PattyChocolateMilk
@pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social
Writer: ✍🏾 📚& 🎥🎬🎭
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In West Philadelphia born & raised 🏈
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Stand up comic: 🎤
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In West Philadelphia born & raised 🏈
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When they wanted to release the files early this year, they paid $1M in overtime and put 1000 people on it - until they realized what was in the files. Now they’re slow walking the release.
December 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
When they wanted to release the files early this year, they paid $1M in overtime and put 1000 people on it - until they realized what was in the files. Now they’re slow walking the release.
Trying this again since I got a little ahead of the 🎱 yesterday:
12/19/25 🗃️🗃️🗃️🗃️🗃️📂🕵🏽♀️
12/19/25 🗃️🗃️🗃️🗃️🗃️📂🕵🏽♀️
December 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Trying this again since I got a little ahead of the 🎱 yesterday:
12/19/25 🗃️🗃️🗃️🗃️🗃️📂🕵🏽♀️
12/19/25 🗃️🗃️🗃️🗃️🗃️📂🕵🏽♀️
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December 19, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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I almost wanna re-sign up for Prime just to watch that'ere Puka Nacua feller get handed his dumb@$$ by non antisemitic fans & flag throwing refs 🏈
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@seattleseahawksbr.bsky.social
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December 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I almost wanna re-sign up for Prime just to watch that'ere Puka Nacua feller get handed his dumb@$$ by non antisemitic fans & flag throwing refs 🏈
@losangelesrams.bsky.social
@seattleseahawksbr.bsky.social
@nflbluesky.bsky.social
@losangelesrams.bsky.social
@seattleseahawksbr.bsky.social
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David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
December 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
Nothing quite like sitting on that elevated 10E to 405 N on-ramp when a lil bitty earthquake hits 😳
Turned that car radio right the fuq off 🫨
Turned that car radio right the fuq off 🫨
December 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Nothing quite like sitting on that elevated 10E to 405 N on-ramp when a lil bitty earthquake hits 😳
Turned that car radio right the fuq off 🫨
Turned that car radio right the fuq off 🫨
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Frost: If you want to protect children, why don't you ban assault weapons instead of health care?
December 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Frost: If you want to protect children, why don't you ban assault weapons instead of health care?
Lololololololololol
I don’t understand how a guy with 360° peripheral vision can’t catch anyone.
December 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Lololololololololol
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Next November, there will be no confusion about who raised healthcare premiums.
None.
None.
December 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Next November, there will be no confusion about who raised healthcare premiums.
None.
None.
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Someday he will be gone. But we will never forgive or forget the people who supported him.
December 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Someday he will be gone. But we will never forgive or forget the people who supported him.
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
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Let’s hope the shift continues and that Massie and Greene are not the only (R)s with the guts to be vocal about the depravity of the goddamn U.S. President real soon.
December 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Let’s hope the shift continues and that Massie and Greene are not the only (R)s with the guts to be vocal about the depravity of the goddamn U.S. President real soon.
Me, too 🪑
I’ll be over here waiting for the GOP or evangelical leaders to comment on the latest Epstein photos, i.e. the condoms, black glove and various sex gadgets.
December 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Me, too 🪑
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Make Congress take action and unmask ICE!
Tell Congress: Require ICE to unmask and display clear identification
Contact Congress today!
actionnetwork.org
December 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Make Congress take action and unmask ICE!
My favorite Philly restaurant. Yes, I might know the owners &, therefore, be a little biased 😏🎄🍻♥️
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December 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
My favorite Philly restaurant. Yes, I might know the owners &, therefore, be a little biased 😏🎄🍻♥️
@william-standard.bsky.social
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A+ trolling from Zelenskyy
December 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
A+ trolling from Zelenskyy
Am I to understand that Mark Cuban misread the room & sh¡t the bed simultaneously bc he supports the notion that affordable universal health care should be available to citizens of all western countries except the US?
Welp...I guess it's true: at the end of the day, billionaires gonna billionaire 🤷🏽♀️
Welp...I guess it's true: at the end of the day, billionaires gonna billionaire 🤷🏽♀️
December 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Am I to understand that Mark Cuban misread the room & sh¡t the bed simultaneously bc he supports the notion that affordable universal health care should be available to citizens of all western countries except the US?
Welp...I guess it's true: at the end of the day, billionaires gonna billionaire 🤷🏽♀️
Welp...I guess it's true: at the end of the day, billionaires gonna billionaire 🤷🏽♀️
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So it turns out an ice agent is much more likely to have an arrest record than an immigrant.
December 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
So it turns out an ice agent is much more likely to have an arrest record than an immigrant.
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Congress just gave $900 billion to the US military in case you were wondering if there were any repercussions for blowing up civilian ships on the high seas. Meanwhile, the FIFA peace participation trophy guy still manages to keep the Epstein list out of the headlines.
December 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Congress just gave $900 billion to the US military in case you were wondering if there were any repercussions for blowing up civilian ships on the high seas. Meanwhile, the FIFA peace participation trophy guy still manages to keep the Epstein list out of the headlines.
The burning st00p¡d is impossible to measure
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December 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The burning st00p¡d is impossible to measure
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It used to be an impeachable offense.
Now it’s a daily occurrence.
Now it’s a daily occurrence.
December 11, 2025 at 9:36 AM
It used to be an impeachable offense.
Now it’s a daily occurrence.
Now it’s a daily occurrence.
I'm just sitting over waiting to see if them M@gats go after Pope Leo XIV
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December 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I'm just sitting over waiting to see if them M@gats go after Pope Leo XIV
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If you're sh¡tt¡ng on your team for being in a slump, for whatever reason, are you a real fan? Or just a fair weather fan?
I still love my Super Bowl champion @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social , warts & all. & I luuuuubs me some Jalen Hurts
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I still love my Super Bowl champion @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social , warts & all. & I luuuuubs me some Jalen Hurts
. 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
🏈♥️
December 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If you're sh¡tt¡ng on your team for being in a slump, for whatever reason, are you a real fan? Or just a fair weather fan?
I still love my Super Bowl champion @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social , warts & all. & I luuuuubs me some Jalen Hurts
. 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
🏈♥️
I still love my Super Bowl champion @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social , warts & all. & I luuuuubs me some Jalen Hurts
. 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
🏈♥️
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December 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM