patchcat
@patchcat.social
Computer guy doin life things
651 ♊️-> 906 🦌-> 989 🏔️-> 407 🎢-> 352 🐊
Some things I like and do: 🎥🏈🏒🏁🔫🎧🚗💻
DM me on Telegram: https://t.me/patchhes
I’m also on Signal! @patchcat.906
651 ♊️-> 906 🦌-> 989 🏔️-> 407 🎢-> 352 🐊
Some things I like and do: 🎥🏈🏒🏁🔫🎧🚗💻
DM me on Telegram: https://t.me/patchhes
I’m also on Signal! @patchcat.906
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patchcat
@patchcat.social
· Aug 4
Max: pandemic buddy, road warrior, lover of human food, best friend. Until next time.
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Between getting engaged to Taylor Swift and leading the Chiefs to a 6-7 record, Travis Kelce is approaching a 100% approval rating among 12-year-olds
December 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Between getting engaged to Taylor Swift and leading the Chiefs to a 6-7 record, Travis Kelce is approaching a 100% approval rating among 12-year-olds
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Had to find it youtu.be/wTdRXMKh7VI?...
Jackass 3 The Blindside
YouTube video by JARED ALLEN
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Had to find it youtu.be/wTdRXMKh7VI?...
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We do not play any kind of Elf On The Shelf games at River Side Casino. If you see an elf watching you, get the fuck out of there!
December 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
We do not play any kind of Elf On The Shelf games at River Side Casino. If you see an elf watching you, get the fuck out of there!
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Tech used to have an aesthetic and didn't track your spending habits
December 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Tech used to have an aesthetic and didn't track your spending habits
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dear chase
i feel like i can call you chase because you and me are so alike
id like to meet you one day, it'd be great to have a catch
i know i cant throw as fast as you but i think youd be impressed with my speed
i love your hair you run fast
did you have a good relationship with your father?
i feel like i can call you chase because you and me are so alike
id like to meet you one day, it'd be great to have a catch
i know i cant throw as fast as you but i think youd be impressed with my speed
i love your hair you run fast
did you have a good relationship with your father?
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
dear chase
i feel like i can call you chase because you and me are so alike
id like to meet you one day, it'd be great to have a catch
i know i cant throw as fast as you but i think youd be impressed with my speed
i love your hair you run fast
did you have a good relationship with your father?
i feel like i can call you chase because you and me are so alike
id like to meet you one day, it'd be great to have a catch
i know i cant throw as fast as you but i think youd be impressed with my speed
i love your hair you run fast
did you have a good relationship with your father?
Sometimes you have to perform percussive maintenance on your quarterback to get them back into game-ready form.
JJ McCarthy with the third highest QB rating of Week 14. The haters (me) are down unfathomably.
December 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Sometimes you have to perform percussive maintenance on your quarterback to get them back into game-ready form.
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JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
I SWEAR BRO JUST FOUR MORE, I SWEAR
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
I SWEAR BRO JUST FOUR MORE, I SWEAR
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
I SWEAR BRO JUST FOUR MORE, I SWEAR
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
I SWEAR BRO JUST FOUR MORE, I SWEAR
God, I hate the CFP. Not because my favorite team doesn't get in, but because no matter how many times they rework it, at the end of the day it's reliant on AP polling.
Separate the P4 conferences from the others, call them D1-AA. Conference champs play in a 4-team tournament.
Separate the P4 conferences from the others, call them D1-AA. Conference champs play in a 4-team tournament.
December 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
God, I hate the CFP. Not because my favorite team doesn't get in, but because no matter how many times they rework it, at the end of the day it's reliant on AP polling.
Separate the P4 conferences from the others, call them D1-AA. Conference champs play in a 4-team tournament.
Separate the P4 conferences from the others, call them D1-AA. Conference champs play in a 4-team tournament.
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Heroes of Great Britain advent calendar - door 7
December 7, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Heroes of Great Britain advent calendar - door 7
I need to learn Usenet. Feels like the public Usenet “trackers” are more reliable than 2025’s public/semi-private trackers.
December 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I need to learn Usenet. Feels like the public Usenet “trackers” are more reliable than 2025’s public/semi-private trackers.
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I passed by some Vietnamese place called Bone and Broth, which really sounds like some gentrification shit, like why would you ever go to a Vietnamese place without a number in the title
December 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I passed by some Vietnamese place called Bone and Broth, which really sounds like some gentrification shit, like why would you ever go to a Vietnamese place without a number in the title
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Christmas Covers By Decade
80’s: new wave band doing a throwback 50’s thing that ends up sounding exactly like Elvis Costello
90’s: RAPPIN’ Around the Christmas Tree
00’s: pop-punk band somehow makes Frosty sexual
10’s: Rudolph gets a Bassnectar drop
20’s: Jimmy Fallon (feat. Pepsi)
80’s: new wave band doing a throwback 50’s thing that ends up sounding exactly like Elvis Costello
90’s: RAPPIN’ Around the Christmas Tree
00’s: pop-punk band somehow makes Frosty sexual
10’s: Rudolph gets a Bassnectar drop
20’s: Jimmy Fallon (feat. Pepsi)
December 24, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Christmas Covers By Decade
80’s: new wave band doing a throwback 50’s thing that ends up sounding exactly like Elvis Costello
90’s: RAPPIN’ Around the Christmas Tree
00’s: pop-punk band somehow makes Frosty sexual
10’s: Rudolph gets a Bassnectar drop
20’s: Jimmy Fallon (feat. Pepsi)
80’s: new wave band doing a throwback 50’s thing that ends up sounding exactly like Elvis Costello
90’s: RAPPIN’ Around the Christmas Tree
00’s: pop-punk band somehow makes Frosty sexual
10’s: Rudolph gets a Bassnectar drop
20’s: Jimmy Fallon (feat. Pepsi)
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World Sevens Football is fun
December 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
World Sevens Football is fun
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
I turned on the game after the TeSlaa touchdown. I turned it back off now, sorry guys. Should be good to go here
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I turned on the game after the TeSlaa touchdown. I turned it back off now, sorry guys. Should be good to go here
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with many thanks to @darelooks.dev ♥, it is time to get a look at a cool new game! ampwave is now protogen, let's check out Stack Prootocol! twitch.tv/iankeith #furrylive #goinglive
IanKeith - Twitch
hello proot :) | STACK PROOTOCOL | !discord !donate
twitch.tv
December 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
with many thanks to @darelooks.dev ♥, it is time to get a look at a cool new game! ampwave is now protogen, let's check out Stack Prootocol! twitch.tv/iankeith #furrylive #goinglive
Someone just make a game/window streaming platform as efficient as Discord's so I can drop this fucking app already
Guys, do not use the Discord Checkpoint thing (Discord's attempt at Spotify Wrapped).
It requires enabling them access to scrape your data, and has an alarming amount of private data being used for it.
Make sure you have these disabled.
It requires enabling them access to scrape your data, and has an alarming amount of private data being used for it.
Make sure you have these disabled.
December 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Someone just make a game/window streaming platform as efficient as Discord's so I can drop this fucking app already
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This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.
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