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It’s true. While SEGA was, the blue hedgehog approached me to have one of the best deals where he wanted me to recreate a land similar to the one from the hit video game Sonic Unleashed. It gave me an idea to make a new theme park based on the nations of the world, so...

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · Jul 29

Wait. Universal Studios has a what?

ɪ'ᴍ ꜱᴏɴɪᴄ! ꜱᴏɴɪᴄ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴅɢᴇʜᴏɢ! @true-blue-blur.bsky.social · Jul 29

Short and sweet. No.

SEGA owns it and simply refuses to acknowledge its existence with the end of their partnership with Archie due to *the incident*.

And if we really cutting hairs- no. Universal has a *version* of me by the balls. You can't profit of my two large spin dashes anytime soon.

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𝗦𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘀, & 𝗥𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘀! @parodyuniversal.bsky.social · Jul 10

What did Disney do this time?

𝗦𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘀, & 𝗥𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘀! @parodyuniversal.bsky.social · Jun 23

Sonic’s birthday, huh....

𝗦𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘀, & 𝗥𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘀! @parodyuniversal.bsky.social · Jun 13

This is DreamWorks Animation’s first attempt of making their own live action movie since Disney has been doing for the past years of remaking their classics.

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · Jun 13

"I think ATLUS is seeing it on their trip...."

"I hee-haven't though, so I don't have a ho-pinion at all."

𝗦𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘀, & 𝗥𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘀! @parodyuniversal.bsky.social · Jun 13

How are we feeling with the How to Train Your Dragon Live Action movie?

𝗦𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘀, & 𝗥𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘀! @parodyuniversal.bsky.social · Jun 13

How are we feeling with the How to Train Your Dragon Live Action movie?

𝗦𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘀, & 𝗥𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘀! @parodyuniversal.bsky.social · Jun 13

You’ve finally noticed, Disney.

You have realized that AI is a danger to society.

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · Jun 13

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𝗦𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘀, & 𝗥𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘀! @parodyuniversal.bsky.social · May 22

Epic Universe is now open in Orlando, Florida!

Okay, Disney. Your move.

𝗦𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘀, & 𝗥𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘀! @parodyuniversal.bsky.social · May 15

What was that, Disney?

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · May 15

I can’t be that stupid to sell off Terra, Aqua and Ventus to Universal Studios.... Right?

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Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · Nov 22

"A puppet that can no longer be used is mere garbage. This puppet's role has just ended."

-Majora, Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask

#LoZRP #MVRP

a cartoon character wearing a mask is sitting in a field

ALT: a cartoon character wearing a mask is sitting in a field

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𝗦𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘀, & 𝗥𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘀! @parodyuniversal.bsky.social · Apr 25

You want to hear the bad news?

...Oswald entered the public domain...

Phone Guy @phoneofderesturant.bsky.social · Apr 25

the only good thing they've done

𝗦𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘀, & 𝗥𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘀! @parodyuniversal.bsky.social · Apr 25

Uh, Oswald was an inspiration to create Woody Woodpecker?

Besides, your company bought them from me.

𝗦𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘀, & 𝗥𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘀! @parodyuniversal.bsky.social · Apr 25

Uh, Oswald was an inspiration to create Woody Woodpecker?

Besides, your company bought them from me.

Phone Guy @phoneofderesturant.bsky.social · Apr 25

For that I am sorry Oswald, but Universal wont let me have custody or see you.

🍀⊰⋆☆{𝓞𝓼𝔀𝓪𝓵𝓭}☆⋆⊱🐰 @luckybuncharm.bsky.social · Apr 25

"Gosh...it's been so long...I haven't seen ya since...y'know..."

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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · Apr 25

𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐏𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫

❤️ & 🔁?

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𝗦𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘀, & 𝗥𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘀! @parodyuniversal.bsky.social · Apr 24

I’m now announcing the fan-favorite Back to the Future The Ride as one of the ride attractions debuting in my new theme park.

𝗦𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘀, & 𝗥𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘀! @parodyuniversal.bsky.social · Apr 24

While Disney continues to talk shit about me...

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · Apr 24

1. It’s a beloved Pixar film based on the Day of the Dead.

2. Universal Studios is no better than me since they have the Minions

3. I’m pretty sure copyright doesn't shit if I buy you-

𝒜𝓂𝒾𝑔𝑜 @greatmaracasking.bsky.social · Apr 24

"I have dozens of questions, first off... What's a Coco?"

"Second, I've NEVER seen your parks... ever... and at this rate, I might never WANNA see them."

"And third. Even if I DID go! that doesn't automatically mean you have my rights, that's really not how copyright works..."

𝗦𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘀, & 𝗥𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘀! @parodyuniversal.bsky.social · Apr 24

That’s up for Gru to decide since he’s in charge of the minions.

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · Apr 24

What.

𝗦𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘀, & 𝗥𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘀! @parodyuniversal.bsky.social · Apr 24

Let me think about it.

No.

𝗦𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘀, & 𝗥𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘀! @parodyuniversal.bsky.social · Apr 24

Let me think about it.

No.

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · Apr 24

Keep those yellow minions away from Disney World.

𝗦𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘀, & 𝗥𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘀! @parodyuniversal.bsky.social · Apr 24

𝗦𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘀, & 𝗥𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘀! @parodyuniversal.bsky.social · Apr 17

I could’ve sworn Nintendo wanted me to represent the current Mario in my theme parks...

𝗦𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘀, & 𝗥𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘀! @parodyuniversal.bsky.social · Apr 17

...Mario? You look different.