Phil Hagen
@philhagen.com
DFIR, security, networking, all things tech, OneWheel, Radinn, travel, LEGO, and probably a whole lot more in small and sporadic bits. (Squirrel!)
Fierce and unapologetic ally. He/him/his.
Fierce and unapologetic ally. He/him/his.
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Phil Hagen
@philhagen.com
· Nov 17
Here is a starter pack of SANS Instructors for all kinds of good infosec stuff.
I’m still collecting more names and will update this list as updated as possible.
go.bsky.app/Q7Sh3W1
I’m still collecting more names and will update this list as updated as possible.
go.bsky.app/Q7Sh3W1
Greenlander
January 15, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Greenlander
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McBride: Look, people are clutching their pearls at this guy yelling something at the president. They are more offended by a worker standing up to the president and calling him out for his hypocrisy than they are by the president trying to cover up for a human trafficking ring
January 14, 2026 at 11:10 PM
McBride: Look, people are clutching their pearls at this guy yelling something at the president. They are more offended by a worker standing up to the president and calling him out for his hypocrisy than they are by the president trying to cover up for a human trafficking ring
Sounds like a reasonable person who I’d like to have a beer with. Of course I’m buying.
Looked into TJ a bit and he’s a snowboarding bro who used to post Ron Paul memes and then later memes about BLM, and now Elon and Trump destroying American, what voter type is this
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Sounds like a reasonable person who I’d like to have a beer with. Of course I’m buying.
Soon we will learn that Jonathan Ross got a paper cut signing the bonus check he received for his actions under “Cricket Killer” Gnoem’s “shoot more things” initiative.
BREAKING: The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good last week in Minneapolis, Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident, according to two U.S. officials briefed on his medical condition.
ICE agent who shot Renee Good suffered internal bleeding, officials say
Jonathan Ross, who shot Renee Good in Minneapolis last week, suffered internal bleeding after the incident, two officials said, though it's not clear how extensive the bleeding was.
cbsn.ws
January 14, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Soon we will learn that Jonathan Ross got a paper cut signing the bonus check he received for his actions under “Cricket Killer” Gnoem’s “shoot more things” initiative.
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Congressman Ted Lieu, a former Air Force veteran, issued a stark warning to U.S. military members, that military action against Greenland without explicit congressional authorization would constitute following illegal orders. He reminded service members they swear an oath to the Constitution, not 🤡…
January 13, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Congressman Ted Lieu, a former Air Force veteran, issued a stark warning to U.S. military members, that military action against Greenland without explicit congressional authorization would constitute following illegal orders. He reminded service members they swear an oath to the Constitution, not 🤡…
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Please, I'm begging you, leave X if you haven't already.
Whatever false beliefs you have about why you need to stay there, are just that, false beliefs.
It's "extremely" unethical to stay there.
Any justification you have for staying there is dwarfed by the harm you're doing by staying.
Leave.
Whatever false beliefs you have about why you need to stay there, are just that, false beliefs.
It's "extremely" unethical to stay there.
Any justification you have for staying there is dwarfed by the harm you're doing by staying.
Leave.
January 12, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Please, I'm begging you, leave X if you haven't already.
Whatever false beliefs you have about why you need to stay there, are just that, false beliefs.
It's "extremely" unethical to stay there.
Any justification you have for staying there is dwarfed by the harm you're doing by staying.
Leave.
Whatever false beliefs you have about why you need to stay there, are just that, false beliefs.
It's "extremely" unethical to stay there.
Any justification you have for staying there is dwarfed by the harm you're doing by staying.
Leave.
Yepppp this exactly. As much as it hurts to say, we should be pariahed like the Russian athletes who are forced to compete without a flag. Especially as the host country in the summer games.
I feel bad for the athletes in sports where the Olympics are the pinnacle of their sport, but in the grand geopolitical scheme, I look forward to the rest of the world booing the fuck out of us.
January 13, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Yepppp this exactly. As much as it hurts to say, we should be pariahed like the Russian athletes who are forced to compete without a flag. Especially as the host country in the summer games.
