Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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Petticoats, pussycats, and pro wrestling. Trans. Lesbian. She/her. Proud dickgirl, nature's perfect animal. Bass guitar, No-Bots. Polyamorous. 💜💙🖤
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If you enjoy my work or just think I'm hot, feel free to support me, directly or by buying me pretty things 💜

PayPal: paypal.me/RevClaire
Venmo: Venmo @ Claire-Evil
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petticlaire.bsky.social
NXT is frustrating because like it's SO obviously gay but they just refuse to acknowledge it? Like probably minute-for-minute it wouldn't surprise me if it was a gayer show than Dynamite but nobody on NXT ever talks about being queer so it just slips on by
petticlaire.bsky.social
In unrelated news boy howdy I did NOT need to have to liveblog another bullshit battle royal tonight
petticlaire.bsky.social
Every time I start to feel the existential anxiety breaking, like things are finally looking up, something new happens to shove me right back to nil
petticlaire.bsky.social
Every time I start to feel the existential anxiety breaking, like things are finally looking up, something new happens to shove me right back to nil
petticlaire.bsky.social
NXT time, pussycats-- let's fuck it up!
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Jokes aside, I will be short on money for a while so if you have enjoyed anything I've done or just my pictures consider supporting me 🫶
Either links below or just reposting this
Symphony in outfit at pride Symphony in bowsette costume
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wheneverends.bsky.social
mad at whoever coined dad bod cause father figure was right there
petticlaire.bsky.social
She's anxious and she's gotta go outside into suboptimal weather again but at least she's cute 🥰
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Aaaaand back to boosting this.
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Turns out my part-time job that historically is a difficult time to get paid from the client is back on its thing. $700 that is up in the air for the foreseeable future. So I am doing the thing.

THANK YOU FROM MOX AND I

$345/$700
V:@/JKNotSoBad
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PP: @/comfortingmoo
In the for ground is the close up profile of an orange and white cat. Her face covers half of her humans face that is in the background. A white trans woman wearing one of those cheap little frozen eye makes to help depuff/bag yer eyeballs.
petticlaire.bsky.social
Ugh that sucks ass I'm so sorry 💜🫂💜
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There's no way to empty my cart or do individual refills, so I log out and back in to try and clear my cart AND THE SCRIPTS ARE STILL IN MY CART WHY WOULD YOU SET THIS UP THIS WAY YOU ABSOLUTE BAGS OF SHIT WHAT

Anyway I logged in on the app on my phone and managed to get it pushed through but fuck
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Refresh back to the information page, refresh immediately again and I'm back on the prescription page. Click cart again and the same thing happens again and again and goddamnit motherfuckers why can't you just build a website that works?

My doctor's website works
The grocery store's works

😾😾😾
petticlaire.bsky.social
Go back, wait for the page to finish loading, click prescriptions, page flashes up "we need a little more information" immediately refreshes to the prescription page. Click a drop down on each script to be able to do more than one at a time. Click go to cart, cart page starts loading
petticlaire.bsky.social
CVS's website eats so much shit

Click to login. Have to pick the password button. Put my password in, tries to sell me on a passcode because "aren't you tired of resetting your password?" No bitch I have not reset it ever. Click prescriptions whoops the vaccination button popped in where that was!
petticlaire.bsky.social
I've been playing a bunch of guitar lately and I... think I unironically want a piccolo bass?
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Please share and donate if you can
I end up getting one or two donations and then go weeks without!
I need help to survive!
Kofi: shorturl.at/Z3mfJ
CA: $LuciNevins
Vnmo: @ Harland-Nevins
PP: shorturl.at/S694j
#ko-fi #helpfolkslive #urgent #help
#TransCrowdfund #HelpFolksLive2025 #mutualaid 💸💕
petticlaire.bsky.social
Saved from the misery by wife-in-law and her car! 💜💜
petticlaire.bsky.social
That's right, she's wading out into this misery to look at a few houses with her wife, but at least she's cute 🥰
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evangaylion.bsky.social
sorry just remembering how fucking bonkers things got at dinner last night

like this girl literally. Called 911. Called the 911 that is police. because she was not allowed to sit at the bar as an underage person. 911. Called it. The emergency line.
evangaylion.bsky.social
Oh no I saw this all right (went to my workplace/fave resto for dinner and had to kick a bitch out who called 911 on the owner for not letting her drink underage (????) )
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Also they're on a date so they won't see this, but @evangaylion.bsky.social and Tim are both incredible and I'm so lucky I get to hang with them when @dritdurfotografin.bsky.social and I are in Chicago
petticlaire.bsky.social
Well I mean it was obviously an emergency