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VivicorpCEO
@vivicorpceo.bsky.social
· Sep 22
If you're following me welcome to being part of a loose collection of likely ND folks who made a bad decision once because I posted a cute dog
$30 for a year of actually getting packages delivered to my rural location is a steal
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
$30 for a year of actually getting packages delivered to my rural location is a steal
My brain is rebelling at the idea of replacing a car I've owned since brand new given it's only twelve years old and only has 105k miles because it's not yet questionable if it'll pass it's next inspection
December 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
My brain is rebelling at the idea of replacing a car I've owned since brand new given it's only twelve years old and only has 105k miles because it's not yet questionable if it'll pass it's next inspection
Hey so someone watched gattaca and did not understand gattaca and now they have the kind of money to try to start doing gattaca huh?
December 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Hey so someone watched gattaca and did not understand gattaca and now they have the kind of money to try to start doing gattaca huh?
Anyways consider getting a shingles vaccine
Oh my God I hope that didn't get The Literally Unscratchable Scratchiest Itch In The World ™️ after like I did in the resulting numb spot
December 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Anyways consider getting a shingles vaccine
I feel like there's a chunk of our population that doesn't understand "means of production" includes them despite not directly being involved in creating a physical thing.
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I feel like there's a chunk of our population that doesn't understand "means of production" includes them despite not directly being involved in creating a physical thing.
There's a special joy in having information so hyper specific explained simply enough to grasp even though it objectively also sounds like a deliberately gibberish parody of itself
December 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
There's a special joy in having information so hyper specific explained simply enough to grasp even though it objectively also sounds like a deliberately gibberish parody of itself
I gotta ask because like there's products I would never buy but I get them
This though, like remove all ethical and privacy concerns for a moment, who would want this anyways?
This though, like remove all ethical and privacy concerns for a moment, who would want this anyways?
NEW: Your "end-to-end encrypted" poop pictures taken by this $599 (+ subscription) smart toilet camera are actually not end-to-end encrypted.
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techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
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techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted | TechCrunch
Kohler, the makers of a smart toilet camera, can access customers' data stored on its servers, and can use customers’ bowl pictures to train AI.
techcrunch.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I gotta ask because like there's products I would never buy but I get them
This though, like remove all ethical and privacy concerns for a moment, who would want this anyways?
This though, like remove all ethical and privacy concerns for a moment, who would want this anyways?
Sometimes I think about the old "if you go into a higher tax bracket you may actually make less money!" Myth vs the silence of "if you give me a raise I literally will lose health care"reality
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Sometimes I think about the old "if you go into a higher tax bracket you may actually make less money!" Myth vs the silence of "if you give me a raise I literally will lose health care"reality
Real talk with that disability discourse kicking off?
I constantly wear some kind of eat protection, headphones, etc in public now and no one bats an eye because that's just a thing people do these days.
No one cares if I need it or not, if I've got a doctor's note, etc. That's where we should be
I constantly wear some kind of eat protection, headphones, etc in public now and no one bats an eye because that's just a thing people do these days.
No one cares if I need it or not, if I've got a doctor's note, etc. That's where we should be
December 3, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Real talk with that disability discourse kicking off?
I constantly wear some kind of eat protection, headphones, etc in public now and no one bats an eye because that's just a thing people do these days.
No one cares if I need it or not, if I've got a doctor's note, etc. That's where we should be
I constantly wear some kind of eat protection, headphones, etc in public now and no one bats an eye because that's just a thing people do these days.
