Phil Hagen
@philhagen.com
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DFIR, security, networking, all things tech, OneWheel, Radinn, travel, LEGO, and probably a whole lot more in small and sporadic bits. (Squirrel!) Fierce and unapologetic ally. He/him/his.
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Here is a starter pack of SANS Instructors for all kinds of good infosec stuff.

I’m still collecting more names and will update this list as updated as possible.

go.bsky.app/Q7Sh3W1
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after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
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Wow seventy fourteen points for the Kony reference!
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Nice slashdot reference!

CowboyNeal
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I think you mean “jumping off the shelves”
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WOAH I had forgotten about “Red Meat” - iconic!!!!!
funranium.bsky.social
Today, I introduced a younger coworker to Red Meat Comics. That's my good deed for the day.
Bug-Eyed Earl asks "Is it still there?" while the floating Skull Radiant stares at him from the background.
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George was just trying to get to work.

ICE pepper-sprayed him, dragged him from his car, locked him in a detention center, and placed him on suicide watch. He even missed his young daughter’s birthday in the process.

This man is a veteran and American citizen. Don't look away.
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"They put me on suicide watch and they put me in the cell, I'm naked, in like a hospital dress and just a concrete bed with like a mattress, like a thin mattress and, they leave the light on 24/7."

@timmiller.bsky.social talked to a veteran who ICE wrongly detained and brutalized
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mikesacks.bsky.social
We must be relentless in our resistance, merciless in our mockery, and eternal in our hope.
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LFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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I think that’s Dave Chappelle
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This awesome account takes on a whole new vibe with #PortlandFrog on the scene.
frogandtoadbot.bsky.social
Frog made a fresh pot of tea. He sat down and began a story.
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“Explained” is doing a lot of work here
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Didn’t you mean “the worms and the sleaze?”
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somebody please have the birds and the bees conversation with our duly confirmed HHS Secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr
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Those “T***p’s a Piece of Shit” reports don’t write themselves.

Ok they don’t _entirely_ write themselves.
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That’s fair. I was thinking “Boris and Natasha” or Scooby Doo “old guy in mask” but that’s certainly not the full cross section!
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That is way cool!!!
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kairyssdal.bsky.social
This is the lesson of 2025
qjurecic.bsky.social
he's going to come after you either way, so you might as well act with integrity
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Minor point of contention: the inflatable opposition force are not the cartoon characters, ice is ;)
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(Not my image but this is the first thing that crossed my mind)
Photoshopped tabloid cover with Jeff Bezos as “bat child”
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Eleventy points for “frog of war”. Nice
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Je suis Portland Frog
dannykpolitics.bsky.social
WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
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This is true. Also I freaking love Portland Frog.
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”
Marco Rubio whispers into Donald Trump's ear.