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'Stranger Things' EPIC
acceptance speech against Donald Trump still gives chills
acceptance speech against Donald Trump still gives chills
January 12, 2026 at 10:05 PM
'Stranger Things' EPIC
acceptance speech against Donald Trump still gives chills
acceptance speech against Donald Trump still gives chills
NARF FOR THE PEOPLE
January 13, 2026 at 2:37 AM
NARF FOR THE PEOPLE
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An Austrian NATO official sent a blunt warning to Washington: Touch Greenland & Europe seizes US bases.
Gunther Fehlinger says if the US annexes Greenland, every American base in Europe—from Germany to Italy to Romania—would be confiscated, ending decades of U.S. military power on the continent.
Gunther Fehlinger says if the US annexes Greenland, every American base in Europe—from Germany to Italy to Romania—would be confiscated, ending decades of U.S. military power on the continent.
January 12, 2026 at 9:49 PM
An Austrian NATO official sent a blunt warning to Washington: Touch Greenland & Europe seizes US bases.
Gunther Fehlinger says if the US annexes Greenland, every American base in Europe—from Germany to Italy to Romania—would be confiscated, ending decades of U.S. military power on the continent.
Gunther Fehlinger says if the US annexes Greenland, every American base in Europe—from Germany to Italy to Romania—would be confiscated, ending decades of U.S. military power on the continent.
I think one real artist* should keep their gig at the Kennedy Center and just replace all the lyrics with “release the Epstein files!”
I’m sure they’d be gonged off but wow that would be epic. I’d also pay to see it (albeit at a different venue).
* (not shitty humans with red hats)
I’m sure they’d be gonged off but wow that would be epic. I’d also pay to see it (albeit at a different venue).
* (not shitty humans with red hats)
January 12, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I think one real artist* should keep their gig at the Kennedy Center and just replace all the lyrics with “release the Epstein files!”
I’m sure they’d be gonged off but wow that would be epic. I’d also pay to see it (albeit at a different venue).
* (not shitty humans with red hats)
I’m sure they’d be gonged off but wow that would be epic. I’d also pay to see it (albeit at a different venue).
* (not shitty humans with red hats)
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Our Call For Presenters (CFP) will be opening in just three days, on January 15! Come share your technical and security expertise with the Western New York community at Buffalo's favorite information security event of the year.
BSides Buffalo 2026: Call for Speakers
BSides Buffalo is a grassroots, community-driven information security and technology conference held annually in Buffalo, NY. Our fifth event will be ...
sessionize.com
January 12, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Our Call For Presenters (CFP) will be opening in just three days, on January 15! Come share your technical and security expertise with the Western New York community at Buffalo's favorite information security event of the year.
This is renaissance art framing. Perfection.
January 12, 2026 at 12:42 PM
This is renaissance art framing. Perfection.
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New rule: if you bring a member of the administration on television for an interview, you must:
1. Challenge blatant lies and cut their microphone if they insist on continuing.
2. In the *same segment*, provide fact checking for the audience. "We can't immediately confirm or deny this" is fine. 1/
1. Challenge blatant lies and cut their microphone if they insist on continuing.
2. In the *same segment*, provide fact checking for the audience. "We can't immediately confirm or deny this" is fine. 1/
January 11, 2026 at 4:44 PM
New rule: if you bring a member of the administration on television for an interview, you must:
1. Challenge blatant lies and cut their microphone if they insist on continuing.
2. In the *same segment*, provide fact checking for the audience. "We can't immediately confirm or deny this" is fine. 1/
1. Challenge blatant lies and cut their microphone if they insist on continuing.
2. In the *same segment*, provide fact checking for the audience. "We can't immediately confirm or deny this" is fine. 1/
Hotel room view from last night.
January 12, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Hotel room view from last night.
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The more they escalate, the more America’s goon shortage will become evident.
Regardless, connect with local orgs. and try to get basic street medic / first aid training.
Regardless, connect with local orgs. and try to get basic street medic / first aid training.
If either happens we have three big questions to answer next: which cities will they try to lock down? How many do they THINK they can hold down with sufficiently regime-loyal forces? Any how many cities and states can they ACTUALLY lock down?
