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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13h

You best start believing in computers, Mr. Leto. You’re in one.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15h

Look, the purpose of Tron movies isn’t to make money. It’s to teach us all what it’d be like to be inside the computer.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 1d

In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning

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Spice 💕 @spicedyde.bsky.social · 1d

🐶: “Very spooky! A corpse is a dead body.”

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve had to drastically lower my estimation of the average person’s ability to look at things

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 1d

Finally, something that will pull Seattle out of the slump its been in since the untimely death of Kurt Cobain

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 1d

*reading a post that’s just a man’s name with no other context* ah this must be about baseball

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 1d

Methinks someone hasn’t seen Mr Beast in Tron Ares yet

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 2d

Nice try, “Paul A. Thompson”

A Pitchfork review for One Battle After Another that call it a “nerve-wracking masterpiece”, written by one Paul A. Thompson

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · Apr 3

Three stills fron the television show Wilfred all showing Wilfred in Ryan in conversation outside. Text on first panel reada "we all have to make sacrifices, Ryan. Like the story of Jesus Christ". Text on the second panel reads "I'm sure the roman soldiers wanted to hang out at the pantheon and stare at tit's all day...". Text for the third panel reads "but they knew they had a duty to kill jesus"

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 2d

This is wonderful, thank you

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 3d

Some stories about my friend Kaleb, on the occasion of his funeral:

channel-6.ghost.io/its-just-dif...

IT'S JUST DIFFERENT VALLEYS, THAT'S ALL

Kaleb Horton has departed this life, and for those left behind there is nothing that reconciles any part of what’s happened with what should’ve happened. He had a family, grieving now. He had friends,...

channel-6.ghost.io

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Will Davies @will-davies.bsky.social · 3d

Oh, and it turns out the guy with the umbrella is definitely a new breed of activist

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 3d

Hell In And Under A Cell

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 3d

I find it baffling how little impact the existence of the Undertaker, a literal walking corpse, has had on science and religion

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 3d

The Butlerian Jihad must have sucked for guys who just bought a new computer

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 4d

He has never been more on his bullshit

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 4d

pausing the new Jay Electronica every couple of lines to say “ha ha, that’s crazy man”

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 4d

Sometimes a user will post a joke and then that very same user will post something sincere. And I as the reader am expected to understand this, using my brain?

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · Nov 6

if you're concerned about information security, you should know Signal isn't actually secure. instead, try Mastodon, which is a website where you can be guaranteed no one will ever see what you post

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Hank & Townes’s Mom @katehascats.bsky.social · 5d

www.legacy.com/us/obituarie...

Kaleb Horton Obituary (2025) - Los Angeles, CA - Los Angeles Times

View Kaleb Charles Horton's obituary, send flowers and sign the guestbook.

www.legacy.com

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 5d

Taylor Swift should write and record more songs about The Simpsons seasons 2-9

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 5d

Hell yeah, congrats!

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 6d

Haaaaa

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 6d

Thinking about how human cloning technology could be used to not only revive famous musical acts, but make them even better. Just imagine Crosby, Crosby, Crosby, Crosby, Stills, Stills, Nash, Young & Young

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