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(Parody account of Konami. Not associated with them, their YGO TCG, or any of their franchises.) (Mun is 24 years old)
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parodykonami.bsky.social
𝘽𝙤𝙧𝙣 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙁𝙪𝙣
parodykonami.bsky.social
Contra: Rogue Corps says otherwise.

I know mentioning it can leave a sour taste for everyone, but they were involved in an M-Rated title for voice acting, I almost forgot.
mujuraofchaos.bsky.social
"Nope. Not happening. We have death and violence."
parodykonami.bsky.social
Yep.

They almost announced a dub of the Zelda IP without Nintendo’s permission.
parodykonami.bsky.social
Yep.

They almost announced a dub of the Zelda IP without Nintendo’s permission.
mujuraofchaos.bsky.social
"Konami. I think I caught your stray."
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parodykonami.bsky.social
And Gradius.
mujuraofchaos.bsky.social
“Konami came out with a Yugioh collection before you got anything. That’s funny.”
kindcmmanr.bsky.social
"And he bitches about Emulators when he refuses to host or remaster old games."
parodykonami.bsky.social
No, but you’re close.
parodyatlus.bsky.social
Ah yes, the best players in the world like uh....

(Shoot! I dunno any good Frogger players... uhh, I'll just come up with a name on the spot)

Right! uh.... John.... Frogger?
parodykonami.bsky.social
Turn it to a game show by attracting the best Frogger players in the world.
parodykonami.bsky.social
Does that include Yu-Gi-Oh as a whole?

I swear, this BS statement is why I never got my proper paycheck from you when we collaborated for Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix.
parodybign.bsky.social
Like I said, every monster media franchise - SMT, Digimon, Monster Rancher - all copied Pokémon.
parodykonami.bsky.social
Turn it to a game show by attracting the best Frogger players in the world.
parodyatlus.bsky.social
YOU GAVE THEM A WHAT NOW!?

...Wait, that actually sounds like a decent concept, my only question is how do you fuck up something as simple as Frogger?
parodykonami.bsky.social
...of your Persona anime? No. What 4kids SHOULD BE doing to continue the Yu-Gi-Oh English dubs and produce original content, like the one Frogger reality show I gave them to work on.
parodykonami.bsky.social
Then again, it’s only on Japanese food culture...
endless-hellfire.bsky.social
“…..i am deeply offended.”
parodykonami.bsky.social
Let me answer that for you...

The reason Onigiri was censored to Jelly-filled donuts is because 4kids wanted to dissuade children from learning Japanese culture.
parodykonami.bsky.social
I’m sorry you have to be involved in their crappy mess.
parodykonami.bsky.social
Let me answer that for you...

The reason Onigiri was censored to Jelly-filled donuts is because 4kids wanted to dissuade children from learning Japanese culture.
endless-hellfire.bsky.social
🔴

“I’ve yet to understand how Onigiri was censored to Jelly-filled Donuts. What you you guys ON, 4Kids????”
parodykonami.bsky.social
...of your Persona anime? No. What 4kids SHOULD BE doing to continue the Yu-Gi-Oh English dubs and produce original content, like the one Frogger reality show I gave them to work on.
parodyatlus.bsky.social
Hey, if anything I'm doin' them a favor offering THAT one...
parodykonami.bsky.social
Don’t push them any ideas.
parodyatlus.bsky.social
...We already did that with.... *sigh* Crunchyroll....

So, no, no you ain't...

...You're free to dub Trinity Soul instead though. all the children of the world will love that one!
parody4kids.bsky.social
Announcing a Persona 5 4kids Dub.
parodykonami.bsky.social
I’m not allowing you to dub other anime. The only ones you can dub or produce are Yu-Gi-Oh and my selective IPs.
parodykonami.bsky.social
I’ll take responsibility for handling 4kids since I own them... Instead of announcing their acquired programming rights to other anime, they should be busy making a Bomberman cartoon, if anything.
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sallorsenshi.bsky.social


𝑺𝑯𝑬 𝑰𝑺 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑶𝑵𝑬
𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑬𝑫 𝑺𝑨𝑰𝑳𝑶𝑹 𝑴𝑶𝑶𝑵.ᐟ

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parody4kids.bsky.social
𝓦𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓚𝓲𝓭𝓼 𝓒𝓪𝓷 𝓑𝓮 𝓚𝓲𝓭𝓼
parodykonami.bsky.social
When I announced the Metal Gear Solid 3 remake with the OG voice actors returning, they were mad.
parodysega.bsky.social
Why did you let them out.
parodykonami.bsky.social
My apologies.

Seems I accidentally let them run amok...
parodykonami.bsky.social
My apologies.

Seems I accidentally let them run amok...
parodysega.bsky.social


Dear god.
parody4kids.bsky.social
I live rent free in everyone’s nostalgic brains.

Ask Konami.