BOO!ky Robison 👻
@rebb003.bsky.social
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Writer, dog mom, karaoke assassin. Ask me about my dead parents: @deadparentswhatnow.com. Body in Kentucky, brain everywhere. she/her https://linktr.ee/rebb003
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Kind of a big day for me, folks. I never thought my first published book would be a how-to guide for parental death, but here we are. It’s well-researched, it’s funny, and it’s officially available for pre-order: www.deadparentswhatnow.com/book
My Parents Are Dead: What Now? A Panic-Free Guide to the Practicalities of Death — My Parents Are Dead: What Now?
Pre-order the My Parents Are Dead: What Now? book! Available January 6, 2026 from Quirk Books.
www.deadparentswhatnow.com
rebb003.bsky.social
In theory yes, but many times even books by big politicians don’t earn back their advances, so they end up having less than they started with.
rebb003.bsky.social
Weird confession time: I always get mad when politicians (regardless of affiliation) publish memoirs because they get enormous advances for predictable slop that people are, at most, going to pretend to read. Publishers could be using that cash to fund dozens of authors who are actually talented. 🤷‍♀️
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Book 48 of 2025: THIRST by Marina Yuszczuk. It’s a gothic vampire novel! It’s a grief horror novel! It’s a gothic vampire grief horror novel! All centered on one storied cemetery in Buenos Aires… 📚👀
The cover of Marina Yuszczuk’s novel THIRST, translated by Heather Cleary. The cover features the title and author’s name in bold pink text on a bright red background. The torso of a suggestive Greek statue lounges across the bottom of the cover, and the two wounds of a vampire bite bleed between the title and author’s name.
rebb003.bsky.social
I will stand by your side in battle. You are 100% correct.
rebb003.bsky.social
I’ve had this weird rash with no pain or itching for WEEKS, so I finally decided to get it looked at via telehealth. And apparently I have a mild case of shingles?!?!
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deadparentswhatnow.com
Add the grim reaper to your group chat. 📱 💀

#deathpositive #groupchat #friendship #grief
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Book 47 of 2025: NEFANDO by @monaojedaf.bsky.social. Loved her book Jawbone, so I was excited to dive into this one about a mysterious video game—which was very good and also absolutely fucked. Fair warning! If you can handle intense brutality in horror, you should read it. 📚👀
The cover of Mónica Ojeda’s novel NEFANDO, translated by Sarah Booker, featuring what appears to be an orange eye with a crocodile-scale iris and a lightning-shattered pupil beneath a series of empty boxes, clickable x’s scattered throughout.
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Thank you for helping to make it what it is! 💗
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Ok so here’s the thing I really enjoy writing my newsletter and I try to keep it more Cool Fun Info and less self-promo. It would mean a lot if you subscribed on this, the one-year anniversary! 🎉 💀
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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO THE COLUMBARIUM! I can't believe I've been writing this newsletter for a whole year, and that you've all been so kind as to subscribe. You're the best. Haven't signed up yet? Do it now! Longtime reader? Tell a friend! deadparentswhatnow.com/newsletter
#newsletter #deathpositive
In the middle of a black background, a skeleton wearing an orange and yellow party hat dances amidst a field of colorful confetti. A spiky speech bubble coming from its mouth says "Happy One Year Newsletter Anniversary!" Above and below this image, white and green text reads: Find your niche in The Columbarium. Have you signed up yet? deadparentswhatnow.com/newsletter
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Worked with Gaby on my book for not long enough! If you need a publicist, she’s great. 💗
gabyiori.bsky.social
...anyway! I am looking for work (and have been for months actually!!) and also soft-launching that I'm doing freelance marketing and publicity. if you have a book coming out that you think would benefit from a thoughtful publicist/marketer, I'd love to help you get it into the world!
rebb003.bsky.social
Have we all noticed that the price of bananas has gone up?!?! Only by ten cents or so, but if this keeps up, it could be devastating for my daily banana habit. 🍌
rebb003.bsky.social
If you like Earl Gray, you might want to give Twining’s Lady Gray a try. They made it for the Scandinavian market—it’s a little more citrus, a little less heavy. I enjoy it! And it’s easy to find at the grocery store. Also, Celestial Seasoning’s Bengal Spice is a winter favorite of mine.
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Hopefully the whole Bari Weiss thing and Ezra Klein thing starts waking people up to the fact that corporate media is mostly populated with mediocre people who have made millions and gained unbelievable influence because they threaten nothing and tell wealthy people exactly what they want to hear.
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while I nodded, cartwheel slapping / on the stage, some double-tapping / harsh vox not unlike rapping, yet not rapping, to be sure / ok that's enough of this
rebb003.bsky.social
Exactly. I grew up by a big outlet mall with a movie theater and it was basically the only thing we were able to do as teens in my very boring suburb. (To this day I am extremely anti-suburb due to my teenage longing for anything more interesting. 😂)
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YES!! I went to the theater the other day and a group of kids was trying to go in and they kicked them out. I don’t know what I would’ve done as a teen if I couldn’t go to the movies.
rebb003.bsky.social
Let me know next time! I can help you carry them in 💗
rebb003.bsky.social
That’s a good point. And I don’t blame you for wanting him to stay away! The ICE presence seems to be getting way worse there, and they clearly have no respect for the rule of law.
rebb003.bsky.social
This is horrifying on a million levels. But also—if any of these dudes started ordering me around, I wouldn’t believe that they were real law enforcement officers. They just look like random white supremacist creeps off the street. No identifying badge or uniform. How are people supposed to know?
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ICE just blatantly violated the law and arrested sitting Chicago Alderperson Jessie Fuentes while seeking to illegally arrest a patient in a hospital. Fuck these fascists.
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mskellymhayes.bsky.social
ICE is absolutely out of control in Chicago.
michaelroche.bsky.social
ICE just gassed a group a civilians near the Rico Fresh supermarket intersection on Armitage in Chicago - bystanders say this was in response for being heckled from the street.
rebb003.bsky.social
Early aughts pop punk at the Chase bank. Pretty bleak out here.
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