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republicans with a 6 step plan for anything seems sus
also notably, barstool hq has been in chicago for like two years lol
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Come home with your lanyard or upon it
Falls Church is at 107.8%(!!!!!!) of its same-time Election Day vote from 2024

It has cast over 72% of its *total* 2024 Election Day vote as of 1pm
he's right though, it's a CRM in a tactical skin and everybody does it better than they do
Burry is a freak but respect to anybody that looks at this macro politics environment and bets a yard against Palantir lol
critical pre-analysis of 'how did this 13-4 team lose in the divisional round'
dangerous move by the colts to bring in so many jets
"not shiny" was my username in various places for a long time
you'll regret consolidating us into one supermatt
Sending all the online Matts to an offshore containment facility increasingly looks like the way forward.

Sorry @besttrousers.bsky.social
soupie completely up for grabs
tree paine is currently summoning demons to deploy
my most controversial take: i quite like joe buck
on further review its actually a perfect summation of republican public policy. completely fictional, and directly negates any *real* policy goal from every angle except the one that matters most, which is slurping trump dick
abbott's Senpai Notice Me thing about trump is genuinely pathetic and not even accounting for the historic Republic Of Texas modifier. just a full transition to uwu more boot please under abbott's reign.
set the line at $1 and i'm slamming the under on 'total new york expat tariff collected.'
Would a 100% tariff on a person be another person? Like, NY would have to take a Texan or something.
Don’t worry America. A strong midterm result will definitely fix you.
was talking with our fedex pilot neighbor and he was like, the amount of things you expressly have to do wrong to get there is basically unfathomable lol. also had a good lol about the tenerife seatback thing on united flights.
It’s funny just how direct the line is between K-pop Demon Hunters and K/DA.
the ai generated black guy voice on this anti-harassment training for real might actually hit the trigger lol
do an ironman and make this guy mad
it's utterly wild how the Heritage Foundation president talks about other people

if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops