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RealOnionWars

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I'm a Political Wonk, Pundit and Occasional Cartoonist. 1/4 Globalist on my mother's side. No holds barred. Punch every n@zi. 🤪 [Parody Account...mostly.] #DOGEisMalware #ImpeachTrump #NAFO #FuckPutin De Opresso Liber Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

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RealOnionWars @onionwars.bsky.social · Feb 2

Special Assistant to Vladimir Putin...

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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 3h

ICE in Chicago detained two people (that we know of) for filming them today, a cyclist and a neighborhood rapid responder. This in addition to tear gassing another neighborhood and brandishing weapons at rapid response—both things that have also already been going on for weeks.

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digby @digby56.bsky.social · 2d

Do people like Bessent and Grenell understand that this is about them?

The Barbed Wire @thebarbedwire.com · 3d

Chaya Raichik, better known as Libs of TikTok, was dutifully bemoaning the fact that the city of Houston repainted a Montrose neighborhood crosswalk decked on in LGBTQ+ rainbow colors. Raichik wrote that the crosswalk “must be removed immediately.”

And our governor dutifully complied.

Cool! It Really Looks Like Greg Abbott is Taking Orders From Libs of TikTok

Acting on the orders of notorious cesspool Libs Of TikTok, the governor bravely stands up to the menace of decorative asphalt.

thebarbedwire.com

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kamimagic @kamimagic.bsky.social · 2d

I found the agitators! They are 2 unicorns, giraffe, canary, panda, mouse, dinosaur, mouse, Stitch, and the frog! And they are right outside of Portland's ICE facility! 🤣🤣🤣

#ProudBlue

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

Nice recap

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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 1d

“No, Speaker Johnson — the No Kings rally on October 18 is not a hate America rally. In fact, it’s quite the contrary: It’s a love America rally.” #NoKings

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 1d

This Is Fascism

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RealOnionWars @onionwars.bsky.social · 1d

Orban is free to leave NATO. We're good.

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John Donegan @donegan.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: Antifa leader Habeas Corpus has been arrested in Portland.

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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 1d

"The president has already announced that if a judge does rule against him, he will invoke the Insurrection Act and then continue the military deployments. This is where we’ve been headed since January 6, 2021."

Emergency Triad: The Chicago Rubicon and What Comes Next

We aren’t at the worst-case scenario yet. But if you squint, you can see it looming out there, just over the horizon.

www.thebulwark.com

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ᑕ ᕼ ᓰ ᗷ 〇 ᒪ 乇 @chibole.bsky.social · 1d

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Rep. Dan Goldman @repdangoldman.bsky.social · 1d

No “clean CR” exists when Trump defies Congress and unilaterally guts programs—from law enforcement to pediatric cancer research to clean energy projects.

Republicans want Democratic cover to keep breaking the law. Democrats won’t play along.

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RealOnionWars @onionwars.bsky.social · 1d

Wellness
Openness
Kindness
Equality
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RealOnionWars @onionwars.bsky.social · 1d

He probably tried to kiss her on the mouth and almost wrecked the cart. 😐

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RealOnionWars @onionwars.bsky.social · 1d

Founding member: 😞

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RealOnionWars @onionwars.bsky.social · 1d

These are some awesome numbers, guys!!

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MAKS 25 👀🇺🇦 @maks23.bsky.social · 1d

Russian losses ✌️

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RealOnionWars @onionwars.bsky.social · 1d

Minus one Oil Refinery Complex or ORC. Orcs lose another ORC! 😁

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Fifty Shades of Whey @fiftyshadesofwhey.bsky.social · 1d

When feudal kings talk about "Antifa" or the "radical left," these are euphemisms for Americans who kept learning after high school and developed a positive vision for how our society could be, and these kings are insecure that if this vision spreads to more people, it'll manifest into a reality.

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Repugs R Stinky @artfulscribe.bsky.social · 3d

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RealOnionWars @onionwars.bsky.social · 1d

😵‍💫 The clock is always ticking on the statute of limitations and Trump's ability to grant a pardon.

They have to be delusional to not have that weighing on their psyche in Trumpworld.

RealOnionWars @onionwars.bsky.social · 1d

#NoKings celebrates our natuonal heritage from the Declaration of Independence until today! 🗽

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 2d

Amazing what happens when you give the guy a plane

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RealOnionWars @onionwars.bsky.social · 1d

Meth! Not even once! 🤡

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Jonathan Birch @birchlse.bsky.social · 2d

The Nobel committee is always playing 3D chess. Giving the prize to Obama in 2009 looked idiotic but 16 years later it's caused a US president to think about peace for almost an entire week.

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RealOnionWars @onionwars.bsky.social · 1d

Who knew that sometimes methamphetamine can prolong life in the subject while still deteriorating the brain!? 🤔

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 2d

We've strategically placed mediocre hacks at the top of every political and business organization, let's see what happens next

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