No one cares if I need it or not, if I've got a doctor's note, etc. That's where we should be
Insert a movie into another movie:
Me, myself, planes, trains, and automobiles, and irine
Me, myself, planes, trains, and automobiles, and irine
Insert a movie into another movie:
Total Sound of Music Recall
Total Sound of Music Recall
Insert a movie into another movie:
Die Home Alone Hard
Die Home Alone Hard
December 3, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Insert a movie into another movie:
Me, myself, planes, trains, and automobiles, and irine
Me, myself, planes, trains, and automobiles, and irine
I just know, deep in my soul, if I dig through this houses pictures I would find a staircase to hate
The person who built this house/had it built had to have been a pyrophiliac because there is no reason to have six fireplaces in a place where the average high temps are in the 50s and average low temps are in the 30s in winter
December 3, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I just know, deep in my soul, if I dig through this houses pictures I would find a staircase to hate
Reported for slandering raccoons
He'll slip from his chair. Others in the room will rush to his aid. But it is too late.
The stunned silence is broken by a rising, maniacal laugh. They all turn as JD Vances rips of his mask revealing…
three stacked raccoons.
The stunned silence is broken by a rising, maniacal laugh. They all turn as JD Vances rips of his mask revealing…
three stacked raccoons.
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Reported for slandering raccoons
I will be settling for "that kinda weird quiet guy who was at least nice enough that I once worked with and never heard from again"
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I will be settling for "that kinda weird quiet guy who was at least nice enough that I once worked with and never heard from again"
... Huh discovered a grudge I didn't know I was holding
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
... Huh discovered a grudge I didn't know I was holding
Randomly thought about the time some dude argued with me, in a thread about ignoring others lived experiences, that I, as a child, could have simply walked a few hours to the nearest library to check out books they probably didn't have before the Internet to learn about them
December 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Randomly thought about the time some dude argued with me, in a thread about ignoring others lived experiences, that I, as a child, could have simply walked a few hours to the nearest library to check out books they probably didn't have before the Internet to learn about them
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I actually enjoy programming.... But I'd probably do a lot more open source and maybe swap to doing it for non profits
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I actually enjoy programming.... But I'd probably do a lot more open source and maybe swap to doing it for non profits
There is no hope, this email WILL find you, and it does not care if you are well. I'm sorry I could not save you
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
There is no hope, this email WILL find you, and it does not care if you are well. I'm sorry I could not save you
Well it used to be "can you fix my computer" but now it's anytime AI related
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Well it used to be "can you fix my computer" but now it's anytime AI related
"i dunno all of the other tests said I probably was but better check"
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"What does 167 mean?"
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"What does 167 mean?"
If you are wondering if you are Autistic and want to take a “test” that will help you self assess, I recommend the RAADS-R …
so does the University of Washington Autism Center
so does the University of Washington Autism Center
Ppl who read about a Autistic trait often don’t have *context* & ask:
“that sounds like something everyone does, doesn’t that mean everyone’s Autistic?”
1st, having a *single* Autistic trait doesn’t mean a person is Autistic.
2nd, we recommend you take the RAADS-R test if want larger context.
“that sounds like something everyone does, doesn’t that mean everyone’s Autistic?”
1st, having a *single* Autistic trait doesn’t mean a person is Autistic.
2nd, we recommend you take the RAADS-R test if want larger context.
December 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
"i dunno all of the other tests said I probably was but better check"
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"What does 167 mean?"
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"What does 167 mean?"
Took my brain a moment to realize this wasn't a threat
December 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Took my brain a moment to realize this wasn't a threat
Getting a job at YouTube long enough to mess with this guy, specifically, until they fire me
Once again questioning my entire life because YouTube showed me a channel called AlphaMaleDominance which featured a guy telling a girl to stop crying and talk like an adult.
December 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Getting a job at YouTube long enough to mess with this guy, specifically, until they fire me
I gotta say centrist dems trying to adopt a slogan I would have assumed was coming from Republicans if I'd heard it in isolation sounds about right
December 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I gotta say centrist dems trying to adopt a slogan I would have assumed was coming from Republicans if I'd heard it in isolation sounds about right
Named my fists TCP and IP because these hands gonna shake you
I names my fists 0 & 1 cause they’re gonna knock you to bits.
I named my fists Knit and Purl because you're gonna need stitches.
December 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Named my fists TCP and IP because these hands gonna shake you