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Paul

@rudemrlang.com

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I make magazines, books and websites about the world of entertainment - mainly Doctor Who, pop stars and soaps. Swedish pop fan. Big gay. he/him 🌈

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Paul @rudemrlang.com · 7h

The barcode was wrong.

Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 16h

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

rm -rf ~/

hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 17h

"The chancellor approved it"

Paul @rudemrlang.com · 12h

I will definitely need all these screengrabs of Gail Platt one day.

Screenshot showing 70 pictures of Gail Platt on my camera roll

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Paul @rudemrlang.com · 12h

No I will not delete any of my precious memes from 2013.

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Paul @rudemrlang.com · 12h

Managing my iPhone storage is becoming a full-time job.

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Paul @rudemrlang.com · 1d

Kevin OSullivan, one of the world’s top 10 most miserable bastards.

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Aye @chazzersmurf.bsky.social · 2d

The things this chair will have seen.

Orange hand shaped chair abandoned on the street.

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Paul @rudemrlang.com · 2d

Yes, that's why I put it on, to get me in the mood!

Paul @rudemrlang.com · 2d

New Music Friday was so boring this week that I've just listened to Aqua's 2000 album 'Aquarius' from start to finish.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 3d

Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch https://theonion.com/dolly-parton-shares-video-confirming-sister-a-shit-stirring-bitch/

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Paul @rudemrlang.com · 3d

Agog at what Temu Switzerland have got going on.

Ad for Temu Switzerland showing a toilet bedecked in frilly red and white netting.

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Paul @rudemrlang.com · 3d

Enjoying trying to work out who has bad seats but good phone cameras (and vice versa) at Gaga.

Paul @rudemrlang.com · 4d

Doctor Who fans please note: there was no mix-up.

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Paul @rudemrlang.com · 4d

Currently in the queue for this, which allegedly starts in 6 minutes, all the way back on Oxford Street.

Poster for Pete Davidson at the London Palladium.

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Paul @rudemrlang.com · 6d

The crowd goes absolutely feral at this one. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkSq...

Ricchi e Poveri con Paola & Chiara - Sarà perché ti amo - Mamma Maria {SANREMO 2024) LIVE

YouTube video by SanRemo Fan

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Paul @rudemrlang.com · 6d

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Il medley dei Ricchi e Poveri - Con il cuore nel nome di Francesco 06/06/2024

YouTube video by Rai

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Paul @rudemrlang.com · 6d

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Ricchi & Poveri - Hit Medley, Willkommen bei Carmen Nebel

YouTube video by Studio Wiehre

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Paul @rudemrlang.com · 6d

If you ever need cheering up, I highly recommend firing up YouTube and just watching different clips of Italians going fucking nuts for Ricchi e Poveri doing their medley of Sarà perché ti amo and Mamma Maria.
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Ricchi E Poveri & Giovanni Zarrella - Medley (Giovanni Zarrella Show im ZDF 23.08.2025)

YouTube video by DimaVideo

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Paul @rudemrlang.com · 6d

I’ll be honest, I’ve seen more appealing ads.

Paul @rudemrlang.com · 6d

Not the first marriage you need to consider in all this to be fair.

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Paul @rudemrlang.com · 6d

Please enjoy two German ladies absolutely BELTING out ABBA’s Don’t Shut Me Down accompanied by a full orchestra. youtu.be/R3YjsW_eVgM?...

ABBA - Don't Shut Me Down (ABBA - Voyage) | Jessica Trocha | Sofie De Schryver WDR Funkhausorchester

YouTube video by ARD Klassik

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Paul @rudemrlang.com · 6d

Describe your Bluesky account in one image.

Blanche Hunt from Corrie reads Chit Chat magazine and looks unimpressed with what she sees.

Paul @rudemrlang.com · 7d

He’s doing teeth whitener now!

Same guy flogging teeth whitening powder.

Man with bright white teeth and now in a vest for some reason

Paul @rudemrlang.com · 8d

When I first moved to London I used to go there most Sunday afternoons with my friends Christian and Owen. We’d put load of money in the jukebox and pick our terrible songs then, regular as clockwork, Jeremy Joseph would storm out of the back five minutes later, log in to it and cancel them all.

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Paul @rudemrlang.com · 8d

I have more G-A-Y Bar stories than care to remember, like the time I got off with *REDACTED* up against the pillar at the bottom of the stairs while Big Brother’s *REDACTED* looked on, furious.

D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 8d

Went to G-A-Y for an emotional goodbye and realised I didn’t have any core memories from there APART FROM when I met an American twink from… planet Romeo?… on his first trip out of the US, and while we were there I got the email telling me I’d got the London 2012 Opening Ceremony gig.

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