robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮
@robbbert.bsky.social
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the wicked witch of the (PN)W. avid pickler. lover of vodka. naked 99% of the time. simultaneously the maiden, mother, and crone. 📍Seattle, WA (any pronoun)
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jonjamin.bsky.social
I hate to be such a bitch about AI accounts but please don’t follow me.

Stop saying look at “MY” “artwork” that “I” “created”.

You ran a prompt and a machine spat out an image. You aren’t an artist.
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The alien on my ass IMMEDIATELY getting ruined by my bag 😫
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I paused TWICE, and both times were "the killer." 😂
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royintx.bsky.social
As for queer people who still support the anti gay/trans shit? Fuck off as well. This means you queer people who still eat at Chick Fil A or support Harry Potter or any other anti trans artist because of your whatever the fuck you wanna use as an excuse for why you do that bullshit
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Sometimes I miss when tiktoks were 15sec long. Things were so much more concise.
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Whatever privileges you have are currently being revoked.
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robbbert.bsky.social
I love shaving! Plus it's fun to see the before/after.
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I'm glad we don't have that weather just yet in Snohomish county, but I know my days are numbered.
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Keep an eye out for me darting behind trees.
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Let me get caught up on my emails/tasks and we'll regroup.
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If I had a cottage in the woods, y'all would either 1) never hear from me again, or 2) get sick of me gloating. 😂
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utterlyoscar.bsky.social
#mcm? Time to work it out and dance it off - From 2022

#sfwart #gayart
robbbert.bsky.social
I saw a comment on tiktok that said "sympathy is a knife vs boiled chicken" and I can't stop laughing at it 😂
robbbert.bsky.social
Happy Monday! Contemplating leaving work and running off back to the forest, but it's 45°F right now. I think I'll stay inside my heated building and enjoy the clime-controlled environment. Have a good week, everyone. ❤️
A photo of me standing naked (except for sandals) in the forest, with one hand on my chin. The background has trees and my body is blocking the sun in the blue sky.
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I shaved, but I don't think I was able to shave down to the bone like you do. What razor or method do you use?!
Selfie of me smiling with a clean shaven face
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I also love these taffy at Halloween time and everyone thinks I'm crazy?
A line of taffy candy wrapped in orange wrappers and black wrappers.
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I would ask for the shop address but I'm only ever in Portland for Rooster, and then I'm too tired for anything else after the beach day.

Already 2:30am, so I'll shave sometime tomorrow afternoon! Let me catch up.
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Surprised you didn't get fully naked to stay on-brand! Lovely pic either way and glad you two got to meet.
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Have a calm Sunday, and a good week ahead of you!