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Wizard101 dork but there is no Wizard101 community on this webbed sight
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I can't believe a baby invented your brain
this gives me a good idea for torp 40 ngl, brb replacing myself with myself
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
this gives me a good idea for torp 40 ngl, brb replacing myself with myself
i HATE mayonnaise!!! if you put mayonnaise on my sandwich I will scromit!!!!!!! (real)
@torpzun.bsky.social You are a white person, but you call white people "mayonnaise golems?" That's self hate. Why do you hate yourself so much? Every accusation is a confession with yall.
I can't be racist towards mayonnaise golems lmaoooo, even Talib Kweli agrees with me on this
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
i HATE mayonnaise!!! if you put mayonnaise on my sandwich I will scromit!!!!!!! (real)
"monch monch monch mmm-mmm i love micro plastics" -talib kweli, every day since microplastics were introduced
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
"monch monch monch mmm-mmm i love micro plastics" -talib kweli, every day since microplastics were introduced
I zoomed way past 666 posts lol
TRULY THIS MEANS I'M AN ANGLE, A PURE ANGLE OF GOOD THINGS
TRULY THIS MEANS I'M AN ANGLE, A PURE ANGLE OF GOOD THINGS
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I zoomed way past 666 posts lol
TRULY THIS MEANS I'M AN ANGLE, A PURE ANGLE OF GOOD THINGS
TRULY THIS MEANS I'M AN ANGLE, A PURE ANGLE OF GOOD THINGS
Conservative transphobe-levels of making shit up to make yourself look good. "Person" isn't a transphobic slur, it's your disrespect towards a trans woman's identity that is what is transphobic here
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Conservative transphobe-levels of making shit up to make yourself look good. "Person" isn't a transphobic slur, it's your disrespect towards a trans woman's identity that is what is transphobic here
I feel like I'm regressing into some sort of 2016s-era lib the way I'm speaking to some of these people 💀
"check yourself" "do better" who tf have I become, Hillary Clinton?!
"check yourself" "do better" who tf have I become, Hillary Clinton?!
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I feel like I'm regressing into some sort of 2016s-era lib the way I'm speaking to some of these people 💀
"check yourself" "do better" who tf have I become, Hillary Clinton?!
"check yourself" "do better" who tf have I become, Hillary Clinton?!
This is not an excuse. You are using slurs against trans people and scrambling for any justification possible. Do better.
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
This is not an excuse. You are using slurs against trans people and scrambling for any justification possible. Do better.
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Hello friends,
Yesterday there was a violation of the ceasefire in Gaza.
How long will this injustice continue?
More than 25 martyrs… we are tired of this.
Please share our messages so they reach everyone, and follow us to receive all updates😭
Yesterday there was a violation of the ceasefire in Gaza.
How long will this injustice continue?
More than 25 martyrs… we are tired of this.
Please share our messages so they reach everyone, and follow us to receive all updates😭
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Hello friends,
Yesterday there was a violation of the ceasefire in Gaza.
How long will this injustice continue?
More than 25 martyrs… we are tired of this.
Please share our messages so they reach everyone, and follow us to receive all updates😭
Yesterday there was a violation of the ceasefire in Gaza.
How long will this injustice continue?
More than 25 martyrs… we are tired of this.
Please share our messages so they reach everyone, and follow us to receive all updates😭
ASH AND ASH AND DUST TO DUST
November 24, 2025 at 8:23 AM
ASH AND ASH AND DUST TO DUST
What you're saying is that you're in support of the bigoted speech but only if it can't be used to make you look bad. Utterly ghoulish, but I wouldn't expect anything less from the likes of you
Oh no, you still don't understand that defending the right to free speech is not the same as supporting the content of the speech. I'd work on that if I were you.
Until then, you're tiresome, boring, and pretty transparently a bad-faith actor.
Until then, you're tiresome, boring, and pretty transparently a bad-faith actor.
November 24, 2025 at 6:33 AM
What you're saying is that you're in support of the bigoted speech but only if it can't be used to make you look bad. Utterly ghoulish, but I wouldn't expect anything less from the likes of you
What in the sam hell am I waking up to 😭
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
What in the sam hell am I waking up to 😭
I was given some chili today. Do you think...? Oh no, OH NO
Two years and two days ago, a woman delivered some chili to her new neighbors. Everyone was very happy and normal and there were no lasting effects.
