Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Reposted by The Texas Chainsaw Ⓐndleman

The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 3h

Oh for sure

Donald
Trump was found to be in "exceptional health" in a medical evaluation, the U.S. president's doctor said in a memo released by the White House on Friday, with his "cardiac age" 14 years younger than in "chronological age.

56 64 1K

Reposted by The Texas Chainsaw Ⓐndleman

ƎIkͶOM @spacemonkie42.bsky.social · 4h

🧐

9 31

Reposted by The Texas Chainsaw Ⓐndleman

Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 4h

CHICAGO: REBUILD is providing therapy to folks detained by ICE. Please feel free to let people know.

findmeatherapist.org

Find Me A Therapist

findmeatherapist.org

2 530 670

Reposted by The Texas Chainsaw Ⓐndleman

🗡️🎃ChiliDishGamBOOno 🎃💀 @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 4h

Call me old-fashioned but I still think the height of criminal ecstasy for a hardened con is to successfully steal a fresh-baked pie from a kitchen window sill

2 4

The Texas Chainsaw Ⓐndleman @crammyandleman.bsky.social · 4h

2

The Texas Chainsaw Ⓐndleman @crammyandleman.bsky.social · 4h

BOFA is one.

Reposted by The Texas Chainsaw Ⓐndleman

👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 12h

if we want to show him we're serious about our concerns, we must address him as the palpateeny hands mango mussolini he is, dagnabbit!

Scarlett
@scarl....
3h
+
Velveeta Voldemort, Mandarin Mussolini, Tangerine Palpatine, Dick Stain Donnie, Cheezit Jeesus, Fascist 47, Felon 47, FU 47, Orange Julius, Genghis Don, Tannibal Lecter, Darth Tax Evader, Don the Con, Mrs. Putin, Cheeto in Chief, Palpateeny Hands, Mango Mussolini, Troompa Loompa, Mar-a-Lardo....

1 15

Reposted by The Texas Chainsaw Ⓐndleman

Jim Daley @jimdaleywrites.bsky.social · 13h

I'm at the scene where ICE abducted multiple people from Lincoln and Foster this morning.

A WGN producer was among the people taken, allegedly because she was among a group of bystanders who tried to intervene. ICE agents hit this car while making their getaway.

2.9K 5.4K

Reposted by The Texas Chainsaw Ⓐndleman

Mutant Head @ihateravenholm.bsky.social · 5d

Actually it seems to be because the white shirt dude's mask slid down and you can hear the guy next to him talk about seeing his face, that's when he walked back and told the other goon to leave. They reaaaaaaally don't like people knowing who they are and taking pics of their faces.

1 1 6

Reposted by The Texas Chainsaw Ⓐndleman

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 5d

If you watch closely, you'll see they're doing this opposite an actual funeral procession.

Cristian Farias @cristianfarias.com · 5d

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.

Community action works.

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...

240 1.3K 6.2K

Reposted by The Texas Chainsaw Ⓐndleman

Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 15h

Did Trump really wake up having a hissy fit his dictator antics didn't win him the Nobel Prize, like that was in the realm of the possible for him? They gave it to someone to reinforce the global order he wants. Now just eat your oatmeal, grandpa.

2 4 31

Reposted by The Texas Chainsaw Ⓐndleman

assbutt @nasboat.org · 15h

happy friday everyone

2 9 65

Reposted by The Texas Chainsaw Ⓐndleman

Jack Tripper @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 16h

Wherever your school currently has the Bad Bunny of their field, they’d like to swap them out with the Lee Greenwood of that field.

2 5 150

Reposted by The Texas Chainsaw Ⓐndleman

Jack Tripper @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 16h

“We should replace Bad Bunny with Lee Greenwood” is an also a perfect summation of the “deal” they’ve offered universities.

47 470 3.1K

Reposted by The Texas Chainsaw Ⓐndleman

nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 20h

oh i see you’re a democrat. you still want to believe democrats are anti-fascist. they’re not. you can still vote for them hoping they’ll turn a corner or whatever. you should be realistic with yourself about where they stand, but also respect others and what they can plainly see with their own eyes

2 1 6

The Texas Chainsaw Ⓐndleman @crammyandleman.bsky.social · 21h

*standing at my coffeemaker, to the tune of Warren G and Nate Dogg's "Regulate"*

"Me and my mug had to caffeinate."

1 4

The Texas Chainsaw Ⓐndleman @crammyandleman.bsky.social · 21h

I'll say this: I've seen much shittier behavior from little yippy dogs than I have from any big, "scary" breed. And it's exactly for the reason you said: they have shitty owners who don't train them.

2 2

Reposted by The Texas Chainsaw Ⓐndleman

Chris and his farmily of forever friends @caenhillcc.bsky.social · 21h

Greetings and good morning it’s the Friday farm rush hour with Letty-Lou, Mo, George happy 10-10 day

8 24 240

Reposted by The Texas Chainsaw Ⓐndleman

Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 1d

each day on this planet is worse than the last

8 8 58

The Texas Chainsaw Ⓐndleman @crammyandleman.bsky.social · 22h

This is the truest statement, and it's a shame so many places have laws against these breeds.

Dog appreciator 2.0 @ih8mods.bsky.social · 22h

If you want a companion dog look no further than a pitbull/pitbull mix. They are called nanny dogs for a reason. They love to be close to you. They love to guard you and make sure you’re ok at all times. Theyre co dependent. I hate it in humans but it’s oddly endearing in dogs. Loyal if well trained