Today's the 959th anniversary of the Battle of Hastings, so obviously I'm reposting my scenes from the Bayeux Tapestry in Playmobil.

“Israeli” ceasefires only ever apply to the other party. They’ll continue to kill whomever they want, whenever they want until they are stopped. They see themselves as occupying an altogether different moral plane than their enemies, like any colonizer.

Gambit and Rogue always gave me Boomhauer and Luanne vibes, for better and for worse.

Tomino (Gundam Creator) REJECTS Shoji Kawamori (Macross Creator)
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Tomino (Gundam Creator) KISSING Yoko Taro (Nier & Drakengard Creator)

One of the most remarkable cases of Dramatic Irony in action:

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r/NoFap, the Bastion of the Anti-Porn Panic Online, cites Ted Bundy the Serial Killer telling someone his addiction to porn made him kill women as Decisive Proof porn addiction is real.

they don't make goons like this anymore

Remembering Roger Moore, born this day in 1927.

Yeah, Timmy only works as a character when you're at his age. But watching it with adult eyes, I just end up thinking "Why does this suburban kid with two parents and a couple of friends get fairies over some war orphan? Just because he has a bitch babysitter? So what?"

It's one of those Nick shows where I'm like "Why did I like this as a kid? This sucks."

FOP's a funny show for its fans to get mad at, because honestly, all the problems they have with the show (unlikable characters, status quo, Timmy never learns anything, everyone's dumb) were already there by season 1.

This Dominos is in an old Pizza Hut building 😭😭

Decades-long fixations on why the FOP writers didn't do more to build Trixie Tang's character, instead of just watching a TV show that's good.

Here's a pic that didn't age well

Tony Blair and Prince Andrew pose for a photo for the National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children under the campaign slogan: ‘ I promise to do all I can to help stop cruelty to children.’
#EpsteinFiles #FreePalestine

You want to know what's even dumber? They still think she has a chance in 2028. And their main evidence for their argument is a politician in 1972 who didn't even win.

hey man

i don’t think your muscles look like that

Beautiful duck heading in for a swim

The day AI model collapse happens will be fun.

Well it doesn't snow anymore and all the bugs are extinct but on the other hand people who think spreadsheets are alive get to pretend their replika girlfriend is going to write the Singularity Code if we just feed her a few trillion more gallons of the ocean

And I'm sure this sound simpleminded, but Stringer's also the only season arc villain who gets any solid karmic defeat. The Greek's never punished, Marlo's fate is left to your imagination, and Avon's prison time just means he gets to play games, eat fast food, and hang out with Wee-Bey all day.

I love Stringer Bell's character arc in The Wire because he thinks he's too smart for his fellow gangsters but then finds out he's too stupid for white-collar crime. So dumb that even a dope like Clay Davis can easily scam him. And Avon has to call him out on it.

Webcomic creators looking down on fanfic writers is both weird and hilarious because they're both cut from the same cloth, and it's even more absurd when said webcomic is clearly just a fanfic with the names changed.

This concentration of wealth has progressed with every US presidency. And then people ask

“How did we get here?”

Posting a picture of John Carpenter every day until I forget challenge #horrorsky

New posters for Oscar Isaac and Jacob Elordi in Guillermo del Toro’s ‘FRANKENSTEIN’

Read our review: bit.ly/FrankenDF