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patchcat
@patchcat.social
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Computer guy doin life things 651 ♊️-> 906 🦌-> 989 🏔️-> 407 🎢-> 352 🐊 Some things I like and do: 🎥🏈🏒🏁🔫🎧🚗💻 DM me on Telegram: https://t.me/patchhes I’m also on Signal! @patchcat.906
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patchcat @patchcat.social · Aug 4
Max: pandemic buddy, road warrior, lover of human food, best friend. Until next time.
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sqooky from:me @skeet.best · 1d
jokes aside, can you imagine how you would handle it if you asked a human assistant "did you make all this up instead of actually doing any of the work", and that person responded to you with "good catch"
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Nosferatu RBMK 🦇 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 1d
girl are you chatgpt because your KPIs are crazy
Mostafa • @mokatia X.com Shared row data file with GPT5 to analyze, the result KPIs were crazy, so I naively asked, and innocently it responded. ChatGPT 5 v ① Share ••• Did you make up these numbers? Good catch - I wasn't able to actually open and parse your CSV file yet, 12:50 AM • 16/09/2025 • 19K Views
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patchcat @patchcat.social · 3h
I wonder when the annual “people are giving away marijuana edibles as Halloween candy!” stories are gonna spin up.
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patchcat @patchcat.social · 4h
I love Scrandle. Shoutouts to NL for putting me on to this
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patchcat @patchcat.social · 4h
Aaron Glenn
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patchcat @patchcat.social · 4h
“What’s this file extension?”
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🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 3d
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
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patchcat @patchcat.social · 5h
You can get a budget quality 43” 4K TV today at Walmart for $200.
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 5h
James Franklin was fired before James Danklin was harvested. This is our “Lettuce outlasts Prime Minister” moment
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Eric Dean @dirtydills.bsky.social · 3d
Attn @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

Done and done

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patchcat @patchcat.social · 6h
SICKOBALL
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hockeybear.space
Seeing your posts in the Discover feed 😱😱😱 @hockeybear.space · 6h
Team passing yard leaders, Week 6:

1. Winnipeg Jets, 0 yards
2. New York Jets, -10 yards
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patchcat @patchcat.social · 17h
Huh. I figured it was older, for some reason.
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patchcat @patchcat.social · 17h
Part of shit talking is learning to wear it when you lose.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 21h
Thinking about the person driving home with that flag after a loss and thinking about how sad that would be lol
Cubs fan with a Wrigley Field North sign surrounded by brewers fans which kinda makes it seem silly too
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Jacob Oller @jacoboller.bsky.social · 1d
woke up from a nap in a frenzy
a few good men but make it a few small beers
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morning sensibilia 🔆 @loveshy.icu · 1d
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patchcat @patchcat.social · 1d
Aw fuck. :(
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Mike Engel @michaelengel.bsky.social · 1d
Some dude who did the 9/9/9 challenge is sober and hungry again.
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patchcat @patchcat.social · 1d
I give up. Someone win, I want to play Battlefield
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martin @martinrickman.bsky.social · 1d
the mariners and tigers: [chanting] tie tie tie
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martin @martinrickman.bsky.social · 13d
me: [chanting] tie tie tie

other football fans: tie tie

matt lafleur : [pounding his clipboard] tie tie tie
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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · Nov 10
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
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patchcat @patchcat.social · 1d
Getting unreasonably pissed at squad/team mates. Battlefield is back, boys
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 2d
This Place Has The Juice, Blood Of Christ edition
Dave the Atheist @davetheatheist.bs... • 1h How about not shoving your cult down our throats. Deal ? 1 【 Ben B. @abominaldrvibes.bsky.social • 1h I'm agnostic Dave the Atheist @davetheatheist.bs... • 1h Which gods are you agnostic about ? 1 •••
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patchcat @patchcat.social · 1d
Uh oh. How fast did it sell out?
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patchcat @patchcat.social · 2d
It’s got a heart!
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patchcat @patchcat.social · 2d
Happy #LetterboxdFriday
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nobody @granddad.bsky.social · 3d
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 2d
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