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Roy Gobble Biv 🦃
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“Undaunted by the insolent menaces of villains in power.”
Pinned
Does anyone else want to just drink a few quarts of Hibernol and sleep until this madness is over?

Just asking……
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ok it is time for me to hibernate for the season
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
oh fuck
At least 2 National Guard members shot near White House in Washington, D.C., Secret Service says - reports
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
ha. toyota guy REALLY wanted to stress the Cooooolrolla 🛞 had a gash

took it Da Clurb for haute dawg and 4 new shoes for the Cooooolrolla

Huck got baptized into the Costco Hot Dog Cult!

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November 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
beats all the dimwitted morons putting their clearance/poly status on regular LI

prolly doesn’t matter given 👇🏻

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just had the worst idea ever: JWICS LinkedIn
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
glad i got to be here for the soulless, whip-cracking era of corporate damnation!

back to the Excel/PowerPoint mines, slide donkey!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
in addition to arts & crafts, i bring that good good to Thanksgiving

🌳🏠🍺

@ Treehouse HQ
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
he’s got AckmanBrain if he thinks we’re gonna read that novel
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
BORT
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
fatality
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Road Rules Sean wants new sky rules?

I thought these guys were all free market, invisible hand, laissez faire!

Yet the moment John Q Hypertension can’t get free MilkDuds at 36,000 feet?

INTERVENTION!!! THE GOVERNMENT MUST INTERVENE!!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
deployment to the Caribbean, you say????

hmmmmmm……….

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November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Reposted by Roy Gobble Biv 🦃
In 1924, Calvin Coolidge's 16-yr-old son played tennis on the White House grounds w/o wearing socks. He got a blister and was dead from infection a week later.

This is unthinkable today—which is why I wrote this series. Cuz the systems that save us from this kind of fate are in urgent need of care.
For a yr, I've been working on a series for The New Atlantis about the vast systems that underlie our lives. Our ancestors built them up over decades to fend off hunger, thirst, darkness and disease. But too few of us know about them—and they're all at risk. The conclusion is now available online:
Why We Are Better Off Than a Century Ago
Our ancestors built grand public systems to conquer hunger, thirst, darkness, and squalor. That progress can be lost if we forget it.
www.thenewatlantis.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
what’s to the left of the flagpole?? 👻👻👻

house is haunted. time to FLEE.

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November 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
sitting by the fire

my neighbor’s cupola light is like a distant lighthouse

Huck’s smelling smells and ambling about in the yard

this is off szn Cape Cod L-I-V-I-N’
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
i love how i had my first avocado at age 16 and my first piece of realllll mozzarella in my 20s, yet Huckleberry is a dog (a damn fine one at that) and routinely eats both.

just living the dream, that pup.
a cartoon avocado with arms and legs and a leaf on its head .
ALT: a cartoon avocado with arms and legs and a leaf on its head .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Dorchester’s Richard Scarry knew…….
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The article doesn’t tell us how much AEB & kiddie alarms cost

I, for one, don’t want any of that bullshit tech in my car

Let us CHOOSE to pay for that junk

AEB relies on cameras, lasers, & LIDAR sensors - frequently in your windshield

Rock cracks windshield? That’s a 4-figure fix on new cars!

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Exclusive: Republicans plan to challenge vehicle-safety mandates, such as automatic emergency braking and alarms that remind drivers a child is in the back seat.
Senate Committee to Challenge Auto-Safety Mandates That Hurt ‘Affordability’
Republicans are questioning the value of some features, such as automatic braking and rear-seat reminders.
on.wsj.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
(1) i am back on my holiday arts n’ crafts bulllllshiz

(2) Party City es kaput and, with it, my supply of orange and yellow feather boas. 🪶

(3) googley eyes, perplexingly rebranded as wiggle eyes (i’m choosing to blame Woke™️ for that), are experiencing deflation. the Trump Economy is DELIVERING!
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Reposted by Roy Gobble Biv 🦃
Trump’s approval collapses nationwide, turning several deep-red states negative — Economist tracker
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
has Tons Of Fun not seen a mirror recently??

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November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Reposted by Roy Gobble Biv 🦃
At this point, the Washpost edit page is just trolling its readers.

This is today's actual house editorial.
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
guy on a work call is shitting on turkey.

buddy, it’s a tradition. a custom. just roll with it.

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November 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
LOTTA BTUs. This thing’s crankin’ out some heat. I just caused NYMEX MMBtu spot prices to spike a little.

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November 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM