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Roy G Biv

@plunkettprime.bsky.social

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Undaunted by the insolent menaces of villains in power. 📍 - Cape Cod

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · Feb 3

Does anyone else want to just drink a few quarts of Hibernol and sleep until this madness is over?

Just asking……

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 16m

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 20m

“The Last Green Valley” is definitely green!

Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 27m

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George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 @gtconway.bsky.social · 5h

Robert De Niro: “Now we have a would-be king — King Donald the First. Fuck that. I’m Robert De Niro and I’m asking you to stand up and be counted in the nationwide No Kings protest on October 18th”

👉👉 nokings.org

Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 1h

new roof?

now at $299k?

it makes sense

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 2h

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 2h

Andrew sounds swell

Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 2h

What 5 events defined your childhood?

1. Dylan
2. Dylan
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4. Dylan
5. Dylan

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 3h

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Rich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 7h

Pope to Chicago Labor Leaders: “Please know of my appreciation for your welcome of immigrants and refugees, especially your support of food pantries and shelters….I encourage you to continue to advocate for society to respect the human dignity of the most vulnerable.” www.vatican.va/content/leo-...

Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 4h

“Scotts has learned that elements of Al Qaeda have been using our LawnBubby®️ chat app tool to evade detection by law enforcement and counterterror forces. Scotts sincerely apologizes for inadvertently supporting terrorism.”

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 4h

dudes want one thing and it’s uplifting

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 6h

WHY DOES MY LAWN SPREADER HAVE AN APP??

WHOMMST IS CLAMORING FOR THIS?

STOP IT. The ppl at Scotts probably have the most dogshit SWEs/technologists and the app is a leaky diaper of privacy/data protection nightmares.

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 7h

tossed my 📱 onto the gym aux cable

TSwift starts bumpin’ on the 🔊s

the *only* other person in the gym gives me a dirty look

i stand next to him & do the same exact exercise……..but with heavier 🔔s

#ImTheCaptainNow
#MindGames
#OldManStrength
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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 9h

tired: pit zips

wired: bum zips! for vanquishing the scourge of August ass. 🍑💦

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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 9h

I've been waiting for someone to make this point.

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Opinion | Voting for Mamdani Taught Me Why Trump Won

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 9h

R² is going on a ladies getaway for a week+

her: what’re you gonna do in my absence?

me: storm’s gonna water the lawn, so prolly 👇🏻

her: 😧

me: we’re living in a golden age of 📺

Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 10h

there was that much ballyhooed MIT claim that 95% of AI initiatives failed to deliver financial returns……..

yet companies are hitting the gas anyway

🍿🍿🍿🍿 will be fun to watch this unfold

Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 10h

your mother was an Elite Spreader, Trebeck!

Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 10h

the military is invading your area. i’ll have them swing by to recover it.

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 12h

i just drove past some Rhodey sod farms this morning and thought, “Should’ve splurged and gotten the green carpeting…..”

when (if) i sell next year, i want the lawn to be clear/open to show pool or casita possibilities to buyers (their dreams, their checkbooks!)

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 12h

Cape Cod and Plymouth’s sandy soil almost starved out the Pilgrims.

Deffffffff need a compost top-dressing scheme to keep grass going.

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 12h

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my little lawn’s allllll grownz up

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 12h

the soothsayer!

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 13h

thinking of the clip of soldiers lining up for a food pantry amidst the gov’t shutdown as some inner-circle crook just scored a massive payday.

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 13h

i left my fertilizer spreader at home, so i’m getting another one.

the ELITE model is unavailable in the Midwest, @jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social. it’s against the law to bring anything elite there.

(not liking this 🎄 nonsense!)

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 23h

yes