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Madam Fluff 🤪

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✨Evolving✨but I’m still gonna talk my shit 🫶🏽 Chef/Baker ☑️ Neurospicy ☑️ Music Lover ☑️ Witchy ☑️ Goofball ☑️ Talented ☑️ Bad Gal ☑️

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · Apr 7

My name is Mari and I’m addicted to making cupcakes
#blackfoodsky

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 4h

I deserve tacos

Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 4h

I went to the grocery store the other day looking for lavender. They didn’t have lavender, but they did have the most expensive spice on the damn planet, SAFFRON

Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 4h

Nothing brings me more joy than being able to smoke a joint right next to the police and they can’t do shit about it. 15 years ago, that was not an option

Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 4h

I was really sad and all I needed was some sunlight and a joint 😂

Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 4h

Therapy finna be lit come Tuesday

Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 4h

Ohhh yeah, you KNOW what you’re doing 🤤

The BBQ Man @deejay.blacksky.app · 8h

Light spray. Then smoke for a while for color and flavor

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 4h

I was just sad as hell, stepped outside, lit a joint, and now I’m not. With that being said, get some sun, go touch some grass, hell, smoke some, but get out the house

Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 4h

Switched from Spotify to Apple Music after 13 years due to ICE recruitment ads. My boo has been telling me that Apple Music is better anyway and I think I might finally have to agree. My music doesn’t sound like a CD no more 😭🙏🏽 There’s a fucking karaoke mode damn it, I’ve been missing out on

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 1d

Celebrating my Mama’s birthday without her will always sting

Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 1d

Even after all this time, I still can’t believe my Mama gone 💔 She’s suppose to still be here

Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 1d

Damn, I just watched Mad Money the other day 🥲 RIP

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 1d

Diane Keaton, famed for roles in “Father of the Bride,” “First Wives Club” and more, has died at 79

Diane Keaton, Famed for Roles in 'Father of the Bride,' 'First Wives Club' and More, Dies at 79 (Exclusive)

Diane Keaton has died at age 79, PEOPLE can confirm exclusively. The actress was best known for roles in movies like 'Annie Hall,' 'The First Wives Club,' 'Something's Gotta Give' and 'The Godfather.'

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes I just want to vent to a mfa. I don’t always need/want a lecture. JUST LISTENNN

Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 1d

Working in entertainment is fun until you have to work with Disney 😒

Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 1d

I’m the bartender and these people are so annoying that they make me wanna take a bottle to the head

Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes you have to take a step back, look at your life as a whole, then start reevaluating things

Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 1d

I swear I be wanting to backhand the shit out of stupid mfas

Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 1d

Ain’t nothing more inconsiderate than a mfa smoking on the damn train

Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 2d

I need Miss Jilly from Philly to come on and drop this album damn it. How you say it’s coming, but didn’t drop a release date? 😭

Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 2d

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 2d

Daammmnnnnn 😬 Premo, he got me hooked right now

𝟸 𝙷𝚞𝚜𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝙵𝚒𝚗𝚎 @sleeksilhouette.blacksky.app · 2d

Premo Rice or Larry June?

HighEndTheori do not answer 😭

Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 2d

Scorpio Season is approaching

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 2d

I’m slowing down on smoking. I haven’t smoked a joint at all today yet. It’s a little progress, BUT progress nonetheless. You gotta start somewhere

Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 2d

I made a new drink and told my sister, “Aye, put your mouth on this real quick”

Her: “I wish a man was telling me that right now”

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 2d

Before I was allergic, the only answer was Louisiana

Maybe:…… @getthebagcoach.bsky.social · 2d

You have a piece of catfish…. What hot sauce you putting on there

Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 2d

Sadly, I can’t forget it cause apparently as a baby I looked just like that “NOT THE MAMA” dinosaur 😑

Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 2d

That sitcom with the family dinosaurs.

nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 3d

2. What is an obscure thing from your childhood that no one else seems to remember?