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PattyChocolateMilk

@pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social

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Writer: ✍🏾 📚& 🎥🎬🎭 Stand up comic: 🎤 Teacher:✖️➗➕➖🟰📐📏 Blocker of: 🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌 . 🦅🦅🦅🦅 In West Philadelphia born & raised 🏈 . 🏆

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PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 4h

Welp, yah winsome...& yah losesome

#Virginia 😏

PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 10h

Lololololololololol

Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 11h

Stephen Miller, Donald Trump, and Elon Musk have vocally supported Andrew Cuomo….I can’t tell if that means they want him to win or lose.

PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 14h

It's sad, & I guess maddening, that some folks risk having the right to vote stripped away in order to learn who fought & died for womenfolk, Black folks, et al to have that right

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PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 15h

Maybe if the head of security had used lElouvre for le password, that woulda throwd off them'ere French jewelry thieves? 💎💎💎💎💎🦝

Or even l€louvre

PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 1d

I voted #YesOn50

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d

People fucking hate this guy. They fucking hate ICE. They fucking hate how much power he has. He is at 63% overall disapproval to 37% approval. That's lower than their poll after January 6th. And this poll was done before he started intentionally starving people. I wish our media would reflect this.

A SSRS/CNN poll showing 61% people think Trump has gone too far using the power of the presidency and 57% think he's gone too far deporting immigrants.

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 1d

Newsom: They did not expect California. They did not expect all of you. They thought we were going to write an op-ed, have a candlelight vigil, maybe do a rally. They poked the bear and the bear is poking back

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 1d

What he said Part 3: 💯 🎯

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PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 1d

Oh...well that's very different. It's a clown crown

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😏 🎈🤡 🤭

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fb.watch

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2d

I don't resent poor people who use food stamps to buy another soft drink.

I resent rich people who take away the funds for food stamps to buy another yacht.

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 3d

Obama: When I think back to a year ago, I remember talking to some people, who would say, this election doesn't matter all that much. That however the next president ended up being, it wasn't going to matter to them. If nothing else, the last nine months should have cured us of that idea.

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 3d

Obama: They never miss a chance to scapegoat minorities and D.E.I. For every problem under the sun. You got a flat tire? D.E.I.. Wife mad at you? D.E.I..

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Pam Keith @pamkeithdc.bsky.social · 3d

The thing about Johnson not swearing in Grijalva is that’s it a test for 2026.

If you think they will accept an outcome they don’t like, they will just Grijalva it.

So what’s the plan when the GOP says “we ain’t leaving, fuck you, make us.”

Because that IS what they are going to say.

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 3d

Obama: As for the president, he has been focused on critical issues like paving over the rose garden so folks don't get mud on their shoes and gold plating the Oval Office and building a ballroom… If you can't visit a doctor, don't worry. He will save you a dance.

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 3d

What he said: 💯 🎯

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PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 3d

#conejoconejo #rabbitrabbit

#diadelosmeurtos

PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 4d

For Halloween I'm going as the US bc it's currently the scariest, ugliest thing on Planet Earth

PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 4d

I no expert, but yes 🇯🇵🫡

PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 4d

Where's Mothra when you really need 'er?

PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 4d

Lol

PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 5d

Council flat!!

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PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 6d

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PattyChocolateMilk @pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social · 6d

Hoo boy 😶‍🌫️

Blue Wave @votebiue.bsky.social · 7d

Lights are on but nobody is home.
We have a broken Roomba for President.

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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 7d

The depth of the shame of a country this wealthy and abundant allowing its people to go hungry is impossible to measure. The fact that a handful of people could fix this by paying their fair share of taxes while still remaining obscenely wealthy makes it even worse.

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 7d

🫢 😳 😧 🤢 🤮 😡

I have an even worse feeling about THIS:

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