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laney “puddles o’piss” mc(boo)👻

@puddlesopiss.bsky.social

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former weekend manager at the circuit city, looking for love in all the wrong places from kansas: the city, the state, the musical mdni 🔞 28 - she

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laney “puddles o’piss” mc(boo)👻 @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 22d

be fierce & fearless now and always

Laney cheesing in a pink tank top with a rainbow heart that reads, “be fierce & fabulous” adorned with the favorite silver necklace and standard silver nostril ring.

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laney “puddles o’piss” mc(boo)👻 @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 1h

What if I was a godzilla

laney “puddles o’piss” mc(boo)👻 @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 1h

Bittersprings massacre grade, vault 22 spore plant slime got me so fucked up, I woke up naked in the centaur pit behind black mountain.

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 2h

Rodrick from the Diary of a Wimpy Kid movie celebrating excitedly with text that reads "JERKING OFF AND DOING FUCK ALL"

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laney “puddles o’piss” mc(boo)👻 @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 2h

“Am I a Bad Person or Do I Just Need to Smoke More Weed About It?”

An autobiography by puddles o’piss

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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 4h

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laney “puddles o’piss” mc(boo)👻 @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 4h

Chat, the horny is back

laney “puddles o’piss” mc(boo)👻 @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 5h

Learning Docker through a desktop is like learning to drive with an automatic transmission. I hear it's how most people did it, but NOT ME, AND YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING HEAR ABOUT IT

laney “puddles o’piss” mc(boo)👻 @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 5h

Anyone born in 1997 is gay. I don’t make the rules. Tell me I’m wrong.

laney “puddles o’piss” mc(boo)👻 @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 5h

Sorry mom and dad, you chose to have a child in 1997, so your gay kid is on you. It’s all your fault that your child doesn’t speak to you

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21h

mariners fans are my favorite bunch of fans of any team in any sport. i watched the bottom half of the last seven innings standing up in my living room. thanks for letting me hitch a ride

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 1d

Milk Guys are about to go nuts

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Allie Is Tired @soapsmoker.trans.army · 1d

Nah TS like Elliot because all trans women are poets or something please sit on my face?

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Rachel @sofr.bsky.social · 1d

GOP going after the anodyne ‘No Kings’ boomer parade. My neighbor is a surgeon and gets really excited about this stuff. Labeling these people terrorists isn’t going to work.