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Nate the Mariner Stan 🔱

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Why are you reading this when you could be watching #SEVERANCE That word's usually Picross The US Dictator-In-Chief/ #1 Epstein client is purposely ruining every American's life to directly enrich his own. Never forget what you see these next four years.

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Nate the Mariner Stan 🔱 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · Nov 15

Have you ever wanted a Switch friend who's played over a hundred hours of Picross S+? Have I got a friend code for you:

SW-1707-0297-6209

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Nate the Mariner Stan 🔱 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 15m

Nothing is ever guaranteed, especially with this team. But they just won 2 straight games on the road, one of them by 7 runs, and now they get to play at home. Things are looking good. Go Ms!!

Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 2h

Good morning, it’s Seattle Mariners ALCS game day. 🔱🔱🔱

Nate the Mariner Stan 🔱 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 3h

Love to see hateful morons get what they deserve

Nate the Mariner Stan 🔱 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 13h

Tbf 20 people is the magnitude of 5 Benghazis, it's almost too big for his fans' brains to handle

Nate the Mariner Stan 🔱 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 17h

Can't believe you actually put at number 1

Nate the Mariner Stan 🔱 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 18h

Ranking every Zelda game I've played (not much of a Zelda guy)

9. Zelda (NES)
8. Oracle of Seasons
7. Link to the Past
6. Link's Awakening
5. Ocarina of Time
4. Hyrule Warriors Age of Calamity
3. Echoes of Wisdom
2. Skyward Sword
1. Wind Waker

I'm sure nobody would have any objections to this

Nate the Mariner Stan 🔱 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 23h

🎵Doofenshmirtz Epstein Island🎵

Nate the Mariner Stan 🔱 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 23h

Pretty great backhanded portrayal, with anyone else that angle would be flattering, but with Burnt Potato Face this is among the worst of many ugly perspectives

Nate the Mariner Stan 🔱 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 1d

Can't help but think he wouldn't be having these problems if he were an elected official

Nate the Mariner Stan 🔱 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 1d

Pleeeease @theonion.com I hope you can pull this off

Nate the Mariner Stan 🔱 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 1d

Those guys sold the fuck out

Nate the Mariner Stan 🔱 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 1d

I like the Mariners

Nate the Mariner Stan 🔱 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 1d

Child molestation will do that to ya

Nate the Mariner Stan 🔱 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 1d

I still haven't forgiven him for the Rent movie

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Nate the Mariner Stan 🔱 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 1d

Suddenly really want to partake in public nudity, this shit is inspiring

Portland Mercury @portlandmercury.com · 2d

POV: You’re at the Emergency World Naked Bike Ride in Portland, OR.

Nate the Mariner Stan 🔱 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 2d

How the fuck did anyone decide to keep supporting this traitor after he defied the constitution in 2020. You can support his "policies " I guess, if you like our way of life going to shit, but he literally staged a coup on the presidency and they just don't really care? It's mind boggling

Nate the Mariner Stan 🔱 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 2d

Mariners won again! And this time without the panic attacks

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The Onion @theonion.com · 2d

ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began

WASHINGTON—Touting a new crime report as evidence their ramped-up operations were improving American life, Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials announced Friday that there had been zero murde...

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Nate the Mariner Stan 🔱 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 3d

When did this become a parody account

Nate the Mariner Stan 🔱 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 4d

MY OH MY

Nate the Mariner Stan 🔱 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 4d

Celebrating the landmark 1995 ALDS walk-off from Edgar Martinez and Griffey Jr with a similarly epic walk-off 30 years later. It's beautiful

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Nate the Mariner Stan 🔱 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 4d

This seems like a good time to use your one allotted capital letter

Nate the Mariner Stan 🔱 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 4d

MARINERS WIN

MARINERS WIN

FIRST ALCS SINCE 2001

Nate the Mariner Stan 🔱 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 4d

Hell, let the Red Sox have it for funsies

Nate the Mariner Stan 🔱 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 4d

So you're telling me, the Mariners could walk-off in Game 5 of the ALDS, 30 years removed from that other time they did it???

*knocks on all the wood in the world*

Nate the Mariner Stan 🔱 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 4d

If it were me, every lyric would be "I can't take it anymore"