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phatcussy.bsky.social
Goose
@phatcussy.bsky.social
6.1K followers 520 following 18K posts
im normal 🙂 photographer - leftist - pizza enthusiast - movies - music - i cook a lot
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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 1h
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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 1h
what the heck is this
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phatcussy.bsky.social
Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 1h
good morning frogs
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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 11h
your honor, u up right now? 😏
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phatcussy.bsky.social
Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 11h
it can be spooky season all year round if you're aware of your mortality and your impending demise
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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 11h
where is the Steamboat Willie horror movie? Who knows what sick horrors lie within that steamboat
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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 11h
this is the future liberals want
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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 12h
if only there was something that could be done about this
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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 14h
simpler times
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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 14h
Ben Shapiro voice: "all you ladies pop your P word like this". No. the P word should most definitely not be popping. my wife is a doctor and she was very clear that a popping P word is a sign of a medical condition
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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 14h
No matter where you run, no matter how far, my email will find you
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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 14h
a skeleton is dancing in a store aisle
ALT: a skeleton is dancing in a store aisle
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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 14h
(me on a first date) i keep making jokes about Pinnochio eating something called Liar's pizza 😈 online and none of them hit
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 16h
(me on a first date) I've made well over 100 jokes online the punchlines of which had to do with hamburger helper
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sophia 🦇♥️🦇 @sophamir.bsky.social · 16h
[me on a first date] a lot of people are obsessed with me online
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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 14h
sounds like you have Havana syndrome
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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 14h
more like a big chilla
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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 14h
remember when Computers used to look like this
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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 14h
he's a mouse in my heart
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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 14h
hit you so hard you're seeing in Technicolor
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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 14h
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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 14h
damn here i thought it was a mouse
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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 14h
since when are you a Pikachu 🧐
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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 15h
Pinocchio when he hasn't eaten any Liar's Pizza
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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 15h
Pikachu, kill that man
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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 15h
they should humiliate JD Vance on the news every day
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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 15h
Charlie Brown had hoes
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David Pakman @davidpakman.bsky.social · 18h
The extreme left’s weird soft treatment of Nick Fuentes is a reminder that if you go far enough in either direction, you loop back around
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