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RealOnionWars
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I'm a Political Wonk, Pundit and Occasional Cartoonist. 1/4 Globalist on my mother's side. No holds barred. Punch every n@zi. 🤪 [Parody Account...mostly.] #DOGEisMalware #ImpeachTrump #NAFO #FuckPutin De Opresso Liber Слава Україні! 🇺🇦
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RealOnionWars @onionwars.bsky.social · Feb 2
Special Assistant to Vladimir Putin...
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God @thegodpodcast.com · 6h
The biggest threat in Portland is getting caught in the the middle of an inflatable frog–unicorn dance-off.
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Olga Lautman 🇺🇦 @olgalautman.bsky.social · 9h
My latest on Russia's escalating aggressions across Europe
"Little Green Men" Spotted Near Estonia
As Russia’s Continues to Escalate Against NATO
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Guy Fawkes News @guyfawkesnews.bsky.social · 16h
Shit just got real.
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RealOnionWars @onionwars.bsky.social · 6h
I prefer black or brown people to white people in my neighborhood. I'm hoping that black or brown folks buy the house across the street. That's because I know they're not going to be Proud Boys or white bread MAGA morons. They'll just be normal neighbors. 🙂
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MJ @bstnboy.bsky.social · 6h
Actually, Congress has that responsibility under the Constitution.

See you in court, lardass.
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CheekyParrot 🦜 @cheekyparrot8.bsky.social · 1d
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CREW @citizensforethics.org · 1d
Russ Vought is now officially using the government shutdown as a pretext for his continued attempts to permanently gut the civil service.

The executive branch cannot unilaterally reduce agency funding that Congress has allocated: This is a serious separation of powers issue.
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starwalker @starwalkers.bsky.social · 6h
We stand for our Constitution.

We stand for our Constitutional rights.

We stand for the rule of law.

We stand for the facts and evidence.

We stand for decency and humanity.

We stand for democracy.
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Jean on the Left Coast @jeaninparadise.bsky.social · 8h
Just calling them drug traffickers and blowing them up means he can declare anyone a criminal and just have them killed.

Remember when he was admiring president Duarte’s murdering of thousands of suspected drug traffickers in the Philippines? He’s trying to do the same thing here.
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RealOnionWars @onionwars.bsky.social · 6h
You might be able to get the rotors turned then just buy pads and fluid.
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MoJoJuju @xoey1.bsky.social · 14h
I'm going to try my best...👍
I think i can do this..👍
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Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar.com · 7h
It's unacceptable that firefighters who die or are permanently disabled from work-related cancers don't receive the same benefits as others in the line of duty.

I'm working across the aisle to pass my bill to honor our commitment to these first responders and their families.
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Roger Sollenberger @sollenbergerrc.bsky.social · 8h
SCOOP: After two public court hearings, a Florida judge has issued a restraining order against Rep. Cory Mills for "protection against dating violence." Mills's ex-girlfriend filed for the injunction in August, alleging sextortion & violent threats. I'll post more clips from the decision below.
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 10h
Republicans are institutionalizing Sociopathy-Psychopathy. Not one iota of hyperbole. Don't think for a nanosecond that it can't happen here.
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Politico @politico.com · 10h
EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat.

Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 1d
If you need a go-to Wikipedia page this is a great one

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
List of inventors killed by their own invention - Wikipedia
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Matthew Noe @noethematt.bsky.social · 7h
The US President is bragging about murdering people in international waters, with zero due process, zero legal authoriy.

You cannot be okay with this.
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 9h
"There are no moderates in the GOP. There are only scared MAGA and proud MAGA."

Marc Elias
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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 9h
Regarding the news today, all I have to say for now is... subscribe to The Onion. Thank you for believing in us and thank you for your patience.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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Democratic Activists @democratswin.bsky.social · 14h
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Renee DiResta @noupside.bsky.social · 12h
I'm sorry, is the Trump Administration talking to a tech platform?

Is it...requesting content moderation?
Today following outreach from @thejusticedept, Facebook removed a large group page that was being used to dox and target @ICEgov agents in Chicago. The wave of violence against ICE has been driven by online apps and social media campaigns designed to put ICE officers at risk just for doing their jobs. The Department of Justice will continue engaging tech companies to eliminate platforms where radicals can incite imminent violence against federal law enforcement.
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Sen. Adam Schiff @schiff.senate.gov · 7h
The President’s authorities under Article II are limited to responding to an armed attack/the threat of one and do not apply here.

These continued strikes — 27 killed to date — risk getting the U.S. into a full fledged war.
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RealOnionWars @onionwars.bsky.social · 7h
I would love to know! 😁
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 8h
When does The Onion take over Infowars?
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George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 1d
Find an event near you at nokings.org/#map.

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bamamom.bsky.social @bamamom.bsky.social · 12h
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 14h
BREAKING: The Supreme Court just rejected Alex Jones' appeal and left in place the $1.4 billion judgment against him by the Sandy Hook Elementary School families
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