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optiMSTie

@optimstie.bsky.social

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Just this guy. I dig MST3K, film, retro games, Muppets, Iron Chef, hosted movie shows, birdwatching, horror/sci-fi, pro wrestling, oldies/jazz music, coffee mugs, tacky aloha shirts, etc. Howdy! av: MST3K's Crow in tux banner: Keep circulating the tapes

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Alex Kain @tdcpresents.bsky.social · 21h

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 3h

looooooooool

optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 3h

[right before you update to Windows 11]

Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 12h

Dr. Bruce Banner walks away with a wave looking over his shoulder at the Fantastic Four in silhouette. He says, “GOOD BY, then – – and GOOD LUCK to you all!”

optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 3h

Red M&M: "HE *DOES* EXIST!"

Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 9h

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 3h

It's the gripping clipart saga of our time!

optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 3h

"... and hold #1004: ARMBAR!"

pro wrestler Chris Jericho in the middle of a wrestling ring as he holds a microphone in one hand while reading from a comedically long paper list of the 1,004 wrestling holds that he knows

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 3h

Heh, exactly that, right???

"COME BACK FROM LUNCH, PLEEEEEEEEASE..."

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 3h

[sadly reluctant headbobbing]

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BlueHighwind Ver.BlueSky @bluehighwind.bsky.social · 3h

“What is love?” screams the radio.

Batman through tears “Baby, don’t hurt me… don’t hurt me… no more” (sobs uncontrollably)

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 3h

"You don't have to be crazy to work here... BUT IT HELPS."

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Brians for Dinner, Brians for Lunch @briantransplant.com · 3h

"Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee... spill all over me, scalding my flesh and giving me second degree burns."

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 3h

SERIOUSLY

He needs to get a coaster or SOMETHING.

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jaythechou.bsky.social @jaythechou.bsky.social · 7h

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1672

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 3h

Considering what's going on with that sleeping guy's coffee mug, I'm going to file this as one of the Images Taken Moments Before Disaster™️.

Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 3h

OUTLUNCH.BMF

A cartoonish illustration of a white collar working sleeping on his desk, a series of zees emanating from his nose. A sign on the front of the desk reads “Out For Lunch.” Cindy and Aaron were out for lunch. Lunch turned into dessert. Dessert turned into coffee. Coffee turned into a walk. A walk turned into dinner. Now it’s 11:45pm and dinner has turned many times into many things and they’re both asleep on Cindy’s bed.

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The Screens of Pete and Pete @peteandpete.bsky.social · 3d

The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Season 2, Episode 6: Halloweenie

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 4h

[LEGIT FREAKING CACKLE]

*Thank you.*

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Tom Bombadildo @dildo-baggins.bsky.social · 9h

His parents were killed right next to a movie theater showing “the Last Dragon.” El DeBarge is fightin’ music

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moviefandave @moviefandave.bsky.social · 11h

Hey Canadian MST3K fans! We've got a few Canada themed MST movies we can put on for a turkey day marathon this side of the border too!

The Final Sacrifice
Zombie Nightmare
Atlantic Rim (RIP Graham Greene)
Overdrawn At The Memory Bank (shot in Toronto!)