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nurse, patient, goober i eat window cheese & popsicles while trying to learn tech stuff something probably made me cry today because animals exist pfp: @moxiest.art

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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 19d

Basically, this is the experience you are subscribing to when you follow me:

VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 20d

"chili's baby bath ribs"

I thought it now you have to read it

Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 1h

Good news: I slept all night & I’m pain free (as long as I’m still)

Bad news: my arm doesn’t really work lol

Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 9h

I just did something weird to my shoulder that, by morning, will either be totally fine or will require surgery. Who’s to know?

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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 9h

I’ll take them. Thank you

Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 9h

Thank you!

Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 9h

You taunt me!!!

(Back in the day, I’d load up for stuff like this, but now I take a daily RX NSAID so I can’t take it anymore 😭)

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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 9h

🫡

Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 9h

yeah, I like threesomes*

*getting in bed with an icepack on my shoulder and heating pad on my hip

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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 9h

Ok, but there should be a left and a right

Adopt a Pet @adoptapet.bsky.social · 9h

Get ready to fall in love with every wag of, Sketchers, located in Gladstone, MO.

Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/dog/sketchers-77911760/mo/gladstone/city-of-gladstone-animal-control-mo154/

Sketchers is a Pit Bull Terrier mix dog, available for adoption in Gladstone, MO.

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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 9h

It’s totally a thing

Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 9h

yeah, I like threesomes*

*getting in bed with an icepack on my shoulder and heating pad on my hip

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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 9h

but that’s my self diagnosis

pretty sure i’ve created my own shrapnel in there

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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 9h

Asking chat gpt how to tell if I have a loose body in my shoulder

(I’m not)

Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 9h

I just did something weird to my shoulder that, by morning, will either be totally fine or will require surgery. Who’s to know?

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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 9h

I don’t like this

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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 9h

I hope this doesn’t interfere with my soup-making plans for tomorrow

Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 9h

[posting this so I have documentation of the time of injury if that becomes relevant]

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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 9h

I just did something weird to my shoulder that, by morning, will either be totally fine or will require surgery. Who’s to know?

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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 10h

MODS!!! MODS!!!!!!!!!

Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 10h

picking a fight with me 😤

Basically jambalaya
Basically gumbo
Basically étouffée

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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 14h

The enemy tried to test that man but you were there as an angel to deliver him, praise the seraphs of Food City. ❤️

youtube.com/shorts/Ka5n7...

And somewhere, there’s another woman saying the enemy took her pineapple 🙏💒

YouTube video by Andi Marie Tillman

youtube.com

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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 14h

This is hilarious 😆

He was *so* exasperated and I was literally about to cry, so it was the distraction I needed. I think we trauma bonded. LOL

Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 14h

And the answer to his question is

YES, THIS IS A NIGHTMARE

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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 14h

me: sir? It’s not this brand, but they have some on the other end of the aisle on the opposite side

man: WHERE? CAN YOU SHOW THEM TO ME?

[i completely abandon my cart and lead him to the lima beans in a specialty food section, for some reason]

man: Thank you! You have saved my whole weekend.

🥲

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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 14h

i’m two seconds away from crying in front of the frozen vegetables because i can’t find what I’m looking for when suddenly…

an elderly man:
WHERE ARE THE LIMA BEANS???

DO YOU SEE LIMA BEANS???

AM I LIVING IN A NIGHTMARE???

Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 17h

going get overstimulated at the grocery store brb

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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 17h

going get overstimulated at the grocery store brb

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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 1d

Leaving the play doh on the table? That’s just nonsense. Take both

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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 1d

the old ‘covid booster for me, but none for thee’ routine

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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 1d

Hello!