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@patchcat.social

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Computer guy doin life things 651 ♊️-> 906 🦌-> 989 🏔️-> 407 🎢-> 352 🐊 Some things I like and do: 🎥🏈🏒🏁🔫🎧🚗💻 DM me on Telegram: https://t.me/patchhes I’m also on Signal! @patchcat.906

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patchcat @patchcat.social · Aug 4

Max: pandemic buddy, road warrior, lover of human food, best friend. Until next time.

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patchcat @patchcat.social · 21m

Huh. I figured it was older, for some reason.

patchcat @patchcat.social · 22m

Part of shit talking is learning to wear it when you lose.

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 3h

Thinking about the person driving home with that flag after a loss and thinking about how sad that would be lol

Cubs fan with a Wrigley Field North sign surrounded by brewers fans which kinda makes it seem silly too

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Jacob Oller @jacoboller.bsky.social · 8h

woke up from a nap in a frenzy

a few good men but make it a few small beers

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morning sensibilia 🔆 @loveshy.icu · 19h

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patchcat @patchcat.social · 1d

Aw fuck. :(

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Mike Engel @michaelengel.bsky.social · 1d

Some dude who did the 9/9/9 challenge is sober and hungry again.

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patchcat @patchcat.social · 1d

I give up. Someone win, I want to play Battlefield

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martin @martinrickman.bsky.social · 1d

the mariners and tigers: [chanting] tie tie tie

martin @martinrickman.bsky.social · 13d

me: [chanting] tie tie tie

other football fans: tie tie

matt lafleur : [pounding his clipboard] tie tie tie

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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · Nov 10

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes

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patchcat @patchcat.social · 1d

Getting unreasonably pissed at squad/team mates. Battlefield is back, boys

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 1d

This Place Has The Juice, Blood Of Christ edition

Dave the Atheist @davetheatheist.bs... • 1h
How about not shoving your cult down our throats. Deal ?
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Ben B. @abominaldrvibes.bsky.social • 1h
I'm agnostic
Dave the Atheist @davetheatheist.bs... • 1h
Which gods are you agnostic about ?
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patchcat @patchcat.social · 1d

Uh oh. How fast did it sell out?

patchcat @patchcat.social · 1d

It’s got a heart!

patchcat @patchcat.social · 1d

Happy #LetterboxdFriday

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nobody @granddad.bsky.social · 2d

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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 2d

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patchcat @patchcat.social · 2d

Finished Cyberpunk 2077. Temperance ending.

(CYBERPUNK 2077 "CP2077" SPOILERS)

Poor V. :(

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DexWolfy (slow replies) @dexwolfy.mow.haus · 2d

She roll on my coaster til i tycoon

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Furry Found Footage @furryfootage.bsky.social · 11d

Donettes Stickers by Isidro Monés (1980c)

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d

Drake sitting there reading about how good the judge thought the song was and how everyone really enjoyed it

The song contains lyrics explicitly accusing Drake of being a pedophile, set to a catchy beat and propulsive
bassline. "Not Like Us" went on to become a cultural sensation.

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Squid @squidinu.bsky.social · Jul 3

Rocco the part-time party werewolf

character notes on Rocco the lyñata furry wold werewolf guy.
Rocco Fontana
he-him
lycañata
37
- generic drab business man
- divorced
-msweets "candy
- quiet & reserved
secretly a
party animal 3
also
rocco
fun fun food dance, go go go!!
_ transformation
triggered by
party proximity
and hunger.

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelroy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 2d

Drake:

Hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it’s over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it

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patchcat @patchcat.social · 2d

I always hear a big, loud “thud” sound in the back of my mind when I see graphs like this. Like sandbags hitting the deck

nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 2d

lmao

microsoft is down. so is productivity around the world.

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Overdue Podcast @overduepod.bsky.social · 2d

He doesn't mind!!

The final page of Frankenstein with a hand-written addendum saying that Frankenstein's monster doesn't mind being called Frankenstein.

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patchcat @patchcat.social · 2d

Ah yes, the Moonies