Rex Huppke
@rexhuppke.bsky.social
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(VERY SERIOUS) USA TODAY humor(ish) columnist. May or may not be notable. Hypocrisy enthusiast. WOKE MOB, CO-FOUNDER. ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE (2017 to present).
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sherylnyt.bsky.social
BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:
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4nikkolas.bsky.social
after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
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prchovanec.bsky.social
It's really sad how people struggling to free or defend their countries, like Zelensky and this woman, have to repeatedly debase themselves in front of this man because there is no longer any responsible leader of the Free World.
atrupar.com
Trump: "The person who actually got the Nobel Prize called today, called me, and said 'I'm accepting this in honor of you, because you really deserved it.' A really nice thing to do. I didn't say 'Then give it to me, though.'"
rexhuppke.bsky.social
This seems like an opportunity for Anonymous or some skilled hacking group to do something hilarious.
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
A new Noem video is being played at airports trashing Democrats.
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reichlinmelnick.bsky.social
Can you think of a single movie in which there is a video from the government denouncing its political opponents playing on a loop in public spaces in which that government was the good guy?
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
A new Noem video is being played at airports trashing Democrats.
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brendelbored.bsky.social
I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”
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meidastouch.com
This is absolutely disgusting
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
A new Noem video is being played at airports trashing Democrats.
rexhuppke.bsky.social
Donald Trump has made life in America so profoundly bizarre that GOP Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene is starting to make sense. She's not sane, nor is she an ally of any sort, but her bucking of Trumpian orthodoxy may be a sign of a grifter shift in the MAGA world.

www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
I can't believe it either, but Marjorie Taylor Greene is starting to make sense | Opinion
President Donald Trump has made life in America so profoundly bizarre GOP Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene is starting to make sense.
www.usatoday.com
rexhuppke.bsky.social
Ah, this explains that Qatari air base comment from Hegseth.
samfellman.bsky.social
Not really. This is a US air base that will host a facility where Qatari pilots are trained to fly F-15. The US also trains pilots from Singapore there www.spokesman.com/stories/2022...
rexhuppke.bsky.social
Wut?
atrupar.com
Hegseth: "I'm also proud that today we're signing a letter of acceptance to build a Qatari Emeri air force facility at the Mountain Home Airbase in Idaho."
rexhuppke.bsky.social
I’ve always loved Nobel Peace Prize Eve.
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govpritzker.illinois.gov
Donald Trump is not a king — and his administration is not above the law.

Today, the court confirmed what we all know: there is no credible evidence of a rebellion in the state of Illinois.

And no place for the National Guard in the streets of American cities like Chicago.
rexhuppke.bsky.social
Woo-hooooo!!!
jonseidel.bsky.social
Perry says the order will say defendants are "temporarily enjoined from ordering the federalization and deployment of the National Guard of the United States within Illinois."
rexhuppke.bsky.social
So much for my uprising. 🤷‍♂️
jonseidel.bsky.social
Perry: "I have seen no credible evidence that there is danger of rebellion in the state of Illinois."
rexhuppke.bsky.social
Please stop complaining about grocery and electricity prices and healthcare costs, peasants, the president is trying to brag about all the wars he thinks he stopped that he didn't stop!!
atrupar.com
Trump to the Finnish president on Russia-Ukraine: "That would be number eight for me. Number eight."
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schooley.bsky.social
I’m sure this is very comforting to American federal workers not getting paid right now.
davidgura.bsky.social
Secretary Scott Bessent says the U.S. has “directly purchased Argentine pesos,” and the Treasury Department has “finalized a $20 billion currency swap framework with Argentina’s central bank.”
rexhuppke.bsky.social
My Chicago dog is prepared to take on Trump's tyranny.
rexhuppke.bsky.social
Who among us has not wanted an award obtained via threats and shameless begging and pleading and self-aggrandizement? For there is nothing more satisfying than receiving the praise we have demanded.
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billcorbett.bsky.social
Psychopath Mad Libs!
justinbaragona.bsky.social
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
rexhuppke.bsky.social
These people are so laughably weak it's a wonder their bodies don't collapse into jiggling sacks of flesh and bone.
atrupar.com
Kristi Noem: "If we have to do it the hard way in Portland and Chicago, we will."