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🔞 Doodler

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30-something demi chick who draws dicks. No wank, just wanking. Also known as p_doodler and p_lewdler 日本語を鍛えたいから、会話練習させてくれ Magyarul is probálok tanulni.

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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 7h

Wodehouse was onto something with "fake lawyer to escape real dating"

🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 10h

it's boobtober

🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 11h

I don't think No Nut November should be a thing. I think we should do it in December and then everyone cums together when the Times Square ball drops.

🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 11h

👉👈

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Darkivist @thedarkivist.bsky.social · Apr 8

I've shown this snippet before. The other one is a bit different, but it came from the same starting point. Ferdinand, let's be honest here, tends to initiate things in his relationships, so I thought it would be cool to explore what would happen if he stopped. Maybe with a mild horror flavour.

Somehow, Ferdinand von Aegir invented an entirely new way to irritate him. They passed each other in the hallway earlier. Hubert offered a curt nod. The corners of Ferdinand’s lips twisted upwards in an approximation of a smile.

“Minister-” he called after him when Ferdinand didn’t even pause to make some inane remark about the weather.

Only then he stopped, his expression still blandly pleasant. “Yes? Is anything the matter?”

Hubert cleared his throat. “I was wondering if you would be amenable to a break today. Same time, same place.” Just asking made him cringe, absurd as it was. But it was usually Ferdinand who issued invitations and it was only then that Hubert realised how much he’d come to rely on him taking the initiative in their friendship.

It had been nine weeks since their last teatime.

Ferdinand’s eyes were very, very bright. He was the same identical man he had been less than two months ago. He liked horses, tea, opera, early mornings, and driving Hubert crazy. But somehow the person with an apologetic smile plastered on his face seemed a perfect stranger.

“I am so very sorry,” he said, his tone impeccably contrite, “but there is so much to catch up on, I am just too swamped with work these days.”
Bullshit, Hubert thought.

“Is that so?” he asked instead. “I assumed your team would be able to keep things running smoothly in your absence. It is what they receive their salaries for, after all.”

There were multiple good reasons he struggled to overpower the other, but Hubert von Vestra wasn’t brought up to make excuses. He wasn’t raised to panic either, and so he did not. His thoughts didn’t race, and his hands didn’t shake when he yanked at the hair in his grasp and poured the toxin down the unwilling throat.

He tossed the empty vial aside, and quickly covered the other’s mouth, to prevent him from spitting. More fight than Hubert was used to in similar situations, but that was, perhaps, to be expected.

Finally, the other slumped on the sofa. Hubert counted till thirty, then stepped away, rubbing his hands together, as though to wipe away the things they’d done.

He sat down in an armchair, pulled out his pocket watch, and waited, unmoving, eyes fixed on the limp body across from him. Seven minutes later, the first convulsions started. Hubert got up and rang for a servant.
A maid appeared at once, but froze mid-curtsy when she saw the prime minister collapsed on the sofa.

“Bring a medic immediately,” Hubert said calmly, pretending not to notice how she recoiled from him. “The prime minister has been poisoned.”

🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 11h

next year: Edgetober
Post once or post every day, but nobody cums until the 31st

🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 15h

with great (im)patience comes great reward

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Guhdong 🔞 @guhdong.bsky.social · 16h

(CW bdsm / impact play)

Okay nobody asked but I have an official review of The Ducks ™️

Top Lucifer Nation this is for you 🫡

A black gloved hand proudly displays a bdsm gag, only the bit is a yellow rubber duck. It is a squeaky toy.

A bright yellow flogger with tails that terminate in a gaggle of bright yellow rubber ducks.

🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 15h

Kinktober 10

🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 15h

触りたいなぁって思わせたかった　🤲

🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 1d

I bought a huge bag of tiny oranges and they're actually the perfect amount of ripe

🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 1d

spouse: So I notice a theme of exposure and exhibition in your recent work
me: only recently?

🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 1d

perhaps he's ready to reconsider his stance on having milk in his coffee

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The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 2d

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 1d

Kinktober 9

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 2d

Okay this is a good headline

Guardian Australia @australia.theguardian.com · 2d

You won’t believe what degrading practice the Pope just condemned

You won’t believe what degrading practice the Pope just condemned

Communication must be freed from clickbait and misguided thinking, head of Catholic church tells journalists The Pope has condemned clickbait as a “degrading” part of journalism, at a private audience with global newswires. Australian media representatives were among those to hear directly from Pope Leo XIV at the Vatican on Thursday with about 150 members of newswire alliance MINDS International. Continue reading...

www.theguardian.com

🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 2d

would you believe that I improvised the clothes in about 10 minutes before bed? asdfgh

🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 2d

This band never disappoints

sprintsmusic.bandcamp.com/track/adore-...

Adore Adore Adore, by SPRINTS

from the album Letter To Self

sprintsmusic.bandcamp.com

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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 2d

Kinktober 8

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ribbon @ribbonroad.bsky.social · 2d

save me,,,,save me man with huge breasts,,,,,,

🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 2d

I should try this type of color more, it was very fun for me....
At least as far as forcing myself to do color goes

🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · Jan 4

"You earned this fair and square."

My piece for Cherished Partners, a digital thanzag zine

🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 2d

Lysithea is Hatenna line to me

🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 2d

「私への....私への？！」

🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 2d

Nothing to do with what's beneath it, I'm sure~

🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 2d

not pictured: the piles of gifts at her feet

"Is Hubert one of these gifts?"

Perhaps