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𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑 𝕱𝖊𝖞 𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗

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𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑 𝕱𝖊𝖞 𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 @parodycapcom.bsky.social · Apr 4

Pearl Fey has joined BlueSky!

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⋆˚꩜｡ 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐍 @ninetailedbrat.bsky.social · 14d

𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐊 !!!

𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐨 𝐮𝐳𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢 | 𝐧𝐨 𝐥𝐞𝐰𝐝 |
𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐲.

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑 𝕱𝖊𝖞 𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 @parodycapcom.bsky.social · 5d

“It’s the same person who threw a fit with the House of Mouse....“

“𝐋𝐄𝐓’𝐒 𝐃𝐎 𝐈𝐓!”⚙️ @variableweapons.bsky.social · 5d

“Who’s the new blonde ninja kid?”

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑 𝕱𝖊𝖞 𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 @parodycapcom.bsky.social · 5d

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑 𝕱𝖊𝖞 𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 @parodycapcom.bsky.social · 6d

“Yep... Me and Mystic Maya are running in his stead.“

𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖫𝖾𝗀𝖾𝗇𝖽𝖺𝗋𝗒 𝖱𝖾𝗉𝗅𝗈𝗂𝖽. . . @dwninf1nity.bsky.social · 6d

“…
That’s the weirdest thing i’ve heard in a bit.

A shame.
Sucks that that happened to him. Least I got an ending though.”

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑 𝕱𝖊𝖞 𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 @parodycapcom.bsky.social · 6d

“No. I’m taking over his place since a certain... mouse killed him off.“

𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖫𝖾𝗀𝖾𝗇𝖽𝖺𝗋𝗒 𝖱𝖾𝗉𝗅𝗈𝗂𝖽. . . @dwninf1nity.bsky.social · 6d

“..
Is that god?”

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𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖫𝖾𝗀𝖾𝗇𝖽𝖺𝗋𝗒 𝖱𝖾𝗉𝗅𝗈𝗂𝖽. . . @dwninf1nity.bsky.social · 6d

“I never cared about justice…

And I don’t recall ever calling myself a hero..

I always fought for the people I believe in…

I won’t hesitate..

And if enemy appears in front of me..
𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐲 𝐢𝐭!"

[Everything ends at Zero. . .]

#SFWRP #MEGAMANRP #MVRP

Written by Rando. . .

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑 𝕱𝖊𝖞 𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 @parodycapcom.bsky.social · 6d

“No. An offensive word to others like Rock, Mr. Nick.

The only time where the hard-c word is justified towards this Ay Eye thing?“

𝙋. 𝙒𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 🚲 @flammaeiniustitia.bsky.social · 6d

". . . Capcom? What does this mean, Pearls?"

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑 𝕱𝖊𝖞 𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 @parodycapcom.bsky.social · 6d

“Banning the hard-c word in God’s headquarters.“

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑 𝕱𝖊𝖞 𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 @parodycapcom.bsky.social · 6d

“Banning the hard-c word in God’s headquarters.“

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑 𝕱𝖊𝖞 𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 @parodycapcom.bsky.social · 16d

“Oh....”

𝐌. 𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 ♟️ @gladiusveritatis.bsky.social · 16d

"That is almost exactly what happened to her. Much to my dismay."

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑 𝕱𝖊𝖞 𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 @parodycapcom.bsky.social · 16d

“What is it?”

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑 𝕱𝖊𝖞 𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 @parodycapcom.bsky.social · 16d

“What is it?”

𝐌. 𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 ♟️ @gladiusveritatis.bsky.social · 16d

". . . I have terrible news."

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑 𝕱𝖊𝖞 𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 @parodycapcom.bsky.social · 16d

“....God didn’t mean it literally for Ms. Ema. Right?”

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑 𝕱𝖊𝖞 𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 @parodycapcom.bsky.social · 16d

“....God didn’t mean it literally for Ms. Ema. Right?”

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑 𝕱𝖊𝖞 𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 @parodycapcom.bsky.social · 19d

“Look at him go!”

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑 𝕱𝖊𝖞 𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 @parodycapcom.bsky.social · 19d

“It’s fine. God put me in charge to run in his stead when he died... So I’m doing him a favor to bring Rock’s titles back to modern times.”

𝗦𝗘𝗚𝗔 @parodysega.bsky.social · 19d

…

Ok we can’t save every franchise..

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑 𝕱𝖊𝖞 𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 @parodycapcom.bsky.social · 19d

“Ahem.”

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑 𝕱𝖊𝖞 𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 @parodycapcom.bsky.social · 19d

“Ahem.”

𝗦𝗘𝗚𝗔 @parodysega.bsky.social · 19d

Man I’m feeling pretty good, doing more with Mega Man than Capcom has in.. years!

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑 𝕱𝖊𝖞 𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 @parodycapcom.bsky.social · 19d

“Your brother is also going to accompany you as well.”

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑 𝕱𝖊𝖞 𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 @parodycapcom.bsky.social · 19d

“New showcase plus your arrival to this... Crossworlds?”

“𝐋𝐄𝐓’𝐒 𝐃𝐎 𝐈𝐓!”⚙️ @variableweapons.bsky.social · 19d

“Uh..
Hey guys!
Did anything happen today?”

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑 𝕱𝖊𝖞 𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 @parodycapcom.bsky.social · 19d

“But look on the bright side! My powers God gave me allowed myself to extend the trailer for the whole Star Force collection.”

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑 𝕱𝖊𝖞 𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 @parodycapcom.bsky.social · 19d

“...I gave the Viper lady to say the line from Mr. Dante.”

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑 𝕱𝖊𝖞 𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 @parodycapcom.bsky.social · 25d

“I gave him 1% of my power.”

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 25d

🧊"Wait, why is Mega Man inviting people to Crossworlds? I thought he wasn't getting in! ho!"🧊

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑 𝕱𝖊𝖞 𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 @parodycapcom.bsky.social · 25d

“I shared 1% of my power to Rock so he can cook. First, the StarForce announcement, and now... Crossworlds.”

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𝘽𝙐𝙇𝙇𝙀𝙏𝘼. ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━ ⠀҉ @littleredhunting.bsky.social · 26d

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4𝙆𝙞𝙙𝙨 @parody4kids.bsky.social · 27d

𝓦𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓚𝓲𝓭𝓼 𝓒𝓪𝓷 𝓑𝓮 𝓚𝓲𝓭𝓼

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑 𝕱𝖊𝖞 𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 @parodycapcom.bsky.social · 25d

“And to think Disney is a lot worse.”

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑 𝕱𝖊𝖞 𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 @parodycapcom.bsky.social · 25d

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑 𝕱𝖊𝖞 𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 @parodycapcom.bsky.social · Sep 12

“Now let's see if I can use my power to bring the Legends collection...”

“𝐋𝐄𝐓’𝐒 𝐃𝐎 𝐈𝐓!”⚙️ @variableweapons.bsky.social · Sep 12

“I CAN CONFIRM!
I AM SO HAPPYYYYY-“

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑 𝕱𝖊𝖞 𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 @parodycapcom.bsky.social · Sep 12

“What? No. I’m working on God’s stead to make Rock happy.”