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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 24d

In conclusion, I win. :)

>This whole statement made Nintendo lose their minds...<

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 24d

Ah yes, the best players in the world like uh....

(Shoot! I dunno any good Frogger players... uhh, I'll just come up with a name on the spot)

Right! uh.... John.... Frogger?

𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦... 𝐊𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢 @parodykonami.bsky.social · 24d

Turn it to a game show by attracting the best Frogger players in the world.

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 24d

YOU GAVE THEM A WHAT NOW!?

...Wait, that actually sounds like a decent concept, my only question is how do you fuck up something as simple as Frogger?

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 24d

- Now, I KNOW full well your Pocket Monsters, or whatever they were called... released, I dunno.. nearly a DECADE after that? way too much time to be considered the FIRST game where you summon partners to fight for the player...

Soo, no. we made it first, sorry... Wanna try this again?

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 24d

*ahem*

...In 1986, a novel titled Digital Devil Story: Megami Tensei was released, which would introduce the concept of summoning demons via a computer system to fight for the protagonist. Fast forward to a year later, a game based on that was created for the Famicom, using those exact mechanics. -

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 24d

The summoning partners to fight for you mechanic.

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 24d

...You have 5 seconds to convince me not to send every single demon we have to your place.

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 24d

YOU GAVE THEM A WHAT NOW!?

...Wait, that actually sounds like a decent concept, my only question is how do you fuck up something as simple as Frogger?

𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦... 𝐊𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢 @parodykonami.bsky.social · 25d

...of your Persona anime? No. What 4kids SHOULD BE doing to continue the Yu-Gi-Oh English dubs and produce original content, like the one Frogger reality show I gave them to work on.

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 25d

Hey, if anything I'm doin' them a favor offering THAT one...

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 24d

...You have 5 seconds to convince me not to send every single demon we have to your place.

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 24d

Like I said, every monster media franchise - SMT, Digimon, Monster Rancher - all copied Pokémon.

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 25d

Hey, if anything I'm doin' them a favor offering THAT one...

𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦... 𝐊𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢 @parodykonami.bsky.social · 25d

Don’t push them any ideas.

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 25d

...We already did that with.... *sigh* Crunchyroll....

So, no, no you ain't...

...You're free to dub Trinity Soul instead though. all the children of the world will love that one!

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 25d

...We already did that with.... *sigh* Crunchyroll....

So, no, no you ain't...

...You're free to dub Trinity Soul instead though. all the children of the world will love that one!

4𝙆𝙞𝙙𝙨 @parody4kids.bsky.social · 25d

Announcing a Persona 5 4kids Dub.

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 25d

We are aware that... some people aren't fond with the new Persona 5 Overwatch 2 collab...

as compensation, we will do literally nothing, it's in Blizzard's hands now, not ours.

...Anyways, back to work on Persona 4 Revival...

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 25d

Hey, I wasn't complainin'... I have a demon in the break room who can't stop watchin the Ninja Turtles...

...And... what do you mean, as for the Kirby dub? I thought people said it was great?

4𝙆𝙞𝙙𝙨 @parody4kids.bsky.social · 25d

First off, TMNT 2003 was one of my best works that isn’t anime., and I know a certain orange splat company acquired it.

As for the Kirby anime dub...

Let’s just say...

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 25d

Aren't you and your... honestly okay Kirby and TMNT dubs supposed to be six feet under?

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 25d

Aren't you and your... honestly okay Kirby and TMNT dubs supposed to be six feet under?

4𝙆𝙞𝙙𝙨 @parody4kids.bsky.social · 25d

Ah, so you heard of me and my legacy.

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 25d

Oh great, it's those guys SEGA liked for a little bit...

...Boy am I glad they decided to dub One Piece instead of our Devil Children anime...

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 25d

Oh great, it's those guys SEGA liked for a little bit...

...Boy am I glad they decided to dub One Piece instead of our Devil Children anime...

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 29d

...Look, we'll be fine, okay? just like, give it a year and you'll see...

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚 @teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · 29d

“Y-yes, but still. Owning that kind of patent can kill off a genre... And that’s what Nintendo has been doing recently.”

