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He takes a pet like no problem. Right? Not afraid at all.
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i’m going to try being hot instead of depressed for a while
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Consultants. I fucking called it.
The author of a controversial memo from centrist think tank Searchlight telling Democrats to abandon the slogan “Abolish ICE” is a senior advisor for WestExec, a D.C. shadow lobbyist for corporations in the defense, surveillance, and immigration enforcement industries.
prospect.org/2026/01/19/a...
Author of ‘Don’t Say Abolish ICE’ Memo Is a Corporate Consultant - The American Prospect
Blas Nuñez-Neto is a senior adviser to WestExec, a shadow lobbyist for defense and tech firms.
prospect.org
January 19, 2026 at 4:47 PM
if the system for accumulating wealth and power selects for the specific types of personalities we can plainly see displayed by the current wielders of wealth and power we gotta obliterate that system and yesterday
January 19, 2026 at 11:20 AM
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if you need a Latina to Mind Control you your heart was never in the game in the first place
January 19, 2026 at 4:09 AM
if you need a Latina to Mind Control you your heart was never in the game in the first place
January 19, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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i don’t care what the reviews say i am NOT eating here
January 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Video games can have two looks now: realistic to the point of unsustainability (derogatory), or a white kid’s high school Anime Club doodles (derogatory)
January 19, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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boggles my mind how now I gotta see people on here screencapping Hanania and talking about him like before this he was one of the vast gallery of idiot centrists and not one of the original alt-right dipshits
January 18, 2026 at 7:36 PM
hi-vis on camo gotta be the most singularly american shit i ever seen
Now the actual military has to dress like it’s not the military cuz federal law enforcement agencies dress too much like the military
January 18, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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what the hell is this revisionist nonsense? This *did not happen*—except in the minds of the far-right. You're buying their bad faith bullshit. MAGA called for and now is building a white ethnostate b/c *they are white nationalists*. That's what they do. FFS
January 16, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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You better buy and listen to this. You don’t even wanna know what’ll happen if you don’t
🚨 NEW MUSIC 🚨

It’s been a long time, but here’s “Every Single Night”, a brand new little Tex Mex rock n roller that I wrote last week after a long-awaited fit of inspiration. Enjoy!

nick-miller.bandcamp.com/track/every-...
January 17, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.

And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”

Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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hey news sites, can we please stop with all the popup windows i have to close? i’m trying to drive!
January 15, 2026 at 10:12 PM
first thing in this whole thread where i’m like “ah, something us normal people can enjoy”
"Spyro the Dragon but with the head of Brendon from Home Movies"
January 15, 2026 at 10:50 PM
“Darnold” sounds like it was made up on the fly during a Monster Factory video
Seahawks quarterback Sam Darnold was added to the injury report Thursday with an oblique injury and is questionable for Saturday's divisional round game against the 49ers.
T Josh Jones has been ruled out. Everyone else is good to go.
January 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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intrusive thought actualization
August 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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this is both extremely brave and immediately effective. it takes her 20 seconds to make the world's smallest nazi do a little jump for her
what a legend lmao
January 15, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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pulling this reflection on white silence/fear over here, too:
January 15, 2026 at 4:41 PM
another day another dolor
January 15, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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me (forgetting for the 36th year in a row what getting sick feels like): Why does my skin hurt
October 1, 2023 at 12:46 AM
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let Fang Island score the next DOOM you cowards
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
don’t take the bait just take the abuse
wooof having watched that presser just now, "don't take the bait" is a real shit thing to tell people who are, by all knowledge and information and evidence, acting in defense of themselves and their neighbors and their communities
January 15, 2026 at 7:12 AM
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Trump carried Bucks county by 274 votes out of 400k in 2024, this dude ran on cancelling the ICE 287(g) contract, so pretty close to an "abolish ICE" platform.

He won against the incumbent by 11 percentage points, or 25,000 votes. Dem strategists are idiots.
BREAKING: Dan Ceisler, the new sheriff of Pennsylvania's Bucks County, just announced he has terminated his county's 287(g) contract with ICE.

Ceisler defeated GOP sheriff who'd joined the ICE program in November, & ran on quitting it; we reported then:
Voters Ousted This Pennsylvania Sheriff After He Signed Up to Collaborate With ICE - Bolts
A populous, swing county replaced its GOP sheriff on Tuesday after months of controversy over his joining ICE’s 287(g) program. The Democratic winner promises he’ll end the contract.
boltsmag.org
January 14, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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even the ostensible appeal of chat gpt makes no sense to me. “well people phrase their google searches as a question; why not have the results formatted like an answer” Because i’m searching for instances of *other people* asking that question i’m not trying to “talk to” the computer!! are you 6??
January 12, 2026 at 10:41 PM
i medically need to let the chvrches song finish before i get out of the car
January 14, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM