Mike Engel
@michaelengel.bsky.social
I like D&D and baseball and other nerdy stuff.
Liberal in a red state. he/him/his
Liberal in a red state. he/him/his
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Mike Engel
@michaelengel.bsky.social
· Nov 11
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
sloppy as hell Raw - everyone must have loaded up on barbecue before the show
December 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
sloppy as hell Raw - everyone must have loaded up on barbecue before the show
Aw, is Carter Jensen all alone at Raw?
December 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Aw, is Carter Jensen all alone at Raw?
Usos insert themselves into this, take 40 minutes to get to the ring. Then just replay Jey's music. Nothing actually happens. Delightful. #wwengel
December 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Usos insert themselves into this, take 40 minutes to get to the ring. Then just replay Jey's music. Nothing actually happens. Delightful. #wwengel
Eat Dr. Oz
if i worked at CMS i would eat every cookie just to spite him
Dr. Oz Tells His Federal Employees to Eat Less
“You don’t have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services staffers.
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December 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Eat Dr. Oz
motherfucker interrupted pretend george washington
Oh good, Glenn Beck has created an AI George Washington. You will be shocked to learn that the AI George Washington created by Glenn Beck sounds exactly like what would happen if Glenn Beck built an AI George Washington to sound exactly like Glenn Beck.
December 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
motherfucker interrupted pretend george washington
Hegseth bombed em
"resting in the North Pole" sounds like something you would tell your child when their pet dies
Melania Trump: "Santa's reindeer -- Rudolph, Dasher, Comet, all of them -- they're resting in the North Pole. They need to save all of their energy for their great flight around the world on Christmas Eve. Santa told me they're snuggling beneath warm, fluffy blankets."
December 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Hegseth bombed em
"Why am I like this?" - a late-lunch-haver's lament at 12:04pm
December 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
"Why am I like this?" - a late-lunch-haver's lament at 12:04pm
How cool is it that our sundowning commander in chief, one of the easiest marks on the planet, will take your call on an unsecured iPhone if you can just get the number. Exciting!
It’s well known among reporters that Trump answers his cell phone. If you can get the number, he picks up.
December 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Reposted by Mike Engel
In today's newsletter I take a one-day break from my longstanding "I don't care about the Hall of Fame" stance to be annoyed at Jeff Kent being the only guy elected to the Hall of Fame yesterday. It's clown shit, truly.
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December 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
In today's newsletter I take a one-day break from my longstanding "I don't care about the Hall of Fame" stance to be annoyed at Jeff Kent being the only guy elected to the Hall of Fame yesterday. It's clown shit, truly.
www.cupofcoffeenews.com/cup-of-coffe...
www.cupofcoffeenews.com/cup-of-coffe...
The human brain can hear Marshmallow World up to 5 times safely. After #6, it turns into the Freebird church scene from Kingsman.
December 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The human brain can hear Marshmallow World up to 5 times safely. After #6, it turns into the Freebird church scene from Kingsman.
Reposted by Mike Engel
This commercial for French's Mustard from 1987 is equal parts charming and also kinda unsettling, but what strikes me is the work that went into the absolutely delightful puppetry and practical effects for a *mustard commercial*!! Imagine that today??
May 8, 2025 at 11:58 AM
This commercial for French's Mustard from 1987 is equal parts charming and also kinda unsettling, but what strikes me is the work that went into the absolutely delightful puppetry and practical effects for a *mustard commercial*!! Imagine that today??
I dunno man, there was never a point in my baseball watching life where I thought watching Jeff Kent meant I was watching a hall of famer. But okay. Good for him.
December 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I dunno man, there was never a point in my baseball watching life where I thought watching Jeff Kent meant I was watching a hall of famer. But okay. Good for him.
Reposted by Mike Engel
Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
Buzz ordered the pizza for the McAllister clan. So he probably intentionally omitted a plain cheese from the order to be a dick and fuck with Kevin. There doesn't seem to be any plain cheese on anyone's plates, despite Buzz's later declaration that everyone already ate it all.
December 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Buzz ordered the pizza for the McAllister clan. So he probably intentionally omitted a plain cheese from the order to be a dick and fuck with Kevin. There doesn't seem to be any plain cheese on anyone's plates, despite Buzz's later declaration that everyone already ate it all.
Put on The Princess Bride because why not have some whimsy and adventure
a boat is floating on top of a lake with trees in the background .
ALT: a boat is floating on top of a lake with trees in the background .
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December 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Put on The Princess Bride because why not have some whimsy and adventure
YouTube roasted me
December 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
YouTube roasted me
Reposted by Mike Engel
If you want to watch me fangirl and minorly hyperventilate live on stream tune in!
I’ll be streaming with famed American Girl Shoe Doll Designer Brennan Lee Mulligan!! Make sure to tune in Monday, Dec 8 at 6:30 PM CT on Twitch or YouTube!
Drop any snack-related questions I should ask below : )
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
Drop any snack-related questions I should ask below : )
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
If you want to watch me fangirl and minorly hyperventilate live on stream tune in!
All I want for Christmas is it hap-pen-ing.
It hap-pen-ing.
It hap-pen-ing!
It hap-pen-ing.
It hap-pen-ing!
December 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
All I want for Christmas is it hap-pen-ing.
It hap-pen-ing.
It hap-pen-ing!
It hap-pen-ing.
It hap-pen-ing!
The sun sets. This always happens.
December 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The sun sets. This always happens.
Not watching the fifa stuff but they should make trump try to kick a soccer ball.
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Not watching the fifa stuff but they should make trump try to kick a soccer ball.
Reposted by Mike Engel
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service