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 29d

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That means tossing an object to summon a creature that if far enough will engage in auto combat but if you're closer, it will be normal combat.

At least, that's what I gathered from reading all 45 pages.

Buuuuut even then it's scummy to try and patent a game mechanic, original or not, sooooo...

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 29d

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That means tossing an object to summon a creature that if far enough will engage in auto combat but if you're closer, it will be normal combat.

At least, that's what I gathered from reading all 45 pages.

Buuuuut even then it's scummy to try and patent a game mechanic, original or not, sooooo...

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 29d

I... read the whole thing?

And I don't mean like the news articles that, honestly blew the entire thing out of proportion... I'm talking about the whole patent...

Put it simply, they're trying to patent the way you summon and fight creatures JUST LIKE the new Pokémon game.

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𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚 @teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · 29d

“S-sorry, but have you seen what the Big N has done recently?”

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 29d

D-Don't drag us into this???

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 29d

D-Don't drag us into this???

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚 @teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · 29d

“I can see ATLUS debunking Nintendo’s claim for owning the summoning mechanics....

Square? They’re doing their own thing, and besides, having a Disney character as a summon in KH feels all the better since said series is a sister franchise to Final Fantasy.”

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 29d

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"We own the rights to the summoning mechanic!"

NO YOU GUYS DON'T! THEY AREN'T EVEN THE FIRST COMPANY TO DO IT!

SHIN MEGAMI TENSI!? FINAL FANTASY!? HELLO!?

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · Sep 12

That's just because you refuse to release any new games for him.

I know the collections make you money, but you could've made more if you announced it in the direct in America too.

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑 𝕱𝖊𝖞 𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 @parodycapcom.bsky.social · Sep 12

“Uh-huh. I shadow dropped the new collection in favor of god over in Japan because apparently, the hardcore ‘gamers’ refuse to play Rock’s easy baby games in the States...”

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · Sep 12

Star Force collection?

...Finally, Kodama can shut the fuck up about wanting to buy a DS and all the Star Force games for like, 600 bucks.

...I'm not buying the collection for them though. I gotta work on... uhh.... Persona 6?

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · Sep 12

Star Force collection?

...Finally, Kodama can shut the fuck up about wanting to buy a DS and all the Star Force games for like, 600 bucks.

...I'm not buying the collection for them though. I gotta work on... uhh.... Persona 6?

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · Sep 12

Then.... why not add her to Mario Kart???

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · Sep 12

It’s an apology to her for not being included in a Mario Kart game.

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · Sep 12

Also, who the fuck gave Samus a bike? I just needed to ask that before I forgot.

Nintendo, explain yourself.

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · Sep 12

Also, who the fuck gave Samus a bike? I just needed to ask that before I forgot.

Nintendo, explain yourself.

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · Sep 12

Jack Bros. is back.

That's it, that's the post, never ask us for anything ever again.

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · Sep 12

Jack Bros. is back.

That's it, that's the post, never ask us for anything ever again.

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · Sep 12

...Disney, you have no aura at all... and that's coming from someone who has barely ANY aura.

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · Sep 12

Do I own this Passive Aura?

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · Sep 7

You literally said you were hiking up the prices of the PS5's... a 5 year old console...

I'm just saying, there's a chance you did the same here...

PlayStation @parodyplaystation.bsky.social · Sep 7

Why would I make the controller go on a hike price? Besides, have you seen the scalpers put a high price on my poor child at eBay & Amazon? They treat his controller variant like Astro is special or anything.

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · Sep 7

...How's the price in comparison to the original Astro controller?

I swear to Lucifer, if it's HIGHER...

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · Sep 7

...How's the price in comparison to the original Astro controller?

I swear to Lucifer, if it's HIGHER...

PlayStation @parodyplaystation.bsky.social · Sep 7

Yeah. I wanted to give Astro a smiling look on his face for how successful his game has become.

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · Sep 7

Ain't that just the same Astro Bot controller you made like a year ago, just with a different face?

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · Sep 7

Ain't that just the same Astro Bot controller you made like a year ago, just with a different face?

PlayStation @parodyplaystation.bsky.social · Sep 7

How are we feeling with the new Astro Bot controller?