsky.social · 4d
You will all be pleased by the news, once it breaks.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 2d
i mean it was nice to know they have a sense of humour
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John Semley @johnsemley3000.bsky.social · 9d
good morning! I reviewed Thomas Pynchon’s latest—and, perhaps, last?—novel, SHADOW TICKET, for the @newrepublic.com. newrepublic.com/article/2010...
Thomas Pynchon’s Strangely Stripped-Back Noir
“Shadow Ticket” may be an exercise in restraint. But what is a Pynchon novel without its sense of unruly bigness?
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 2d
Spotify lets you set a "sleep timer" of up to 60 minutes because research shows if you're not asleep by then you're fucked and there's something wrong with you
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 2d
I call anyone who works anywhere a clerk
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 2d
"I was working in the lab late one night"

Let me stop you right there. I am not listening to a song about work
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 2d
AIR (French band) retweeting my post: "BREAKING: Air (French band)'s tour rider has leaked" followed by an image of them in their trademark all-white clothes and their 'rider' containing one item: "Absolutely NO SPAGHETTI!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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