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Phil Hagen
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DFIR, security, networking, all things tech, OneWheel, Radinn, travel, LEGO, and probably a whole lot more in small and sporadic bits. (Squirrel!)
Fierce and unapologetic ally. He/him/his.
Pinned
Here is a starter pack of SANS Instructors for all kinds of good infosec stuff.

I’m still collecting more names and will update this list as updated as possible.

go.bsky.app/Q7Sh3W1
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He is risen
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Just want to reiterate: Lizza and Nuzzi's ethical lapses are not representative of the DC press corps, which includes a ton of tireless public interest reporters who actually care about holding powerful people accountable, including at trade pubs.

They deserve better owners and a better industry.
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Can we do the sister-in-law of the mother of her nephew next?
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
This would be amazing. Come on Canada, do it!!
This won't happen but it would be incredibly funny if the Canadian part of NORAD refused to work on the yearly Santa tracker thing by citing intelligence sharing risks
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Men and Women of the military you are obligated by your oath to defend our Constitution to not follow unlawful orders issued by ANYONE and that includes an insane president.
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Judge sides with trans kids in “complete rebuke” of DOJ’s demand for private medical records - LGBTQ Nation
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
A company that is not doing scummy Enronic things would never need to create a memo with words to the effect of “we’re not Enron.”
In the memo, “Nvidia also responds to claims that the ‘current situation is analogous to historical accounting frauds (Enron, WorldCom, Lucent) that featured vendor financing and SPVs [special purpose vehicles.)’”

@barrons.com $NVDA
@firstadopter.bsky.social
www.barrons.com/articles/nvi...
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Today’s xkcd made me cry.

In a good way.

xkcd.com/3172/
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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This isn’t targeted at anyone in specific - I have had the conversation like 6 times this week,
Americans -
You need a work visa to work in another country, -even remote- unless they allow digital nomad
You can’t just go to most countries on a tourist visa and start looking for a visa sponsor & job
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Here's what we have coming up!

#hacking #infosec #cybersecurity
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The enshittified AI in the “New Expensify”: What if a toddler ran your finance department?
November 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Hotel room view for the past week.
November 23, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Remember, kidz: The only words to say are "Am I being detained or Am I free to go?", and if the answer is that you are being detained, refuse to answer ANY questions without a lawyer present.

youtu.be/MQxw9fhmBv4
Secretive Border Patrol program is detaining US citizens for ‘suspicious’ travel
YouTube video by Associated Press
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Only serve them frozen food. Uncooked, of course. Still in the package would be ideal. Especially if the package is impossible to open. Maybe zip tie it closed.
It's almost Thanksgiving! Got an ICE member coming for dinner at your house? No you don't! Can't stop them because you're not the one hosting? No problem. You can shun them, mock them, shame them, cough in their food. They get the weird chair. No weird chair? Make a weird chair.
November 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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New podcast from me -
Destination Cyber
Episode 15: Lesley Carhart kbi.media/podcast/epis...
Episode 15: Lesley Carhart | KBI.Media
kbi.media
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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U.S. legislators: "Soldiers and sailors, if you are ordered to kill someone and you believe the order is unlawful, don't do it. Remember your oath to The Constitution.
U.S. President: "Kill the legislators."

Am I missing something? Anything at all?
I still have characters left, if so.
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Truly an understatement. What an appalling thing for the USCG to declare. Truly sickening.
Embarrassing day for the Coast Guard and our nation.
November 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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If the xkcd comic 2347 made today... 😂
November 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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this is like "Olympus has fallen" for public agency science communication; worse than censorship, actively misinforming people and encouraging them to harm children
CDC has overhauled its website to assert that “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim”
November 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Refuse illegal orders.
The Alaska National Guard has responded to public concerns around a rapid response unit trained for "civil disturbance operations:" 100 service members will be trained "to support civil authorities."

At the request of Gov. Dunleavy, they will deploy to Washington D.C. in March 2026.

Story TK
November 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Sports mascots.
The hatred towards furries shows me someone's level of degeneracy because we ALL have at least one anthropomorphic two-legged animal character that we like. Bluey is literally a show about anthro two-legged dogs and sells millions of dollars
November 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Remember Jamal Khashoggi.
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Petition to call all the lying slop machines “Bored Aipes”
November 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Read this thread. It's spot on.
This shit about agentic AI executing a cyber attack with "thousands of requests, often multiple per second—an attack speed that would have been, for human hackers, simply impossible to match" coming out of Anthropic is such marketing bullshit.
November 16, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Mozilla vs. their core audience
November 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM