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kristian

@purplekristian.bsky.social

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she/her • reality tv enjoyer: #survivor49 | #survivor50 | #survivorAU #bbsky | #bb27 #rhap • letterboxd: boxd.it/2nwZZ

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kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 17d

non rtv peeps it is time to mute #survivor49 🫶

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kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 3h

a classic

bb17 pic of the twins and steve, caption: #sigmundandfreud

kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 4h

i want to be part of that world!!! it's very up my alley i just don't know where to begin! i need to dedicate some time to figuring it all out lol

kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 5h

i'm going to be so annoying when i get into wrestling one day

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kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 5h

!!!!!!

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Alexandra Heller-Nicholas @horrornonna.com · 9h

HOW THE FUCK IS DIANE KEATON DEAD BUT THAT OLD BITCH WOODY ALLEN STILL ALIVE???

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kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 9h

idk i'm having coffee at 4pm rn so
👁️👄👁️

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kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 10h

💔💔💔💔💔💔

three women in white coats are dancing in a hallway .

Alt: better midler, diane keaton, and goldie hawn dancing in "first wives club"

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kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 10h

make this required reading for casuals #bb27

Taran Armstrong @taranarmstrong.bsky.social · 1d

I finished recording my book! It was such an incredible experience. It's the final piece of creative input for me on this three year journey, and it's so surreal to have officially narrated an audiobook!

Here's a quick clip I managed to bootleg with my phone! #BB27 #RHAP
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kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 1d

thinking about how beautiful rachel reilly's future #survivor winner arc will be #bb27

a woman in a leather jacket is sitting at a table in a dark room .

Alt: olivia wilde nodding gif

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 1d

this uterus is 🚫🙅CLOSED🙅🚫 for business

kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 1d

just realized i haven't had a period in almost three months. the meds shut down my ovaries and it's really over oh my god wow wow wow

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miles @tinyveto.bsky.social · 1d

im so glad ashley won im giggling we live in such a good timeline

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kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 1d

yeah i'm afraid to say it sometimes but that's kind of my man

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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 2d

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kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 2d

matthew macfadyen as charles guiteau oh wow wow wow

Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 2d

hell to the YEAH

Death by Lightning | Official Trailer | Netflix

YouTube video by Netflix

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Tookie @tookieclothespin.bsky.social · 2d

I wish flavor of love had live feeds

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kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 2d

cake boss help 😭😭😭 also the boulet brothers don't really kill the eliminated queens on dragula. FAKE!

kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 2d

forgot i clipped this because it made me remember how jag and matt would sit in the hoh room and say things like "hahhh they don't want the fucking smoke bro they don't want the smoke" about cirie and felicia 🥴 #bbsky #survivor

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kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 2d

did you know survivor is fake bc there's actually producers and microphones and camera equipment all over the beach!!! also it's funny to me when people equate games to things like ghost hunters 💀

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Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 3d

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

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kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 2d

me when i've been proclaiming no one will ever hear from him again when i am told he has come out of hiding to do all interviews, play again on 28, be cast on the traitors and the challenge, and start a podcast

amy whispering to an unhappy looking rachel

kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 2d

vince is not going to do any interviews unless maybe he can screen the questions, and also i don't think any are necessary because i feel like he did the same thing all season,
idk what there is to even ask that he would answer lmao. also bc i am a hater 🙃 #bb27

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Tookie @tookieclothespin.bsky.social · 2d

I think we should be meaner to men tbh

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