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Roy G Biv

@plunkettprime.bsky.social

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Undaunted by the insolent menaces of villains in power. 📍 - Cape Cod

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · Feb 3

Does anyone else want to just drink a few quarts of Hibernol and sleep until this madness is over?

Just asking……

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 1h

tired: pit zips

wired: bum zips! for vanquishing the scourge of August ass. 🍑💦

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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 1h

I've been waiting for someone to make this point.

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Opinion | Voting for Mamdani Taught Me Why Trump Won

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 1h

R² is going on a ladies getaway for a week+

her: what’re you gonna do in my absence?

me: storm’s gonna water the lawn, so prolly 👇🏻

her: 😧

me: we’re living in a golden age of 📺

Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 2h

there was that much ballyhooed MIT claim that 95% of AI initiatives failed to deliver financial returns……..

yet companies are hitting the gas anyway

🍿🍿🍿🍿 will be fun to watch this unfold

Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 2h

your mother was an Elite Spreader, Trebeck!

Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 2h

the military is invading your area. i’ll have them swing by to recover it.

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 4h

i just drove past some Rhodey sod farms this morning and thought, “Should’ve splurged and gotten the green carpeting…..”

when (if) i sell next year, i want the lawn to be clear/open to show pool or casita possibilities to buyers (their dreams, their checkbooks!)

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 4h

Cape Cod and Plymouth’s sandy soil almost starved out the Pilgrims.

Deffffffff need a compost top-dressing scheme to keep grass going.

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 4h

🥹

my little lawn’s allllll grownz up

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 4h

the soothsayer!

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 5h

thinking of the clip of soldiers lining up for a food pantry amidst the gov’t shutdown as some inner-circle crook just scored a massive payday.

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 5h

i left my fertilizer spreader at home, so i’m getting another one.

the ELITE model is unavailable in the Midwest, @jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social. it’s against the law to bring anything elite there.

(not liking this 🎄 nonsense!)

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 15h

yes

Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 16h

at *another* Friday wedding

my dress shoes are still on Jimmy Hoffa’s feet. no idea where they are…….so i bought a pair of artisan, handcrafted shoes from Tar-gët

$40.00 for dress shoes gets you……a ♿️ the next day

never the mind, i’m murderizing the dance floor

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 18h

RETVRN

Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 20h

Soon

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 20d

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Look at this solid brass ashtray on FB! I’m not a smoker, but I’m willing to learn. 🚬

cc: @jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 21h

Willirico!!

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 21h

plz hush. the Coastal Elites are speaking. scurry along to your shanty or sod home.

Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 22h

Jimmy, I’m near the ocean. That is all.

“The Midworst is for people who gave up on their dreams.”

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 22h

The northeast corner is “The Quiet Corner” or “The Last Green Valley.”

The coast is Mystic / submarine land

In between? Thar be dragons. 🐉

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 23h

Eastern Connecticut (favorable)

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🎰🎲🃏💰

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 1d

ha. Big Brown yelling, “Kobe!” as they chuck your 📦 in the trash.

it didn’t work that way those 2.5 days i worked at UPS!! (remember that? i got bitten by a dog on my 3rd day and they threw me away like i had bad customs paperwork. Summer 2020 was wild.)

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delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 1d

everything is on fire these days, sure, but how is it that 50% of all news stories are not about how I just spent $20 on a bag of store brand coffee at fucking costco

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 1d

there is *NO* way they let us just vote in a Dem Congress in Nov 2026

they will reject, nullify, and just ignore results

we will then have a huge problem on our hands

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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 2d

Two big GOP activists from Oregon were in DC last month for meetings with Trump admin officials. On their podcast they talk about a plan they discussed to nullify the results of Oregon's 2026 federal elections. Pass federal voter ID law, then refuse to seat OR delegation because OR didn't comply.

Ep. 18: September to Remember
October 6 • S1 E18 • 44 min
Also, we proposed a idea how to do a end run on vote by mail. Concept is based on what Trump proposed. When you vote, you check everyone's citizenship as well as voter ID.
In a vote by mail state, you might be able to check citizenship during voter registration. You can send copies of your passport and your birth certificate in.
How in the world are you going to check our voters?
Voter ID, right? Vote by mail. So that creates a problem for Oregon.
But if federal government new requirement is to check both, and if Oregon can comply with the requirements, what would happen to our election result? I'm talking about the entire federal delegation.
For federal elections, we're talking about only federal elections.
COMMON SENSE
Vascluar

Ep. 18: September to Remember
October 6 • S1 E18 • 44 min
So entire federal delegation, congressmen and senators could be challenged, could be unseated because you didn't follow federal requirements to elect them. So I said the trade-off is worth it. You know why?
Democrats control two Senate seats out of six congressional seats. We only control one. They control five.
You talk about trade-off, right?
COMMON SENSE
Sanctuany