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Lucifer Morningstar

@releasetheducks.bsky.social

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King of Hell. Father's favorite. Sin of Pride. Duck Enthusiast. Originally FallenAppleKing on X Penned by Spud(30+) Mature Content ahead.

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Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · Feb 15

"Oh, come on now, you should be quite pleased with yourself to have the King's eye on you."

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Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 1h

He shrugs, before looking back into the distance.

"There are certain things coming that I should be serious about. Mostly bad, if I'm being completely honest."

His cane manifests in his hand, as he leans on it slightly.

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · 1h

"Honestly? I just needed an excuse to be an asshole, the fuck were you even on about?"

Adam being curious? Well, that's a change.

"I've never seen you staring off like that. Or serious for that matter... you know what scratch that I've seen you partly serious."

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 1h

He stops for a moment.

"Are we discussing /that/ or not?"

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · 2h

"Don't say sorry to me, I know you don't mean it. Don't be a coy dickhead, just say what you mean."

Salt-
Salt in every word.

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 2h

"No. I'm sorry. I'm quite rooted in reality right now."

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · 2h

"Can't even let me dream can you..?"

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 2h

"... Wouldn't actually kill me."

He's still thinking to himself.

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 2h

"... Wouldn't actually kill me."

He's still thinking to himself.

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · 2h

"Is it about not breathing anymore?"

Seems even spending several months now in hell hasn't mellowed the fallen angels' sense of resentment toward Lucifer.

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 2h

"I'm just thinking right now."

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 2h

"I'm just thinking right now."

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 2h

"Yes, King of Hell. Lucifer Morningstar. Charmed."

He gives a light chuckle.

"They could've all gotten together for that or... they share a fetish."

Vex @gossamervex.bsky.social · 3h

"No. I mean I have had 4 different bosses claim this as a holiday........"

She's just going to sit down for a minute and pull out a hip flask. It was full, it is now very much not.

"...Ain't you the king of it?"

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 3h

"... Then your boss has fooled you multiple times."

His hands go behind his back.

"Not surprised, this is hell."

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 3h

"... Then your boss has fooled you multiple times."

His hands go behind his back.

"Not surprised, this is hell."

Vex @gossamervex.bsky.social · 3h

"B-but ...this...this is like my 4th boss that's claimed this was a holiday!!!"

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 3h

"... Because some of you are really into certain kinks enough to name a day after them and call it a 'holiday'?"

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 3h

"... Because some of you are really into certain kinks enough to name a day after them and call it a 'holiday'?"

Vex @gossamervex.bsky.social · 3h

She is just staring at him trying to tell if he's screwing with her or not??

"Why would a human make that up????"

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 3h

He just stares blankly at her.

"... No, there's not, unless humans made it up. They make up a lot of Holidays for whatever reason. Or just lie about it."

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 3h

((Hmmmm.

I do like grumbly accounts that might or might not be full of mostly rage.))

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 3h

((ImpPutOnHold... but yes. I'm thinking about it.))

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 3h

((I have a Loona on X, I know you've met her.))

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 3h

He just stares blankly at her.

"... No, there's not, unless humans made it up. They make up a lot of Holidays for whatever reason. Or just lie about it."

Vex @gossamervex.bsky.social · 4h

She's squinting while drinking her coffee.

"Next ya will be telling me there actually isn't a national bathe your boss in marmalade while dressed like a wombat holiday."

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 4h

"... Hmm. I don't remember making that sort of day. I guess sinners took the initiative in that regard."

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 3h

((The urge to bring my Loona here is overwhelming.))

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Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 4h

"... Hmm. I don't remember making that sort of day. I guess sinners took the initiative in that regard."

Vex @gossamervex.bsky.social · 4h

"....Because Tuesday's are the weekly designated neck snapping day?? You know like...casual fridays?"

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 6h

"... Why would Tuesday matter?"

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 4h

Time for the SUPER APPLE.

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Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 6h

"... Why would Tuesday matter?"

Vex @gossamervex.bsky.social · 8h

"Or make them think you are a really crappy chiropractor....or that it's a Tuesday..."

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 2d

"I mean I could snap someone's neck, that would command respect."

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 10h

He stops for a moment and takes a sigh, opening a red portal.

"Fine. Come. I'll show you chaos."

He stretches his neck out.

"We're going to the Doomsday District. And I'll show you a thing or two."

ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 11h

(because I'm a gremlin who loves chaos and it's 𝑭𝒖𝒏𝒏𝒊)

WHY DO I...??
OKAY FIRST OF ALL?!? Rude.
Second of all??

...

That’s actually a really good question and I hate it here now, thanks

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 13h

"... Why does your brand need /me/ to flip my shit?"

His eyes glance at the Imp.

"... And why do you?"

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 13h

"... Why does your brand need /me/ to flip my shit?"

His eyes glance at the Imp.

"... And why do you?"

ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 14h

OKAY WOW, congrats on the ego inflation, YOUR MAJESTY
But some of us have to CARE about things like marketing and customer engagement!!

MUST BE NICE NOT HAVING TO!!

I NEED this. I NEED THIS FOR THE BRAND & FOR MY SANITY

You are a cruel king /ns

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 1d

"... I don't care about that kind of thing. I am The King and that's enough of a reputation."

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 15h

Soon.

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 15h

He's just floating there, cross-legged. He's also reading a newspaper.

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 1d

"... I don't care about that kind of thing. I am The King and that's enough of a reputation."

ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 1d

Ok OK, OK hold up!! first of all, I KNOW you're not Vox. You don't have a television for a face!

When I said ratings I meant like yelp REVIEWS

"⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Lucifer lost his shit and it was AMAZING"

I’M A SMALL BUSINESS OWNER, LUCIFER. I GOTTA THINK ABOUT THE CUSTOMER EXPERIENCE!! THINK OF THE PR!

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 1d

"... I'm not. Pride would not be able to handle it and I'm not that... Television overlord."

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 1d

He's drinking his flask.

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 1d

"Did you know? Rabbits can look straight into your soul. They may or may not be Eldritch beings."

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Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 1d

((S o o n.))

Tokoyami Fumikage @abyssbirdshadow.bsky.social · 2d

((Since it's only three weeks before Tokoyami's SL, should I make an account for... the shitty biological father I wonder?))

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 1d

"... I'm not. Pride would not be able to handle it and I'm not that... Television overlord."

ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 1d

Whaaaatt??? Pfft- that’s EXACTLY why you SHOULD go apeshit! think of the ratings!!!

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 1d

"Me going apeshit is a horrible idea with how much power I have."