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Tom K

@samvega.bsky.social

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Let us disdain the world in poetry and prose, even as it poisons us.

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Tom K @samvega.bsky.social · 9d

You ask computers to paint a better world for you because you failed to make it yourself.

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Naadir @randomvariable.co.uk · 10h

PSA: Labour and its supporters should stop rhetorically and electorally helping Reform by voting Green.

Stats for Lefties 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @leftiestats.bsky.social · 12h

🚨 BREAKING | Greens rocket to **2nd place**

➡️ REF – 32% (-)
🟢 GRN – 17% (+2)
🔴 LAB – 16% (-)
🔵 CON – 16% (-1)
🟠 LD – 12% (-)

Via @findoutnowuk, 29 Oct (+/- vs 22 Oct)

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Lydia Tightwad 🏳️‍⚧️ ✝️ @gaywad.lol · 22h

my financial adviser has advised me to pass away for monetary reasons

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Ernest Deadfold @penfoldsfiv.bsky.social · 1d

seek help

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Tom K @samvega.bsky.social · 22h

Henry Kissinger approves!!!

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Tom K @samvega.bsky.social · 1d

"He may be a paid murderer with a Nazi tattoo... but he's on our side!"

Tom K @samvega.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, you are ridiculous.

Tom K @samvega.bsky.social · 1d

I vote for humans to stop existing due to their own economic activity rendering the world unliveable.

See you on the other side, Prof.

Tom K @samvega.bsky.social · 1d

Okay, I'll vote for Trump so he'll listen to me.

Tom K @samvega.bsky.social · 1d

I will find Zeph on Mastodon and this will make me happy.

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KeepItReal @keepitreal24.bsky.social · 1d

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Tom K @samvega.bsky.social · 1d

"My resistance consists solely of posting shitty AI memes... and I am super effective at it."

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Hanniba-LINA Lecter 💀 @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social · 1d

Lmaoooooo

Chancellor Rachel Reeves admits breaking housing rules by "mistake" after renting out home without licence

Withnail by mistake meme of two men in the rain

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Tom K @samvega.bsky.social · 1d

Labour party admits to being shit "by mistake" after becoming the least popular governing party of recorded history. Statement from Starmer: shitty UK populace of shitty idiots to blame for being shitty. "Stop wanting things to be better!" he shouts at post box for six hours.

Tom K @samvega.bsky.social · 1d

The imaginary neoliberal that I am parodying most certainly yells at everyone.

I just feel sad and wait to die.

Tom K @samvega.bsky.social · 1d

May his coke be tainted by some unspeakable substance which causes him to be rendered invisible to all recording devices such that he has no social impact and is forgotten by all.

Tom K @samvega.bsky.social · 1d

The left loses because they don't kowtow to the neoliberalism that makes ME comfortable. I need them to sacrifice their values for my good!

Tom K @samvega.bsky.social · 1d

The fact that they even allow question marks on keyboards is DISRESPECTFUL to Kamala!

Tom K @samvega.bsky.social · 1d

Dems: Join us in this merry game of Musical Chairs!

[Plays a neverending game of Silent Recriminations]

Dems: Ha ha ha such fun!

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 1d

they think they can just chase the GOP farther and farther right forever and that everyone's obligated to follow along

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Tom K @samvega.bsky.social · 1d

The politics of entitlement are deep and baffling. They honestly think that "but we'd feel BAD while enabling killing innocent people!" is a moral imperative of such force that you would give up your own rights for it.

Tom K @samvega.bsky.social · 1d

"I hate fascist narratives. I'm okay with a Nazi tattoo, though!"

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Tom K @samvega.bsky.social · 1d

In regards to dislike of Platner's Nazi tattoo being 'astroturfed'.

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Tom K @samvega.bsky.social · 1d

That's an astroturfed emoji.

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