Elan Cat
@elanthecat.bsky.social
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fastfood bathroom breeding
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
fastfood bathroom breeding
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I made this pic this summer for @malzdude.bsky.social on Patreon. I haven't uploaded it here
October 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I made this pic this summer for @malzdude.bsky.social on Patreon. I haven't uploaded it here
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*insert joke about milk here*
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
*insert joke about milk here*
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its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made
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They finally added an appropriate binder cover for my psyduck collection;
Behold! My ducks!
#PokemonTCGPocket #PokemonPocket
Behold! My ducks!
#PokemonTCGPocket #PokemonPocket
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 AM
They finally added an appropriate binder cover for my psyduck collection;
Behold! My ducks!
#PokemonTCGPocket #PokemonPocket
Behold! My ducks!
#PokemonTCGPocket #PokemonPocket
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Have you kissed a raccoon today?
you should. Its important.
you should. Its important.
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Have you kissed a raccoon today?
you should. Its important.
you should. Its important.
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I've cut out my own mom because of her bigoted rants and abuses toward me.
If I can cut out my own mom, you can certainly cut out that shitty MAGA Uncle or whatever.
Don't give these people a second of your precious life. You won't get those seconds back.
If I can cut out my own mom, you can certainly cut out that shitty MAGA Uncle or whatever.
Don't give these people a second of your precious life. You won't get those seconds back.
I always see lots of "here how to deal with your bigoted family" posts around this time and, you can just leave. Just go. That's your only power if you're one of the childless peripheral family member people
"But I can't-" you can, trust me. Make it clear why and then leave
"But I can't-" you can, trust me. Make it clear why and then leave
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I've cut out my own mom because of her bigoted rants and abuses toward me.
If I can cut out my own mom, you can certainly cut out that shitty MAGA Uncle or whatever.
Don't give these people a second of your precious life. You won't get those seconds back.
If I can cut out my own mom, you can certainly cut out that shitty MAGA Uncle or whatever.
Don't give these people a second of your precious life. You won't get those seconds back.
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Hey hey! check out KOH. I did a bunch of stuff for it 🔥
November 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Hey hey! check out KOH. I did a bunch of stuff for it 🔥
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November 27, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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Find a way to free the Simp Cabal from Mara's Scented Curse
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Find a way to free the Simp Cabal from Mara's Scented Curse
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Raffle prize for @kallexlexington.bsky.social
Olfin might be a sore loser with strip poker, but he can't deny Rhyse gave him a good time!
Olfin might be a sore loser with strip poker, but he can't deny Rhyse gave him a good time!
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Raffle prize for @kallexlexington.bsky.social
Olfin might be a sore loser with strip poker, but he can't deny Rhyse gave him a good time!
Olfin might be a sore loser with strip poker, but he can't deny Rhyse gave him a good time!
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Guys, as a ex call center employee, this is fucking DESPERATION BEHAVIOR.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Guys, as a ex call center employee, this is fucking DESPERATION BEHAVIOR.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
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Potion of Remove Toes
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Potion of Remove Toes
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
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It's this time of year that makes me think of all the people we've lost. I'm grateful for all the people who are in my life, and I mourn those who've passed on. Those who have lost someone in this past year, I mourn for you and yours as well. I hope in the new year we can all find some peace
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
It's this time of year that makes me think of all the people we've lost. I'm grateful for all the people who are in my life, and I mourn those who've passed on. Those who have lost someone in this past year, I mourn for you and yours as well. I hope in the new year we can all find some peace
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Several doodles of the old big crocodile, from 2016.
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Several doodles of the old big crocodile, from 2016.