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Poupon @poupon.bsky.social · Aug 28

Must everything be taken so seriously? Is it not just enough to be silly and have a fun time?
Aymeric related

Poupon @poupon.bsky.social · 4h

kind of true to their hippie origins, the heart is in the right place ecology-wise but good lord howdy what's wrong with the rest of it

Poupon @poupon.bsky.social · 4h

i have a feeling your nickname in school was The Eagle-Eyed Panty-Gazer because what the heck

Poupon @poupon.bsky.social · 4h

He's just The Guy i guess

Poupon @poupon.bsky.social · 1d

i forgot there's a guy outside the guild just yelling ethnic slurs. yet foulques is the bad guy. sure.

Poupon @poupon.bsky.social · 1d

Buddy i'm prepared to forgo a whole lot more than plate

Poupon @poupon.bsky.social · 1d

yes hello lancers guild i am a normal man that can be entrusted with many high profile tasks. never mind the having two spears thing. why is that au ra hiding

Poupon @poupon.bsky.social · 1d

softest, most handsome boy on earth. and for what?

Poupon @poupon.bsky.social · 1d

Four doubloons

Poupon @poupon.bsky.social · 1d

Being the tallest

Poupon @poupon.bsky.social · 1d

Planning misdeeds and concocting schemes

Poupon @poupon.bsky.social · 1d

Being bad at breathing is so humiliating it's like oh the most basic thing that you need to do to live? That even babies know how to do? Fucking suck at it. Garbage at respiration. Clown lung behavior.

Poupon @poupon.bsky.social · 2d

Will I be able to understand Obscura 33 if I haven't played the first 32 games?

Poupon @poupon.bsky.social · 2d

macronutrient-maxxed proteinpilled

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Cait 🦇 @gendercoffin.bsky.social · 3d

Nobody could have imagined the future world that would find this funny and why

A boy running alongside a train with a bindle on a stick. A word balloon reads “I’m through with school- it’s only for sissies anyway. I’ll run away and- and make money with my FEET”

Poupon @poupon.bsky.social · 2d

Dracula getting utterly obliterated by the unshielded solar radiation as soon as he breaches atmosphere sounds like the funniest outcome possible

Poupon @poupon.bsky.social · 2d

It's kind of harsh that it's pay by the hour but that credit karma payment program sounds like it might help

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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · Sep 4

my samsara themed escape room continues to kick everyone's ass

Poupon @poupon.bsky.social · 2d

More like space ghouls, gruel to school

Poupon @poupon.bsky.social · 2d

Me if I'm being quite honest

sad disco @fitivarka.bsky.social · 2d

A 19th century bag shaped like a monk

Poupon @poupon.bsky.social · 2d

I feel like the solution is more boat

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Jack who wrote Aether Torrent @jackscarab.bsky.social · 3d

"Now if you'll excuse me I have to go back to editing the Silent Hill wiki."

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 3d

RFK JR: There are many other confirmations -- there are two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. It’s highly likely because they are given Tylenol

Poupon @poupon.bsky.social · 3d

I'm in the mood for some space spookiness. Space ghosts and such

Wait there is one of those and he's not terribly scary maybe a space ghoul instead

Poupon @poupon.bsky.social · 3d

I'm outta vape juice can I wheeze some Albuterol and ipratropium from anyone

Poupon @poupon.bsky.social · 3d

To be clear it's a duo neb. Vapor is produced. It just it's medicine and has the opposite effect of most vapes

Poupon @poupon.bsky.social · 3d

2nd vape of the day, baby!!!!!!