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Account got nuked for no reason, Reddit level mods shit. Other account i created has a bad email address i couldnt verify so I couldn’t use.

Sorry
At my favorite breakfast spot having a Bloody Mary with a beer back. Life sucks but it’s not so bad all the time.
November 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
This is how I am going to spend my day. Just rubbing this belly and making her happy. Shes a sweet doggo
November 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Men, tell other men you love them. It’s ok, I promise. It doesn’t hurt. You get to tell someone you love them and they say it back. It’s not hard. It’s ok to love someone even if you differences.
November 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
My cousin texts me happy. Birthday because he doesn’t want to talk about Trump. So I am text bombing him dad jokes. Let’s see how long it takes until he blocks me
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Say Hi to your dog for me
WeRateDogs turns 10 years old today! A very silly idea to numerically objectify dogs has become one of the kindest and most powerful online communities ever. Thank you for joining us over the last decade. I never knew what this could be until you all showed me. Here's to many more good dogs ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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WeRateDogs turns 10 years old today! A very silly idea to numerically objectify dogs has become one of the kindest and most powerful online communities ever. Thank you for joining us over the last decade. I never knew what this could be until you all showed me. Here's to many more good dogs ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The economy is so great! It’s so great! No one has ever seen an economy like this before. People say sir, this is the best economy. It’s the biggliest economy anyone has ever seen. No on else has seen an economy like this before

m.economictimes.com/news/interna...
November 15, 2025 at 1:20 PM
My dog will roll over onto her back for belly rubs in a split second if she thinks you’re gonna rub that belly.
November 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
God damn. I wish people would use alt text so it would filter out all the shit I hate. I don’t want to hear about Trump. Either way you are playing into his ego. FUCK
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I wish I could find a therapist like the one in Good will hunting.
November 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Dont buy a dog , adopt. They will
Love you to
End. Places like this are
Few and far between: I love my doggo. She’s so sweet.
Casey & I are ending the day with grateful hearts. Good night to all, thank you for being with us today & every day, Casey loves you very much 🌌💤
#GoodNight #NightVibes #PositiveEnergy
November 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
after everything my ex wife put me though I hope she dies a bad death.
She says that means I am a bad person. Weird because I never lied or cheated on her.

To each their own.
November 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
If I won the lottery I know what I’d do. Travel for a bit and spend on some trucks but then I’d open an animal rescue. No kill. Just rescue these animals until they can be rehomed. But at night I’d get all the snuggles from the good girls and boys and sleep surrounded by them. They’d be my pack.
November 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Casey & I are ending the day with grateful hearts. Good night to all, thank you for being with us today & every day, Casey loves you very much 🌌💤
#GoodNight #NightVibes #PositiveEnergy
November 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Olivia Nuzzo, not even sure who the fuck she is, banged RFK Jr. WTF.

Shes a piece of shit. Youre standing for her? Are you kidding me? Yeah his fit is dog shit but Thats besides the point. Jesus fuck.
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Man. Today’s is diabetes day. There was a group at Union Station and this chick would shut the fuck up:

ITS WORLD DIABETEYS DAY WAHOOOO YAHOOO,YEEEEOW.

Like I get it, but if felt wrong and she wouldn’t shut up. I am type 2. I was so annoyed I almost burst out of my skin
November 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Fucking left my water bottle on the bus. AGAIN. This will be the 4th waterbottle I will this year just because of tired stupidness.
November 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I stepped into the warm waters of Costa Rica and stepped right the fuck out of them. Some kind of Jellyfish. It was like cut by a razor that was white hot. Peeling on it did nothing. Dont pee on yourselves.
I love biology facts but it's disappointing that it's both a misconception that urine works as emergency water and that it can treat a jellyfish sting, the sad reality is your pee is useless and your body wants it out of you for a reason 😞
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I love coming home. She has special barks to greet me. I put my heavy bag down and lay on the floor and she immediately becomes the small spoon. She has no eyes so to me it’s amazing every time. She then goes ham while I scratch her belly and rub her ears. She absolutely loves it. Just goes wild
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Going to unplug. My sweet pittie girl
Is going to get loved on, I am buying a new set of jeans and a shirt then going to breakfast then dinner. Gonna see a movie in between maybe. Just not going to answer the phone or deal with people.
November 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I turn officially old this weekend. I am going to sleep in, drink more than I should, eat a dinner I shouldnt and generally do all the things a 50 year old shouldnt.

Fuck that I do what I want.

Please Jesus dont let me die until I sleep
In two days in a row
November 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
ChatGpt is this bad?
November 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I love my rescue dog. It turns out that some people stole her and put her eyes out on purpose to be a bait dog. Shes a baddie though and won, even blinded so they dumped her. Shes such a good dog. Just loves and cuddles.
November 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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The jokes write themselves

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November 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM