RealOnionWars
@onionwars.bsky.social
I'm a Political Wonk, Pundit and Occasional Cartoonist. 1/4 Globalist on my mother's side. No holds barred. Grandpa said to punch Nazis!
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#ImpeachTrump
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Слава Україні! 🇺🇦
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#DOGEisMalware
#ImpeachTrump
#NAFO #FuckPutin
De Opresso Liber
Слава Україні! 🇺🇦
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A leaked 115 page report by current & former FBI personnel describes the bureau under Kash Patel as a “rudderless ship” & says he is “in over his head,” lacking the experience & bearing needed to be an effective FBI director—
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
A leaked 115 page report by current & former FBI personnel describes the bureau under Kash Patel as a “rudderless ship” & says he is “in over his head,” lacking the experience & bearing needed to be an effective FBI director—
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❗️🇺🇸🇺🇦 There is no progress on the issue of territories, Russia refuses to discuss a ceasefire, and Ukraine refuses to withdraw from the territory of Donbas, — ABC News with reference to the results of yesterday's talks between Ukraine and the United States.
December 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
❗️🇺🇸🇺🇦 There is no progress on the issue of territories, Russia refuses to discuss a ceasefire, and Ukraine refuses to withdraw from the territory of Donbas, — ABC News with reference to the results of yesterday's talks between Ukraine and the United States.
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Juan Orlando Hernández is released from a US prison after being pardoned by Trump. The ex-Honduran leader was convicted on drug trafficking charges. https://cnn.it/441JYwt
December 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Juan Orlando Hernández is released from a US prison after being pardoned by Trump. The ex-Honduran leader was convicted on drug trafficking charges. https://cnn.it/441JYwt
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🇺🇦President Zelenskyy: Russia started this war and Russia is the only country that can stop this war.
December 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
🇺🇦President Zelenskyy: Russia started this war and Russia is the only country that can stop this war.
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Remember in May when Trump gave asylum to 17 family members of the Sinaloa cartel after making a deal with El Chapo’s son? And did you know in 2013, El Chapo bribed Juan Hernandez- who trump just pardoned - in exchange for protection in Honduras? I’m sure it’s all just a coincidence.
December 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Remember in May when Trump gave asylum to 17 family members of the Sinaloa cartel after making a deal with El Chapo’s son? And did you know in 2013, El Chapo bribed Juan Hernandez- who trump just pardoned - in exchange for protection in Honduras? I’m sure it’s all just a coincidence.
We need to expand the statute of limitations on certain federal civil rights crimes. 🤨
ICE agents are going to be getting in trouble for their outlandishly brutal behavior to innocent people, and what will their defense be? “I was ordered to do it.” 👠
December 2, 2025 at 6:16 AM
We need to expand the statute of limitations on certain federal civil rights crimes. 🤨
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BREAKING: Former NATO Commander Just Said the Quiet Part Out Loud - Trump Is Beholden To Putin, Not America
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BREAKING: Former NATO Commander Just Said the Quiet Part Out Loud - Trump Is Beholden To Putin, Not America
In a stunning—and frankly, humiliating—moment on international television, a former NATO Commander made absolutely clear what so many in the global security community have been whispering for years: D...
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December 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
BREAKING: Former NATO Commander Just Said the Quiet Part Out Loud - Trump Is Beholden To Putin, Not America
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The Epstein files should have already been released.
December 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The Epstein files should have already been released.
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These boat strikes will be nothing compared to the war crimes they will commit after they initiate regime change to seize Venezuelan oil companies.
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
These boat strikes will be nothing compared to the war crimes they will commit after they initiate regime change to seize Venezuelan oil companies.
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The president is a lunatic
December 2, 2025 at 5:54 AM
The president is a lunatic
#RussellVought is an enormous piece of #shit.
I hope he ends up being indicted, tried in court, found guilty, and sentenced for a serious number of years in federal #prison.
He must truly hate our country. 😐
#NotGreat
#Project2025
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I hope he ends up being indicted, tried in court, found guilty, and sentenced for a serious number of years in federal #prison.
