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Tremendous Kielbasa @rsaltasaurus.bsky.social · 1h

In true Seattle sports fashion, it's just to set up a bigger dick punch. Detroit just wasn't the designated puncher.

Tremendous Kielbasa @rsaltasaurus.bsky.social · 7h

Jesus wept

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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 8h

His slip of the tongue reveals who’s really in charge. trib.al/mIvP0yE

“Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 7h

It's like if Watchmen was real life

The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 1d

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

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Tremendous Kielbasa @rsaltasaurus.bsky.social · 7h

We live in the dumbest timeline. Folks will, without hesitation, repeat these points all over as though they're gospel truth, too.

Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 7h

The president says there are very few stores left in Portland, Oregon, and the ones that are left are made of plywood.

I know we’re numb to this, but in any other time he’d have been removed by the 25th Amendment by now

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7h

Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."

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Tremendous Kielbasa @rsaltasaurus.bsky.social · 7h

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Tremendous Kielbasa @rsaltasaurus.bsky.social · 7h

Hawkeyes play a rival and Cubs play a playoff game tomorrow, pray for my dad.

Meanwhile, I'll be at a Renaissance festival, thinking about neither.

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Tremendous Kielbasa @rsaltasaurus.bsky.social · 8h

I wonder who actually called him and pretended

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 8h

Trump: "The person who actually got the Nobel Prize called today, called me, and said 'I'm accepting this in honor of you, because you really deserved it.' A really nice thing to do. I didn't say 'Then give it to me, though.'"

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Tremendous Kielbasa @rsaltasaurus.bsky.social · 8h

Funniest/ best outcome is Okada somehow creating 2 turnovers

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 8h

Producer: What do you mean he looks like Yosemite Sam. You mean kind of looks like him. Oh. No. You mean he literally looks like that. Yeah we'll put him on

Media Matters for America @mmfa.bsky.social · 11h

A Newsmax host defended ICE agents shooting a minister in the head with a pepper ball by falsely claiming he was “actually an antifa member masquerading as a pastor.”

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Tremendous Kielbasa @rsaltasaurus.bsky.social · 8h

Oh shit, Mariners elimination game tonight. Timeline about to get unhinged.

Also, sup @bddrix.bsky.social

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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 8h

America’s color revolution is going to be hilarious

Adam Selzer @adamchicago.bsky.social · 11h

The frogs have landed in Chicago!

Protestor in a frog suit and an anti-Ice sign with what I believe to be a Pokémon character on a street corner in Rogers Park.

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Tremendous Kielbasa @rsaltasaurus.bsky.social · 10h

I hate that I unironically love the elote ones. I wanted them to be terrible so I could dunk on them.

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Tremendous Kielbasa @rsaltasaurus.bsky.social · 10h

Yeah, just stick with the elote Pringles

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Tremendous Kielbasa @rsaltasaurus.bsky.social · 10h

Dude left Seattle and had zero leash and negative grace from those around him.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 13h

KETAMINE

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Tremendous Kielbasa @rsaltasaurus.bsky.social · 13h

Right here

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Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 13h

what

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13h

Melania Trump: "President Putin and I have had an open channel of communication."

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Tremendous Kielbasa @rsaltasaurus.bsky.social · 13h

This is absolutely insane, right? I'm not the crazy one?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15h

Hegseth: "I'm also proud that today we're signing a letter of acceptance to build a Qatari Emeri air force facility at the Mountain Home Airbase in Idaho."

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Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 13h

A few minutes ago in the House:

- Speaker Mike Johnson officially cancels votes next week, extending the House recess through a fourth week

- House Republicans block Democrats from passing a bill to pay the troops during the shutdown, ensuring they will miss paychecks next week

House Press Gallery: During today's pro forma session, the Clerk read a message from the Speaker designating Tuesday, October 14 through Sunday, October 19 as a district work period.

Punchbowl's Briana Reilly: House gaveled in and out of its pro forma just now w/o recognizing Rep Elfreth, who was seeking to UC a mil pay bill from Rep Sykes.

Elfreth told reporters after that House Dems stand “ready and willing to take” up standalone legislation to pay troops.

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Tremendous Kielbasa @rsaltasaurus.bsky.social · 13h

Their big beautiful bill explodes the debt, they have never once cared about the debt.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13h

Q: Rescission are something Dems have said is a reason for a lack of trust. What rescissions are you discussing?

JOHNSON: We have more than $37t in debt. We're doing everything we can to get us back to sound fiscal responsibility. What does that include? A rescission package is part of our process

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Tremendous Kielbasa @rsaltasaurus.bsky.social · 15h

These dipshit sycophants would be hilarious if they weren't actively ruining the country.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16h

Rep. Buddy Carter: "Donald Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. That's why I'm introducing a resolution today that will honor him with the Nobel Peace Prize."

(It doesn't work like that lol)

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Alex Jade @castlehavven.bsky.social · 16h

Post a mage!

Oil on 8x10 canvas

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Tremendous Kielbasa @rsaltasaurus.bsky.social · 1d

He sounds absolutely insufferable

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Tremendous Kielbasa @rsaltasaurus.bsky.social · 1d

I don't care either way, honestly. It's boring tv, sure, but ultimately it's whatever. I am in favor of going back to not allowing pushing any ballcarrier as a safety issue.

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