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saintchristopher.bsky.social
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@saintchristopher.bsky.social
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He takes a pet like no problem. Right? Not afraid at all.
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · Feb 11
i’m going to try being hot instead of depressed for a while
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 9h
even as someone who grew up listening to grateful dead i’m always a little disappointed when someone brings up Dark Star and they’re not talking about John Carpenter’s heshers-in-space movie
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 9h
every day a new guy who looks like if Jonah Hill never made any money agitates his way to main character status and i’m begging anybody to not fall for it even one time
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 10h
Kid Rock should be forced at knifepoint to pick a different name
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · Aug 19
as a kid i thought a deep freezer was a special kind of extra super cold
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 10h
My dad was killed by Chili’s baby back ribs you son of a bitch
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 10h
i’m convinced this post flopped bc i sit at an impenetrable demographic border between people who don’t work out and people who‘ve never heard high violet
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 9d
sorrow found me when i was crushing PRs
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 9d
“doing a bench set to The National” years old
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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d
Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 2d
without exaggeration, this is exactly what it was like to be a 12 year old boy in 1999
swan boy wearing headphones looking up and squinting as if in deep contemplation. the text in the corner indicates he is listening to Incubus’ song “Nowhere Fast.” in separate speech bubbles, he wonders aloud, “Is Incubus…” “The best band of all time?”
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 2d
this is my favorite lightning bolt song
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · Dec 15
if a weapon were formed against me i actually would let it prosper bc i am generous of spirit
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · Dec 18
you could learn a thing or two from the kid
2 panels from Achewood, wherein Philippe (who is 5) writes a story in which he puts on a sailor outfit and ends the Mafia. His narration: “Later that night, sitting down with the president of the Mafia, the kid said how things would be from now on. ‘No more red wine. It makes you act out.’” Panel 2 Narration: “The president slapped his forehead. ‘No wonner we been-a so grouchy!’ The kid poured him a glass of cold water. ‘I drink this stuff every day, and I am as nice as I have ever been,’ he said.” THE KID: I get VERY nice on this stuff.
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 2d
oh i thought we meant like the vibes were receiving end of life care
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 2d
vibe hospice nurse
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CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 2d
Right now, Donald Trump, Kash Patel, Kristi Noem, and other officials are participating in a panel about "Antifa," threatening to "destroy the entire organization [sic] from top to bottom."

This is a good time to revisit our guide to preparing for repression:

crimethinc.com/Safeguarding
President Trump Participates in a Roundtable on Antifa
President Trump holds a roundtable meeting on Antifa.
www.c-span.org
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · Apr 18
the first song you learn to play on guitar is Brain Stew the first song you learn to play on bass is Dazed and Confused. that’s just the rule i didn’t make it up. i didn’t do shit
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 2d
maybe it was the confluence of listening to it while also having started to use the computer by myself at this time which carried such an air of unspecified possibility, but i thought then and still think that Make Yourself somehow sounds like it was recorded two years from now
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 2d
without exaggeration, this is exactly what it was like to be a 12 year old boy in 1999
swan boy wearing headphones looking up and squinting as if in deep contemplation. the text in the corner indicates he is listening to Incubus’ song “Nowhere Fast.” in separate speech bubbles, he wonders aloud, “Is Incubus…” “The best band of all time?”
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 2d
without exaggeration, this is exactly what it was like to be a 12 year old boy in 1999
swan boy wearing headphones looking up and squinting as if in deep contemplation. the text in the corner indicates he is listening to Incubus’ song “Nowhere Fast.” in separate speech bubbles, he wonders aloud, “Is Incubus…” “The best band of all time?”
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · Jan 9
a lot of motherfuckers got extremely lost in the sauce on what the “social” part of social media meant
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · Dec 23
it’s so disappointing by the way that we had to waste the phrase “porn bots” on social media accounts that steal nudes
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · Dec 23
man even the pornbots are lame here
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 3d
Look upon me i’ll show you the life of the mid
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 2d
incubus was like my favorite band through like high school not in the least because i thought if the kids who listened to deftones found out i listened to deftones they’d kick my ass
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 2d
this is the literary equivalent of a sniper’s laser zeroing in on my forehead specifically
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · Sep 17
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Swan Boy driving a stolen Shriner car. The exhaust says swanboy.com, beckoning you to swanboy.com
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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 3d
In this week's FREE article, @seemoreevil.bsky.social makes a friend! An AI friend. Yes, he bought one of those AI necklaces and wore it for comedy science. Everyone read his article and say thank you, or I'm sorry. 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/upse...
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 3d
hope benny johnson goes to utah soon
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