January 11, 2026 at 11:43 PM
The more they escalate, the more America’s goon shortage will become evident.
Regardless, connect with local orgs. and try to get basic street medic / first aid training.
Regardless, connect with local orgs. and try to get basic street medic / first aid training.
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“Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. We are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality, tied in a single garment of destiny. Whatever affects one directly, affects all indirectly.”
The supposed “centrists” have become inured, radicalized even, by the wave of bigoted invective from the radical right. This wave has targeted trans ppl, yes, but also ppl of color, women, immigrants, domestic critics, ppl with disabilities. Americans.
You’re not a “centrist” when u wave aside hate
You’re not a “centrist” when u wave aside hate
If you point out that you think a section of the population being targeted like this is bad, the sensible centrists will accuse you of being a single issue voter, that removing rights from a chunk of society is a niche interest and you'll be told "don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good"
January 11, 2026 at 1:18 PM
“Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. We are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality, tied in a single garment of destiny. Whatever affects one directly, affects all indirectly.”
This. The whiny insecure manbaby didn’t make her afraid enough so he shot her.
Wonder what his DV or CPS record looks like.
Wonder what his DV or CPS record looks like.
He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.
January 10, 2026 at 3:08 PM
This. The whiny insecure manbaby didn’t make her afraid enough so he shot her.
Wonder what his DV or CPS record looks like.
Wonder what his DV or CPS record looks like.
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Keep spreading the word. Even when folks tell ICE they are citizens, it doesn't matter. Fck ICE and anyone who is on board with their terrorism.
#fuckice
#fuckice
January 10, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Keep spreading the word. Even when folks tell ICE they are citizens, it doesn't matter. Fck ICE and anyone who is on board with their terrorism.
#fuckice
#fuckice
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A fascist government wants you to think that in a country with 400,000,000 guns, terrorists - who are middle-aged women with kids in daycare - are being trained to attack the police only with minivans in broad daylight
If you believe that, you are the most gullible clown to ever walk this earth
If you believe that, you are the most gullible clown to ever walk this earth
January 9, 2026 at 10:50 PM
A fascist government wants you to think that in a country with 400,000,000 guns, terrorists - who are middle-aged women with kids in daycare - are being trained to attack the police only with minivans in broad daylight
If you believe that, you are the most gullible clown to ever walk this earth
If you believe that, you are the most gullible clown to ever walk this earth
Even the gestapo doesn’t seem to like ice.
Welcome to Minnesota, fuckers. Also this is super disturbing because the ICE agent's assault rifle appears to fire as he falls down.
This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.
This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.
January 9, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Even the gestapo doesn’t seem to like ice.
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I think it is probably a bad idea to put clearly unhinged, angry psychopaths in federal law enforcement positions.
January 9, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I think it is probably a bad idea to put clearly unhinged, angry psychopaths in federal law enforcement positions.
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
Living at the most prominent Horseshoe Crab mating locations, I find these animals are always fascinating to learn about.
A living fossil...
www.forbes.com/sites/scottt...
www.forbes.com/sites/scottt...
Meet The Animal That Hasn’t Changed In 300 Million Years — A Biologist Explains
With copper-blue blood prized by modern medicine and a body plan older than dinosaurs, the horseshoe crab reveals how ancient biology still underpins human survival.
www.forbes.com
January 9, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Living at the most prominent Horseshoe Crab mating locations, I find these animals are always fascinating to learn about.
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Ice is the Gestapo.
Trump is insane.
Elon’s Grok is publishing child porn.
Stephen Miller is a white supremacist.
JD Vance is making shit up.
Somebody release the Epstein Files.
Trump is insane.
Elon’s Grok is publishing child porn.
Stephen Miller is a white supremacist.
JD Vance is making shit up.
Somebody release the Epstein Files.
January 8, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Ice is the Gestapo.
Trump is insane.
Elon’s Grok is publishing child porn.
Stephen Miller is a white supremacist.
JD Vance is making shit up.
Somebody release the Epstein Files.
Trump is insane.
Elon’s Grok is publishing child porn.
Stephen Miller is a white supremacist.
JD Vance is making shit up.
Somebody release the Epstein Files.