robb 🧙🏼♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮
@robbbert.bsky.social
the wicked witch of the (PN)W. avid pickler. lover of vodka. naked 99% of the time. simultaneously the maiden, mother, and crone.
📍Seattle, WA
(any pronoun)
📍Seattle, WA
(any pronoun)
Before covid, green onions were 25¢ a bundle. They're now $1.49 a bundle. And the quality of fresh produce has severely tanked within the last year.
Swear to god, I'm this close 🤏 to doing something to somebody.
Just venting.
Swear to god, I'm this close 🤏 to doing something to somebody.
Just venting.
January 16, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Before covid, green onions were 25¢ a bundle. They're now $1.49 a bundle. And the quality of fresh produce has severely tanked within the last year.
Swear to god, I'm this close 🤏 to doing something to somebody.
Just venting.
Swear to god, I'm this close 🤏 to doing something to somebody.
Just venting.
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I suddenly need to piss. I wonder if there's a place I can do it.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Scott Adams, Dilbert creator and conservative commentator, dies aged 68
Cartoonist – who was dropped from US papers in 2023 after calling Black people a ‘hate group’ – had prostate cancer
www.theguardian.com
January 14, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I suddenly need to piss. I wonder if there's a place I can do it.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
These overhead lights at my office are really not helping me to not look like The Joker...
January 12, 2026 at 8:58 PM
These overhead lights at my office are really not helping me to not look like The Joker...
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You are still constitutionally protected to tell ICE to go to fucking hell, it is a God given right in this country, and it will be till I’m dead in the ground.
January 10, 2026 at 10:48 PM
You are still constitutionally protected to tell ICE to go to fucking hell, it is a God given right in this country, and it will be till I’m dead in the ground.
Ruining my sleep schedule results in making instant ramen at 4:30am.
January 9, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Ruining my sleep schedule results in making instant ramen at 4:30am.
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if Michael Rapaport has a thousand haters, I am one of them. If he has one hater, it’s me. If he has zero haters, I have died. Fuck that zionist sweaty pile of mayonnaise.
January 9, 2026 at 4:13 AM
if Michael Rapaport has a thousand haters, I am one of them. If he has one hater, it’s me. If he has zero haters, I have died. Fuck that zionist sweaty pile of mayonnaise.
Can't find my favorite bracelet so I'm about to become Public Enemy #1.
January 8, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Can't find my favorite bracelet so I'm about to become Public Enemy #1.
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All my South African followers, please come support a good cause with a naturist pub event.
January 8, 2026 at 11:22 AM
All my South African followers, please come support a good cause with a naturist pub event.
#throwbackthursday to me making my husband hold my clothes/shoes and record me doing a naked walk through the forest. He honestly puts up with so much from me. My man, my man, my man...
This was gonna be 2 videos (coming & going) but I'm obviously lazy.
This was gonna be 2 videos (coming & going) but I'm obviously lazy.
January 8, 2026 at 3:30 PM
#throwbackthursday to me making my husband hold my clothes/shoes and record me doing a naked walk through the forest. He honestly puts up with so much from me. My man, my man, my man...
This was gonna be 2 videos (coming & going) but I'm obviously lazy.
This was gonna be 2 videos (coming & going) but I'm obviously lazy.
Someone was knocking at the door and I was curious to see who it was. Imagine the horror when I realized we were on the second floor! 😱
Just kidding. I was walking out to the patio. There was no psycho killer outside. Maybe because the call was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE?!?!?!
Just kidding. I was walking out to the patio. There was no psycho killer outside. Maybe because the call was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE?!?!?!
January 7, 2026 at 8:24 AM
Someone was knocking at the door and I was curious to see who it was. Imagine the horror when I realized we were on the second floor! 😱
Just kidding. I was walking out to the patio. There was no psycho killer outside. Maybe because the call was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE?!?!?!
Just kidding. I was walking out to the patio. There was no psycho killer outside. Maybe because the call was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE?!?!?!
January 6, 2026 at 11:08 AM
First kimchi of the year! Texted an old coworker a photo of it, so now he's hired me to also make him a batch this week. I could eat this entire bowl right now and the only regret would be that I didn't make more. Maybe 4lbs?
January 5, 2026 at 7:59 AM
First kimchi of the year! Texted an old coworker a photo of it, so now he's hired me to also make him a batch this week. I could eat this entire bowl right now and the only regret would be that I didn't make more. Maybe 4lbs?