He must truly hate our country. 😐
#NotGreat
#Project2025
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A Deep Dive on Russell Vought, MAGA's Most Dangerous Holy Warrior (Part 1)
An explicitly "White Christian Nationalist" heads the agency that controls all federal funding
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December 2, 2025 at 5:35 AM
#RussellVought is an enormous piece of #shit.
I hope he ends up being indicted, tried in court, found guilty, and sentenced for a serious number of years in federal #prison.
He must truly hate our country. 😐
#NotGreat
#Project2025
jfhatfield.substack.com/p/a-deep-div...
I hope he ends up being indicted, tried in court, found guilty, and sentenced for a serious number of years in federal #prison.
He must truly hate our country. 😐
#NotGreat
#Project2025
jfhatfield.substack.com/p/a-deep-div...
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Olena Zelenska shared that Kremlin is resisting to provide any information on stolen Ukrainian children, herewith violating the Vienna Convention
December 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Olena Zelenska shared that Kremlin is resisting to provide any information on stolen Ukrainian children, herewith violating the Vienna Convention
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Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
December 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
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She seems nice
December 2, 2025 at 12:24 AM
She seems nice
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The White House knows they can call the press names, denigrate reporters, all of it — because those same reporters and mainstream outlets are in on the scam. They get access and scoops and book deals and career advancement by cozying up to the people who publicly abuse them. They don’t care.
December 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The White House knows they can call the press names, denigrate reporters, all of it — because those same reporters and mainstream outlets are in on the scam. They get access and scoops and book deals and career advancement by cozying up to the people who publicly abuse them. They don’t care.
Goddamned right!! 🤨
Слава Україні! 🇺🇦🗽
Слава Україні! 🇺🇦🗽
❗️"Russia started this war, and Russia is the only country that can stop it," – Zelenskyy.
December 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Goddamned right!! 🤨
Слава Україні! 🇺🇦🗽
Слава Україні! 🇺🇦🗽
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Remember when President Donald J. Trump declared that the Epstein Files should be released and every Republican except flipped their votes to agree? You'll never believe what didn't happen next!
November 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Remember when President Donald J. Trump declared that the Epstein Files should be released and every Republican except flipped their votes to agree? You'll never believe what didn't happen next!
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…and yes, I was part of the Epstein crowd.🔻
December 1, 2025 at 3:51 PM
…and yes, I was part of the Epstein crowd.🔻
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I haven’t heard anything from Mamdani that’s actually anti-capitalist. Have you?
December 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I haven’t heard anything from Mamdani that’s actually anti-capitalist. Have you?
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Give not a millimeter to Russia. Not a single grain of Ukrainian soil.
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Give not a millimeter to Russia. Not a single grain of Ukrainian soil.
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If the President doesn’t want to be called a Russian asset, perhaps he should stop acting like a Russian asset.
November 30, 2025 at 12:00 PM
If the President doesn’t want to be called a Russian asset, perhaps he should stop acting like a Russian asset.
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Noem insisted Sunday that the suspected shooter, Rahmanullah Lakanwal, was vetted for asylum by the Biden administration—despite the fact that it was her department that granted the asylum request in April. trib.al/XBBvDsI
ICE Barbie Panics When Asked About Vetting Alleged Guard Shooter
The man who allegedly shot two National Guard members, one of whom has died, was granted asylum in April.
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December 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Noem insisted Sunday that the suspected shooter, Rahmanullah Lakanwal, was vetted for asylum by the Biden administration—despite the fact that it was her department that granted the asylum request in April. trib.al/XBBvDsI
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A reminder to a nation with way too many people untethered to facts and truth: There’s no such thing as “The Department of War.” It doesn’t exist. Only Congress has the power to create and name executive departments & agencies. So it’s still The Department of Defense.
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December 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
A reminder to a nation with way too many people untethered to facts and truth: There’s no such thing as “The Department of War.” It doesn’t exist. Only Congress has the power to create and name executive departments & agencies. So it’s still The Department of Defense.
Thanks
Thanks