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Yersinia pestis. 美帝必败 GrⒶcchus @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 15d

The story of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was the biggest musician ever. Here is why:

Musicians today: “ I will have no taste, and make emo crap! I am a little baby, and I am trash, and I suck! One Coffee Frappuccino Please. Here is a poem I wrote about Politics.”

Mozart: “I am not going to be like that.”

Now you can begin to see Mozart’s power.

On top of that, Mozart could make music out of anything. He once made a master piece just by squeezing a chicken. He did symphonies just by squeaking his shoes on the floor. He could drive Demons out of wicked man just by whistling sweetly with his big lips.

Further more, Mozart did all of this without a computer. People today cannot even tie their shoes without a computer , and that is why everything is such a dump.

If you come to someone’s house, and they do not own at least 3 of Mozart’s albums, you are legally allowed to commit any crime you want.

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Yersinia pestis. 美帝必败 GrⒶcchus @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 2h

Autocorrect is getting worse. I blame AI for this

Yersinia pestis. 美帝必败 GrⒶcchus @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 2h

Only Mountain Dew or Crab Juice

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Yersinia pestis. 美帝必败 GrⒶcchus @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 2h

No pizza only khlav kalash

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Yersinia pestis. 美帝必败 GrⒶcchus @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 2h

I think he actually wrote most of it

Yersinia pestis. 美帝必败 GrⒶcchus @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 3h

My dog attacks my ear and my ear hole specifically

Yersinia pestis. 美帝必败 GrⒶcchus @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 5h

All these libs see is someone who has “girl power” and aligns with their continued interests of being a global imperial hegemon

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Yersinia pestis. 美帝必败 GrⒶcchus @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 6h

She’s definitely a fascist

www.commondreams.org/opinion/peac...

Machado isn’t a symbol of peace or progress. She is part of a global alliance between fascism, Zionism, and neoliberalism, an axis that justifies domination in the language of democracy and peace. In Venezuela, that alliance has meant coups, sanctions, and privatization. In Gaza, it means genocide and the erasure of a people. The ideology is the same: a belief that some lives are disposable, that sovereignty is negotiable, and that violence can be sold as order.

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The Texas Chainsaw Ⓐndleman @crammyandleman.bsky.social · 6h

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

Behind Winkie's Diner from "Mulholland Drive"

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Yersinia pestis. 美帝必败 GrⒶcchus @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 6h

Great movie

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 20h

“Machado’s politics are steeped in violence. She has called for foreign intervention, even appealing directly to Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, the architect of Gaza’s annihilation, to help ‘liberate’ Venezuela with bombs under the banner of ‘freedom.’”

'Peace' Has No Meaning When Right-Wingers Like Maria Corina Machado Win the Nobel Prize | Common Dreams

As Venezuelan-American, I know exactly what Machado represents: the smiling face of Washington’s regime-change machine, the polished spokesperson for sanctions, privatization, and foreign intervention...

www.commondreams.org

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 15h

kid rock as porta potties: thread

Kid Rock wearing pink and looking stupid.

A porta potty that matches the pink of his ugly ass shirt.

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Yersinia pestis. 美帝必败 GrⒶcchus @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 14h

Yersinia pestis. 美帝必败 GrⒶcchus @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 15h

I was being a bit pedantic. Takashi Miike is the shit. The older one still has its merits tho

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Yersinia pestis. 美帝必败 GrⒶcchus @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 15h

At what point did Kamala say she was to end the genocide?

Yersinia pestis. 美帝必败 GrⒶcchus @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 15h

You live in a fantasy world. Here in reality it was always going to be a total ethnic cleansing of Gaza once Netanyahu realized that Biden was not going to rein him in the same way that every other President has done for the past 50+ years

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16h

It simply should not be possible for the president to repeatedly claim that a major city is burning without a wall of live standups happening in that city clearly demonstrating that it is not

Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 17h

American broadcast journalism has utterly failed and is a dead industry, there's nothing left worth saving

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Yersinia pestis. 美帝必败 GrⒶcchus @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 15h

Which one?

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Yersinia pestis. 美帝必败 GrⒶcchus @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 15h

Imagine if they had a bullpen and another starting pitcher

Yersinia pestis. 美帝必败 GrⒶcchus @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 15h

Yosemite Sam does not fuck get your goddamned head out of the gutter

Yersinia pestis. 美帝必败 GrⒶcchus @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 16h

Leyland would be down the hallway with a fresh carton going nonstop

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logo, acting spoopy @logophobe.bsky.social · 16h

"Average human eats 17 sausages daily" factoid merely statistical error. Sausages Georg, who consumes 10,000 sausages per hour, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Yersinia pestis. 美帝必败 GrⒶcchus @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 17h

Write us some more paragraphs

Yersinia pestis. 美帝必败 GrⒶcchus @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 17h

Wood. Famously less flammable than glass

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Yersinia pestis. 美帝必败 GrⒶcchus @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 17h

Oh he tied some knots

Yersinia pestis. 美帝必败 GrⒶcchus @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 17h

There was definitely a session where everyone just watched him smoke a cigar and cut an inner tube