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Girls (me) just wanna have fun (don’t want to go back to work tomorrow)
January 5, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Girls (me) just wanna have fun (don’t want to go back to work tomorrow)
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Getting ready to take this year’s before picture tonight to add the the weight gain collection….
January 4, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Getting ready to take this year’s before picture tonight to add the the weight gain collection….
Sleep schedule ruined. Hung over. Dehydrated. 2026 is going great so far!
January 4, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Sleep schedule ruined. Hung over. Dehydrated. 2026 is going great so far!
Just saw a tiktok full of comments saying that motomami was the blueprint for brat, and that rosalia walked so charli xcx could run. Genuinely going to be sick to my stomach at this. 🤢
January 3, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Just saw a tiktok full of comments saying that motomami was the blueprint for brat, and that rosalia walked so charli xcx could run. Genuinely going to be sick to my stomach at this. 🤢
Mark your calendars, y'all! It's a grand day for history: I did a load of laundry and didn't lose a sock along the way! Every R has a L.
Haters will say I sped up the video. My close circle knows I just move that fast while folding laundry. Ignore the background music also speeding up! 😂
Haters will say I sped up the video. My close circle knows I just move that fast while folding laundry. Ignore the background music also speeding up! 😂
January 3, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Mark your calendars, y'all! It's a grand day for history: I did a load of laundry and didn't lose a sock along the way! Every R has a L.
Haters will say I sped up the video. My close circle knows I just move that fast while folding laundry. Ignore the background music also speeding up! 😂
Haters will say I sped up the video. My close circle knows I just move that fast while folding laundry. Ignore the background music also speeding up! 😂
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Happy New Year! Here's to 2026! 🎉🥂
January 1, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Happy New Year! Here's to 2026! 🎉🥂
The vibe for 2026 will be "may I offer you a cashew in these trying times?"
Happy new year to everyone. Love y'all.
Happy new year to everyone. Love y'all.
January 2, 2026 at 6:52 AM
The vibe for 2026 will be "may I offer you a cashew in these trying times?"
Happy new year to everyone. Love y'all.
Happy new year to everyone. Love y'all.
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Wishing all of my followers a very Happy and Prosperous New Year. Stay naked in 26 😁
December 31, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Wishing all of my followers a very Happy and Prosperous New Year. Stay naked in 26 😁
🗣 ONE MORE SLEEP UNTIL I GO TO THE DENTIST AND GET MY TEETH CLEANED!
I honestly wish I could do it every month. I already do it more than my insurance will pay for, but I can only afford to go so often.
I honestly wish I could do it every month. I already do it more than my insurance will pay for, but I can only afford to go so often.
December 31, 2025 at 8:24 AM
🗣 ONE MORE SLEEP UNTIL I GO TO THE DENTIST AND GET MY TEETH CLEANED!
I honestly wish I could do it every month. I already do it more than my insurance will pay for, but I can only afford to go so often.
I honestly wish I could do it every month. I already do it more than my insurance will pay for, but I can only afford to go so often.
Definitely need some go-go juice if I'm going to be worth anything at work today.
Do I stop at the gas station next to work and get a girthy red bull, or take a 10min detour to get an iced matcha latte with 3 shots of espresso?
Do I stop at the gas station next to work and get a girthy red bull, or take a 10min detour to get an iced matcha latte with 3 shots of espresso?
December 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Definitely need some go-go juice if I'm going to be worth anything at work today.
Do I stop at the gas station next to work and get a girthy red bull, or take a 10min detour to get an iced matcha latte with 3 shots of espresso?
Do I stop at the gas station next to work and get a girthy red bull, or take a 10min detour to get an iced matcha latte with 3 shots of espresso?
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This is bullshit, why not just make it Chex-tra delicious from the beginning
December 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
This is bullshit, why not just make it Chex-tra delicious from the beginning
Here I am, sneaking off to the bathroom at the gay naked wine event to take mirror selfies. What else is new?
December 22, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Here I am, sneaking off to the bathroom at the gay naked wine event to take mirror selfies. What else is new?
For years, I've been telling @itsrickypnw.bsky.social to watch Baby Mama. For years, he still disappoints me. Thank you to @pnw-swirl.bsky.social for taking the high notes and recording!
December 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
For years, I've been telling @itsrickypnw.bsky.social to watch Baby Mama. For years, he still disappoints me. Thank you to @pnw-swirl.bsky.social for taking the high notes and recording!