River_Tam
@rivertam.bsky.social
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Managing Director of Single Family Housing Inventory at BlackRock #DarkBlueSky
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vikrambath.bsky.social
Call Pete Hegseth! People are failing the fitness tests!
Fitness Test On your EOD Date

Please be advised they are doing the fitness in the offices ON YOUR EOD.

They will NOT let you complete onboarding if you fail the fitness test. 

I say this because I am in the office and they said it started yesterday.  70-80% fail rate at FLETC
rivertam.bsky.social
I am blocking you for being one of Those People.
rivertam.bsky.social
Yeah the Lyme is Douthat, not Dreher.
rivertam.bsky.social
Noooo they be three true outcoming my national past time
rivertam.bsky.social
Ok but Bluey does ascend to heaven in Flatpack
brendelbored.bsky.social
What you see here in the children’s father, Bandit, is the culmination of sin. A father whose very name evokes crime, the criminal of criminals. Bluey, the color of sorrow. Bingo, lust for games of chance. Mother Chilli, who works part time at an airport in which planes “soar into the heavens”, thi-
sharonk.bsky.social
thiel, man, what the fuck are you talking about
rivertam.bsky.social
He has confidence, he just does!
rivertam.bsky.social
it's because he didn't take an ethics class, which is where you learn right from wrong
rivertam.bsky.social
A philosophy degree teaches you how to think
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alexvont.bsky.social
This is it. I didn’t find it at all difficult to leave Twitter in the end: it stopped being fun and became boring and depressing. Whenever I opened it I’d see things that were obnoxious or upsetting. It was a relief not to do that.
explaintrade.com
This is an exact encapsulation of why I moved to Bluesky.

No amount of handwringing in the Atlantic about how I owe some eternal Promethean suffering to the discourse is going to make me stay on a site I hate, that stopped doing anything for me professionally years ago.
Well – no. Bluesky may or may not be, as one centre-right friend who felt unwelcome put it, “self-righteous island”. But the idea that’s why we went is nonsense. That I’ve largely stopped posting on a site that’s done more to shape my career and social circle than the rest of the internet combined is less about avoiding rival opinions (I love arguing with people who are wrong!) than with the fact the site simply became unusable. It stopped generating the things (good jokes, interesting debate, clicks) I wanted; it became extremely good at generating the things (racists, pornbots, racist pornbots) I did not.
rivertam.bsky.social
I feel like soccer has an extra twist (this idea blew my mind when I read Inverting The Pyramid)
rivertam.bsky.social
Baseball content on FB is the funniest comments section on the internet bc you get boomers and rednecks going on like "Paul Skenes can't win the Cy Young, he went 10-10" and "how can you give MVP to a DH" arguing with guys who distinguish between fWAR and bWAR.
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smorc.bsky.social
incredible marker of being a piece of shit to try to join CBP in 2021, fail the background check somehow, then apply for ICE now

being in a position to brutalize immigrants is this mans calling apparently
rivertam.bsky.social
My house is Velveeta anyways, bc that's my childhood Mac & Cheese. My husband was a Kraft guy but I bullied him.
rivertam.bsky.social
You know, the company that was founded using the proceeds from a sale of Smartfood to Frito Lay, was owned by a PE firm from 2002 until its IPO in 2012 and has been a subsidiary of General Mills since 2014. That Annie's.
rivertam.bsky.social
Just saw a reddit thread that blamed a change in the Annie's Mac & Cheese recipe leading to a 4yo no longer liking it on "Late Stage Capitalism".
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
About a month ago, the Trump administration got rid of the de minimis exemption, whereby packages valued under $800 could slide in without import duties. Now there's a backlog as the government can't process all of this paperwork, leading to UPS just destroying packages
Business Insider headline reads: UPS is telling customers that their packages coming to the US are marked for destruction.
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rivertam.bsky.social
So we all agree the physician is trying to message something here, right?
rivertam.bsky.social
"Comprehensive laboratory studies performed in conjunction with the visit were exceptional"

guys...
newsguy.bsky.social
"President Donald J. Trump remains in exceptional health, exhibiting strong
cardiovascular, pulmonary, neurological, and physical performance." - Physician to the President
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jennifernuzzo.bsky.social
Some of these people have now been fired and rehired TWICE since January. The current state of dysfunction is mind boggling.
sherylnyt.bsky.social
OOOPS! UPDATE: Two HHS officials tell me that disease detectives, measles response officers, global health officials and the MMWR staff were laid off by mistake and will be reinstated. But Washington office is still RIFed
sherylnyt.bsky.social
BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice: