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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 19d

If you're following me welcome to being part of a loose collection of likely ND folks who made a bad decision once because I posted a cute dog

VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 8h

Tell them "YOUR BOOBS BROKE MY PASSION, GRAPHIC DESIGN" and explain no further. I find the blatant confusion of others always makes me feel better

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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 19h

Like we go find someone and beat them up together or I have to fight you?

VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 1d

"I can't believe they put this dumbass in charge" the employees say in unison like a hive mind.

I mean seriously most workers are already convinced the people high up in the company have no idea what they're doing you don't need to give them more evidence

VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 1d

This feels like the opposite of "thanks, I hate it".

"Fuck you, this is awesome"

VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 1d

Genitals = !Genitals;

VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 1d

Lunch break with the co worker who lets me touch her chest

A tri color Australian Shepherd dog laying belly up on a couch right against her owner who is giving her chest scratches while she stretches out

VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 1d

Autismed for her pleasure

VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 1d

The guy so cool I was annoyed by the NIN "cover" of one of his songs until someone set me straight

VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 1d

Oh good another item to add to the list of reasons why I think this technology is going to break us

VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 1d

I'm in the DEI mines getting the materials for my Woke factory.

(Seriously so far it seems like if you loved stardew valley and/or factorio you should give it a go - I've got a co pilot to help me with the first half of that)

No More Robots @nomorerobots.io · 2d

Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:

VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 1d

Karen you shouldn't try to make people take classes too advanced for them

VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 1d

Hahaha oh my God is this what it's cumulated in? A message trying to guilt me for not caring about the anniversary of a wedding I wasn't even aware of until two weeks after it took place?

Nah lady.

VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 1d

To be fair are they ever going to top the guy who used a lightning bolt spray, thought it was cool and then we got to watch live as his brain processed the results of "I bet TWO lightning bolts would be even cooler"?

VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 1d

Taking more Tylenol to become a better programmer

VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 1d

I still like my former job that not only never changed it, but a small JavaScript script could just... Make all of it play in like two seconds and give you full credit. Way to go team.

VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 1d

Finally someone defending people like me and Johnny Cash , who are equally cool

VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 1d

Well string cheese is eaten by the pack and fish sticks not at all so I'm going with the cheese

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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 1d

There are no seams, no layers, no gaps, just the all covering comfort

VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 1d

So my wife got us matching Halloween costumes to wear while we watch horror movies on our couch (yes we're a sickeningly adorable couple be jealous) and they're onesies and it unlocked core memories of how much I liked wearing those as a child

More adult man sized onesies that aren't cheap costumes

Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 1d

Breaking these bad boys out this morning

Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · Nov 13

Footie sweatpants >>>

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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 1d

I don't know how it escaped your notice I give off big autism energy.

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 1d

“I’m the reason we don’t have a ‘days without incident’ counter. They had it shredded, removed and thrown into the fires of Mordor.”

Compensate us for workplace injuries that were definitely our fault by reading the full article on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/139919...

Workplace risk assessment fails to account for dyspraxic woman

Woman in office tripping over comically

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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 1d

I swear if one more co worker acts like they're "the rich" and they should act in solidarity with them to protect themselves I'm going to snap.

Champ we're very comfortable, there's no denying that, but you get sick enough you're still selling your home.

VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 1d

Hot dog costume guy is just looking for whoever did this

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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 1d

Its always amazing how much they undersell how bad that study was. Buddy pre screened parents to agree with him and they still didn't even all do so when asked