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Nate the Spookross Stan 💀

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Why are you reading this when you could be watching #SEVERANCE That word's usually Picross The US Dictator-In-Chief/ #1 Epstein client is purposely ruining every American's life to directly enrich his own. Never forget what you see these next four years.

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Nate the Spookross Stan 💀 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · Nov 15

Have you ever wanted a Switch friend who's played over a hundred hours of Picross S+? Have I got a friend code for you:

SW-1707-0297-6209

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The Onion @theonion.com · 36m

ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began

WASHINGTON—Touting a new crime report as evidence their ramped-up operations were improving American life, Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials announced Friday that there had been zero murde...

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Nate the Spookross Stan 💀 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 1d

When did this become a parody account

Nate the Spookross Stan 💀 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 1d

MY OH MY

Nate the Spookross Stan 💀 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 1d

Celebrating the landmark 1995 ALDS walk-off from Edgar Martinez and Griffey Jr with a similarly epic walk-off 30 years later. It's beautiful

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Nate the Spookross Stan 💀 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 1d

This seems like a good time to use your one allotted capital letter

Nate the Spookross Stan 💀 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 1d

MARINERS WIN

MARINERS WIN

FIRST ALCS SINCE 2001

Nate the Spookross Stan 💀 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 1d

Hell, let the Red Sox have it for funsies

Nate the Spookross Stan 💀 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 1d

So you're telling me, the Mariners could walk-off in Game 5 of the ALDS, 30 years removed from that other time they did it???

*knocks on all the wood in the world*

Nate the Spookross Stan 💀 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 1d

If it were me, every lyric would be "I can't take it anymore"

Nate the Spookross Stan 💀 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 2d

Wearing my Mariners hat today, with the charming as hell OG logo. I believe this is finally their year, let's get this enigma of a team to their first ALCS appearance since 2001, and then their first World Series appearance ever!

Nate the Spookross Stan 💀 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 2d

July 23, 2027? Isn't that Simpsons Movie sequel day?

Nate the Spookross Stan 💀 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 2d

AG James is the fighter we need.

You go girl

New York Attorney General Letitia James @newyorkstateag.bsky.social · 2d

This is nothing more than a continuation of the president’s desperate weaponization of our justice system.

I am not fearful — I am fearless.

We will fight these baseless charges aggressively, and my office will continue to fiercely protect New Yorkers and their rights..

Nate the Spookross Stan 💀 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 2d

And I hope the authoritarian attempting this atrocity fails, so it does not become American to do so

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 2d

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Nate the Spookross Stan 💀 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 2d

*sigh* at least they already cane up with the perfect word for this: lawfare.

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 2d

CNN: We have just learned that Letitia James has just been indicted by the DOJ

Nate the Spookross Stan 💀 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 2d

Hopefully one if those creative possibilities is a Metroid movie

Nate the Spookross Stan 💀 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 2d

Me: I take my eggs...ovaries-ey

Gynecologist: please leave

Nate the Spookross Stan 💀 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 3d

He said the same thing about the leader of isis

Nate the Spookross Stan 💀 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 3d

Why are they having a roundtable for something they're pretending is a defined organization

Nate the Spookross Stan 💀 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 3d

I have weed followers

Nate the Spookross Stan 💀 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 3d

God I wish, she could do so much better

Nate the Spookross Stan 💀 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 3d

Either handbags or NFTs, I'd say

Nate the Spookross Stan 💀 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 3d

I remember when paying a buck for Angry Birds felt outrageous

Nate the Spookross Stan 💀 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 3d

Do you have a USB mouse? Then you can play Mario and Wario on Switch 1

Nate the Spookross Stan 💀 @propertyofyeti.bsky.social · 3d

We have a leader that just does what he wants in service of only himself, and tells constant lies to pretend it's all justified. Nobody should find this acceptable