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ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ

@willpauer.com

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retro gaming collector, wrestling fan, goth dad. willpauer dot com. queer as in Bowie. PDX. drug of choice: oxytocin. all i want is several billion dollars and an infinite supply of black tiger coffee

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ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · Dec 6

I am not an "elder millennial"

I am Generation Y

I will fucking die on this hill

ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 3h

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

Dr. Frank-N-Furter during "Sweet Transvestite"

ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 7h

Justice done. His soul will burn in hell for all eternity right next to Charlie Kirk.

Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins dies in prison attack as two men arrested

Watkins, 48, was serving a 29-year sentence imposed in 2013 after admitting 13 child sex offences.

ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 1d

alright but my hands are gonna be on your hips the whole time *and* I'm putting my thumbs through your belt loops

ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 1d

is pan included too, or are we in a different bucket entirely

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 1d

I can’t believe an inflatable frog is my hometown’s symbol of resistance, and yet of course since I am from here I absolutely can

this is old school homegrown “rioting over the airport changing its carpet” Portland freak shit. it transcends the Portlandia mythos. writers would not think of this

The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 2d

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 1d

i'm almost positive that nobody involved in Portlandia spent more than 72 hrs combined in Portland or went outside a three-block radius. definitely never went north of Burnside

ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 1d

speaking from experience: they're all DL but hella eager. majority bottoms, too

ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 2d

a wise man once said "when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro".

also, i fucking love my hometown

ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 2d

it's not that I'm ignoring you, I just have very little to say online these days

ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 2d

😐

ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 2d

terrorizing the goth club with Lynchian positivity

ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 2d

another day where I can't team up with @fairygodmegan.bsky.social to produce the most unhinged online/offline tag team the world has ever seen

ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 2d

>Aries

ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 2d

ah yes, the fuckaas bitch skeet

ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 3d

May as well since everything is coming down and we're all revealing ourselves:

I'm the Director of IT for Antifa.

Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 3d

Since we’re clearing the air, I might as well put out something I’ve been concealing for a very long time.

I’m the Vice President of Antifa (Western Continental Division)

Popehat Agitates And Irritates @kenwhite.bsky.social · 3d

OK. It's going to be coming out soon because of the relentless investigations of Pam Bondi and Kash Patel, so I might as well admit it before the news breaks:

I am the General Counsel of Antifa.

ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 3d

I don't know exactly why asking for help when I was out of a job for a while would lead someone to tell me to commit suicide, but after being out of work for eight months and being in serious debt, I could use the help - but I'll be damned to hell if I'm gonna ask

ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 3d

which is almost comedic considering how so many people in communities like bsky claim to be very much supportive and encouraging of mutual aid but there's always gonna be people who feel the need to shit on people who need it

ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 3d

there's been a few times in the past few months that I could really have used some mutual aid stuff

but the last time I asked for help, I got zero donations and ten harassing messages, with directives such as "kill yourself" and "stop stealing from people who need it"

ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 3d

what the fuck am I reading

ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 4d

am a dude, do not rock.

(it took me 24 hrs to come up with this response)

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 4d

A painting by John William Waterhouse titled Diogenes (c. 1882). The scene shows the ancient Greek philosopher Diogenes, a bearded man in simple robes, seated inside a large ceramic jar or barrel. He is being weird and brooding inside his ceramic jar, as three women on a stone staircase stand just above him. The three women, dressed in classical attire, are looking down at him at him with carefree expressions. One holds a parasol and is conversing directly with the other woman standing directly to the right of her, the woman on the is holding a fan and looks as though she is laughing, and the third woman is leaning over the stone stairwell as though she is in the midst of striking up a conversation with Diogenes. The background features a classical temple and cypress trees on a sunny day.

I have made the image into a meme, that goes as follows:

*Woman leaning over to speak with Diogenes is labeled as "me."

Additionally, I added a speech bubble directly parralel to the woman which reads, "hey, you look really stupid in there"

ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 4d

outside the goth club having a smoke (vape lol) and leaning against the wall and a group of people coming in tried to show me their IDs

ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 4d

thank you for forcing me to remember the original fucking cursed skeet

ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 4d

my parents let me watch Twin Peaks when it was originally broadcast and I think that explains a lot of things

ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 5d

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