TallFroGuy [🔜critterposting hours]
@tallfroguy.bsky.social
Content(adjective) Creator in his 30s.
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Fell for it again
November 27, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Fell for it again
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Mild altercation on my commute home today.
A few minutes googling once I get home and the venn diagram remains true.
A few minutes googling once I get home and the venn diagram remains true.
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Mild altercation on my commute home today.
A few minutes googling once I get home and the venn diagram remains true.
A few minutes googling once I get home and the venn diagram remains true.
”That’s right. I’ve killed women and children. Killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another.”
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 AM
”That’s right. I’ve killed women and children. Killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another.”
Finished the game Dispatch and it's 10/10 value for a couple of date nights.
Each of us willingly handing the controller to the other for big fight scenes because it's more fun to take in the beautiful animation than to hover over the A button so you don't get yelled at for missing a prompt :P
Each of us willingly handing the controller to the other for big fight scenes because it's more fun to take in the beautiful animation than to hover over the A button so you don't get yelled at for missing a prompt :P
November 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Finished the game Dispatch and it's 10/10 value for a couple of date nights.
Each of us willingly handing the controller to the other for big fight scenes because it's more fun to take in the beautiful animation than to hover over the A button so you don't get yelled at for missing a prompt :P
Each of us willingly handing the controller to the other for big fight scenes because it's more fun to take in the beautiful animation than to hover over the A button so you don't get yelled at for missing a prompt :P
I thought I was a good enough cat dad to not need the spray bottle when we got our second cat but all the clicker training and distraction and positive reinforcement in the world has just meant now BOTH cats realise they can fight at 5.30 to get the house open and their food bowls filled early.
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I thought I was a good enough cat dad to not need the spray bottle when we got our second cat but all the clicker training and distraction and positive reinforcement in the world has just meant now BOTH cats realise they can fight at 5.30 to get the house open and their food bowls filled early.
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It just like me fr fr
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It just like me fr fr
Shout-out to nerds
Mosquito
Mosquito is an insect character that appears in every title sequence on Showtime's series DEXTER, except for the pilot. "Crocodile" On some morning mosquito tried to suck blood from Dexter Morgan, but...
dexter.fandom.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Shout-out to nerds
I'm out here typing bangers like "I do not believe you have a troubleshooting command that will put the magic smoke back in my device" and the support guy is just copying my email into chatgpt and sending it back to me in bolded dotpoints
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I'm out here typing bangers like "I do not believe you have a troubleshooting command that will put the magic smoke back in my device" and the support guy is just copying my email into chatgpt and sending it back to me in bolded dotpoints
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November 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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I heard there was a mighty fish
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I heard there was a mighty fish
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
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The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 AM
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
Hey, look, i made a bridge
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Hey, look, i made a bridge
When i say "i got that dog in me" this is the dog:
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
When i say "i got that dog in me" this is the dog:
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I Don’t Have A Problem I Have A System™️
November 23, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I Don’t Have A Problem I Have A System™️
Friendly reminder to spit on your toilet paper it's not that grotty and you deserve a little luxury
November 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Friendly reminder to spit on your toilet paper it's not that grotty and you deserve a little luxury
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Important message to my younger self
November 23, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Important message to my younger self
Entering my villain era*
*Only giving the cats half a pouch of wet food because they keep not finishing a full one
*Only giving the cats half a pouch of wet food because they keep not finishing a full one
November 23, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Entering my villain era*
*Only giving the cats half a pouch of wet food because they keep not finishing a full one
*Only giving the cats half a pouch of wet food because they keep not finishing a full one
”funniest shit i’ve ever seen”
November 23, 2025 at 8:02 AM
”funniest shit i’ve ever seen”
I Don’t Have A Problem I Have A System™️
November 23, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I Don’t Have A Problem I Have A System™️