November 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I was given some chili today. Do you think...? Oh no, OH NO
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please help me be covered! I'm still searching for employment and doing my best to do so, but while that is happening, consider helping me out, no matter what amount, it'll help me greatly. Thank you for your grace and patience. ♡
This is a general purpose MA post. Feel free to send whatever you want. ♡ this is specifically for trying to stay on my feet as the US becomes more and more hostile towards trans people, and yes, to women like myself. Thank you all for understanding.
www.paypal.me/XP1991
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cash.app/$Meztiza91
www.paypal.me/XP1991
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cash.app/$Meztiza91
November 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
please help me be covered! I'm still searching for employment and doing my best to do so, but while that is happening, consider helping me out, no matter what amount, it'll help me greatly. Thank you for your grace and patience. ♡
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This is a general purpose MA post. Feel free to send whatever you want. ♡ this is specifically for trying to stay on my feet as the US becomes more and more hostile towards trans people, and yes, to women like myself. Thank you all for understanding.
www.paypal.me/XP1991
~
cash.app/$Meztiza91
www.paypal.me/XP1991
~
cash.app/$Meztiza91
November 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
This is a general purpose MA post. Feel free to send whatever you want. ♡ this is specifically for trying to stay on my feet as the US becomes more and more hostile towards trans people, and yes, to women like myself. Thank you all for understanding.
www.paypal.me/XP1991
~
cash.app/$Meztiza91
www.paypal.me/XP1991
~
cash.app/$Meztiza91
damn that's crazy, maybe next time don't be actual scum
Border agent seen in viral arrest of U.S. citizen fatally overdosed, lawyer says
“Everyone just f****** hates me here."
ktla.com/news/local-n...
“Everyone just f****** hates me here."
ktla.com/news/local-n...
November 17, 2025 at 4:40 AM
damn that's crazy, maybe next time don't be actual scum
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"what games will you play when everything uses AI?"
So there's this cool thing called playing older games, did you know we have hundreds of thousands of them?
Enough to keep someone busy for multiple lifetimes?
I'm not gonna run out anytime soon
Still hoping the AI bubble bursts though of course
So there's this cool thing called playing older games, did you know we have hundreds of thousands of them?
Enough to keep someone busy for multiple lifetimes?
I'm not gonna run out anytime soon
Still hoping the AI bubble bursts though of course
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
"what games will you play when everything uses AI?"
So there's this cool thing called playing older games, did you know we have hundreds of thousands of them?
Enough to keep someone busy for multiple lifetimes?
I'm not gonna run out anytime soon
Still hoping the AI bubble bursts though of course
So there's this cool thing called playing older games, did you know we have hundreds of thousands of them?
Enough to keep someone busy for multiple lifetimes?
I'm not gonna run out anytime soon
Still hoping the AI bubble bursts though of course
I hate it when a messenger tells me that the enemy is marching towards me. They were not invited!!! go away
November 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I hate it when a messenger tells me that the enemy is marching towards me. They were not invited!!! go away
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![4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiby6can6k76yzfmv2czxs4pu2l7zie7bqbrpswi7h3ifmiadkuqvu@jpeg)
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genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
(like the song Vampires Will Never Hurt You) babyies will never invent your brain
November 4, 2025 at 9:58 AM
(like the song Vampires Will Never Hurt You) babyies will never invent your brain
I don't know what I'm laughing at more, that they censored the scary (😰) swear word in the first place, or that they decided to put a second asterisk over the e for some reason
November 4, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I don't know what I'm laughing at more, that they censored the scary (😰) swear word in the first place, or that they decided to put a second asterisk over the e for some reason
being fixed would fix me tbh
November 4, 2025 at 8:53 AM
being fixed would fix me tbh
Near the end of the Han dynasty, there was a man named Dong Zhao. One of the things he is known for is wanting to move the capital.
In a move that I feel was specifically made to cause me agony, he would have a son named Dong Zhou.
He even tried to go to Dong Zhuo, but was stopped by Zhang Yang.
In a move that I feel was specifically made to cause me agony, he would have a son named Dong Zhou.
He even tried to go to Dong Zhuo, but was stopped by Zhang Yang.
November 4, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Near the end of the Han dynasty, there was a man named Dong Zhao. One of the things he is known for is wanting to move the capital.
In a move that I feel was specifically made to cause me agony, he would have a son named Dong Zhou.
He even tried to go to Dong Zhuo, but was stopped by Zhang Yang.
In a move that I feel was specifically made to cause me agony, he would have a son named Dong Zhou.
He even tried to go to Dong Zhuo, but was stopped by Zhang Yang.
posting is too hard
November 4, 2025 at 6:59 AM
posting is too hard