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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches
@riothobbit.bsky.social
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chef, meat cutter, blueskys #1 DAD, anti-hunger, leftist hobbit and ttrpg dork. he/him/they alt txt pfp: a bat-signal hot dog spotlight shines over gotham alt txt banner: a close up of the hand-stitched '#1 DAD' patch on my vest
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · Aug 27
'this actually doesn't suck' leads directly to the conclusion that there needs to be a massive, civilian CCC-style public works program
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · Aug 26
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 thru the heart of a vampire @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 52m
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
A ninja turtle tearing into a slice of pizza reminiscent of Saturn Devouring His Son by Goya
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Evelyn X @evelynecks.bsky.social · 40m
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
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Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
Dr. Frank-N-Furter during "Sweet Transvestite"
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 47m
oh yeah our brains are fucking shot
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 48m
we call that 'cruising altitude' in the dad industry
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 50m
hail satan i'm in
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 58m
A+. Bravo. Deep cut, nails the theme, nails the pairing. Well done.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 59m
oh those kids all get eaten for sure
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 1h
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
paul reubens, comedy giant, as pee wee herman who is in-movie disguised as a fugitives smoking hot wife, asking a question.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 1h
like, for a reason. if it got one of my kids a spot on the coven or something. i got nothing against goats.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 1h
i would settle for being killed by a goat tbh
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 1h
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 2d
robert eggers makes comfort films. i will not be elaborating at this time.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 1h
robert eggers movies have a theme: eat shit, god, i'll do what i want.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 1h
am i back-to-backing The VVitch with The Lighthouse?

*drinks kerosene*

maybBBBEEELLCCHHHHee.

*murders a seagull and runs away to live in the woods*
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 1h
The VVitch has a happy ending change my mind
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 1h
a young girls coming of age adventure with her magical talking goat pal is a disney movie
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 1h
The VVitch has a happy ending change my mind
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 1h
he brought this upon himself and i'm hoping folks go digging for the deep magic
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 1h
ooh, that's good. i was thinking just a little canape.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 1h
oh, i doubt i'd present it that way unless i did like, a flight: traditional melon+prosciutto, salami and gummi bears, fois gras and starbust
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 2h
a young boy wearing a yellow shirt is smiling and saying bro .
Alt: an unamused young boy wearing a yellow shirt saying bro .
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 2h
live mASS
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 2h
you ain't the one with your whole ass out in the wind inviting Discourse
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 2h
as hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches, so are gummy bears and salami a form of melon and prosciutto
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 3h
My 2yo just informed me that her favorite food is gummy bears wrapped in salami. Then she held eye contact while wrapping a gummy bear in salami and eating it.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 3h
Be the fleshy, life giving heart you want to see in the world.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 3h
Folks are wondering why Jared Leto keeps getting roles and it’s because he has a sex cult island. movieweb.com/jared-leto-c...
Jared Leto is Doing Some Serious Method Acting Research as a Cult Leader
Should "cult" sound too extreme or libelous, relax. Those are his words, not ours.
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